[The original post was replaced without inspiration, if you mind, please collect it orz!!]
Lu Chengyang accidentally passed through an ancient Mary Sue aristocratic boys' school novel and became a glorious... Passerby.
After walking through the book, Lu Chengyang didn't panic. Passers-by just watched the protagonist's love affair every day, and then they clapped and smiled emotionally: "Ah, they are so sweet and loving!" Is that so?
As a result, after a period of observation, Lu Chengyang discovered that he, a passerby, was not dedicated to serving a certain pair of protagonists, but actually for public use!
His role is to appear in all kinds of imaginable and unexpected situations in the aristocratic school of St. Ruth, adding flavor to the exciting and exciting campus life of the protagonists.
For example:
During class, he was sandwiched between the innocent group and passed endless little notes to them with an expressionless face;
While watching a movie, I was suddenly forced to change places. From then on, my attention shifted from the movie to the shy voices and small movements I thought were secretive next to me;
In the alleys on the way to school and home, you can always see the crooked figures of the two of them. They even live on one side of him, and he is in the middle!
In addition, you have to pass by the sadomasochistic relationship between the school bully and the impoverished little white flower, and witness with your own eyes the various scenes where the school bully talks cruelly to the little white flower; the little white flower whines and complains, and the school bully warns her not to meddle in her own business, and then continues to repeat this process over and over again...
And the wild group is even more heavyweight!
No matter when Lu Chengyang went to the toilet, he would encounter them tugging at each other next door. The strange sounds of "dong dong, bang, bang, um, um, wu, wu" made Lu Chengyang hold onto the toilet paper tightly;
They can always be seen entangled in corners such as rooftops, groves, school auditoriums, equipment rooms, and radio stations. They are even always enthusiastically invited to join by ghosts and beasts when passing by, or they become part of the cooperative play between attackers, threats, and receivers.
Lu Chengyang said: "... I can't stand it anymore!!!"
Lu Chengyang, who passed by the protagonists all over the world, decided to make a change.
As we all know, passers-by become passers-by in this Mary Sue Danmei world because they are ordinary. So as long as he is not ordinary, can't he get rid of the passer-by buff? !
Suddenly a brain grew. Jpg
After Lu Chengyang thought hard all night, he decided to dress himself up as a killer, dyed his hair cool blue and black nails, went into seclusion to learn break dancing and social rocking, put on all kinds of eye-catching metal accessories, and made crazy quotes.
So in class, he was asked by the innocent group to pass a small note. Lu Chengyang immediately stood up and waved the note with a dynamic handshake accompanied by "Don't love me, there will be no results unless the flowery hand shakes me." He successfully shook the note out of the window and sat down gracefully;
When he met the little white flower crying again, he looked up at the sky at a 45° angle, opened his mouth and spat out the Martian text: "If you lower your head, the crown will fall off, if the blood drips, the bitch will laugh."
Invited by Gui Zhu Gong to join the play again, Lu Chengyang started shaking without saying a word, showing his confidence and attitude, making the wild group wither on the spot!
#GiveDanmeiworld100millions of killings to shock the world#
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Since the change of appearance, Lu Chengyang's mental state has improved a lot, and he is no longer harassed by the protagonists. He feels refreshed and is more energetic in studying.
One day, he met another passerby.
Adhering to the feeling of sympathy for the same people, Lu Chengyang took the initiative to share his experience and taught enthusiastically: "Brother, if you can't do this, you will be treated as a tool. Don't be stunned, follow me and start shaking!"
Wen Xu: "..."
[Seamless switching between the academic master shaker·Shadow Shou&Is this school okay·High cold attack]
ps:
1. Screenshot of copywriting archived on 24/8/2
Purpose: to hone our will in adversity, face setbacks, and rise to the occasion.