The Luckless Siblings Go Viral on a Variety Show About Kids [Metaphysics]

Zhou Sang-sang, also known as Sang-sang. Why that nickname? Not because she's lazy, but because she can bring bad luck to anyone she meets.

Searching, searching, looking for her brother.

Zhou Sang-sang finally finds her brother in a small world.

Unexpectedly, even after countless reincarnations, her brother is still a walking magnet for bad luck.

But at least she's not as unlucky as he is. Her brother's bad luck only affects him.

Luckily, now that Zhou Sang-sang has arrived, the siblings can finally help each other out.

After all, two negatives make a positive!

Of course, the God of Misfortune isn't hated by everyone.

At least, Zhou Sang-sang is very popular with the people who've been wronged.

After all, all they have to do is take Sang-sang to the home of whoever did them dirty.

The bad luck rebounds immediately.

What do you do if you run into a ghost car in the middle of the night? Just bring Zhou Sang-sang along, and you'll get home safe.

What do you do when you go to the bathroom at night and the last stall keeps opening and closing, while footsteps keep pacing back and forth? Too scared to leave?

Just bring Zhou Sang-sang along, and she'll send the bathroom ghost straight back to the underworld.

Pinned down by a ghost in the middle of the night? Don't be afraid. Just bring Zhou Sang-sang along, and she'll make the bed pin the ghost down instead.

Please wait your turn. No cutting in line.

One service costs 9,999. Thank you for your business!

Of course, to maintain the God of Misfortune's divine status, the siblings still strive to do good deeds.

They encounter a lost spirit while appearing on a variety show, and, in keeping with the virtue of doing good, they escort it home.

They come across a wronged spirit following a criminal, and their sense of justice flares up. They team up with the police and send the criminal behind bars.

An old man keeps waiting by the road for his wife, unable to move on. The siblings guide the lost old man back to his wife, helping him fulfill his last wish.

Along the way, they also become the most popular sibling duo around.

They trade their basement for a big villa.

The unlucky brother also has a smooth ride in the entertainment industry and wins Best Actor.

Also serialized: The Groom Ran Away, So I Chose a New Husband

Shen Qi went from a matriarchal kingdom to the modern world in one fell swoop.

When she came to her senses, she found herself slumped on the wedding dais. Below her, the guests' faces were a spectacle of sympathy, pity, and barely concealed anticipation.

After absorbing the original owner's memories, Shen Qi roughly figured out what had happened.

On the wedding day, the other main character got a call from his first love and immediately abandoned the bride and ran off!

After remembering everything, Shen Qi “obediently” followed her parents' wishes and broke off the engagement!

Thinking of what her fiancé looked like in the original owner's memories, she couldn't bring herself to go near him!

The wedding was off, but with the sense of responsibility of a female general, Shen Qi still made a resounding success of her career!

One day, Shen Qi went to a film set as an investor.

Suddenly, a “frail” man collapsed into her arms!

The man looked up timidly. Perhaps he knew he had offended his “benefactor,” because his peach-blossom eyes immediately turned red.

The people around them looked at him with disdain, thinking, What a cheap trick!

CEO Shen definitely won't fall for it!

CEO Shen, who “wouldn't fall for it,” stared straight at the person who had crashed into her arms.

Inside, she was shouting: This is the kind of first love our matriarchal kingdom would pursue!

After that collision, a “benefactor” could often be seen trotting after someone around the film set.

Everyone looked like their worldview had been shattered: So this is how unique a benefactor's taste can be!

The original male lead, who'd been dumped:

“You still like me. You're just angry, right?”

“Shen Qi, don't joke around with your life!”

“How is that sissy good enough for you?”

The protagonist looked at the other man's healthy complexion, strong, muscular body, and sharp brows and bright eyes. He had the supposedly most popular manly look of the moment!

Then she looked at the “beauty” snuggled up beside her.

Her arm tightened around the man's slender waist!

Forget it. She couldn't change the taste she'd been born with!

Male lead's perspective:

Xie Yun thought he would never escape the mire he was born into.

But one day, a slender yet powerful hand pulled him out of the mire and held him close!

Warnings: A female lead with “questionable” taste who never turns back from her “blindness”! (From the perspective of those around her.)

Strong female lead and weak male lead. She's genuinely strong, and he's genuinely weak. He isn't secretly scheming!

The female lead retains the beauty standards, abilities, and martial prowess of the matriarchal kingdom (a kind of golden finger).

The male lead is a sweet and capable little husband who can cook, do housework, bring the female lead lunch, and be her cozy body pillow (the only thing he can't do is have children, sadly!). More to be added as I think of things.

Theme: Good fortune brings joy and love.