[Harry Potter] An Unconventional Weasley

"A real big brother is the kind of guy who takes you along wherever he goes, doesn't mind when you get mad at him, is happy to share something good with you, stands up for you when you need it, and eventually finds you a sister-in-law.", Joking About Mary Sues

Having no siblings of her own, Rosie agrees wholeheartedly with this. The eighth time she opens the green app to reread the Harry Potter fanfic Joking About Mary Sues, she gets so worked up by Shui Lan Bi that she's in tears and snot.

But she never expected her anger to get so intense this time that Shui Lan Bi would literally anger her to death.

When she opens her eyes again, she's in the wizarding world, and she's become Ron's twin sister.

Rosie is horrified. But after confirming again and again that she isn't Shui Lan Bi, the sister-obsessed Rosie starts looking forward to meeting her little sister, Ginny.

Rosie has only two goals:

1. Help Ginny get together with Harry as soon as possible.

2. Make sure Fred survives the final battle.

But she never expected that after getting hit by a damn Bludger, she'd gain a third goal: latch onto Wood and make him make it up to her by becoming hers.

[Romance Edition]:

Fred: Whoever manages to win Rosie over is done for.

George: We'll feed him Nosebleed Nougat and Ton-Tongue Toffee every day, 365 days a year, without repeating a single day.

They high-five and say in unison, "He'll be our new test subject!"

Their upperclassman and excellent captain, Oliver Wood, blushes awkwardly. He silently prays that he'll make it through graduation in one piece.

[Comedy Edition]:

"Rosie Weasley!" Draco climbs out of the Black Lake in a sorry state. After coughing a couple of times, he shouts, "You've been laughing at me this whole time! You haven't stopped once! I'll say it again, my name isn't Ferret Face!"

"Ron, I kicked Malfoy into the lake!" Rosie asks eagerly. "Want me to do it again?"

Ron: Can I still make a run for it?

Rosie: Aren't you happy?

Ron forces out a strained smile. "No, I'm so happy I'm about to go insane."

[Academic Try-Hard Edition]:

Percy and Rosie are the closest in the family. Seeing his little sister buried in books in the library all day makes him proud, so he decides to pass on all the hard-earned lessons he's learned about being an academic try-hard.

Percy: Listen carefully, Rosie. The first step to becoming a prefect is getting excellent grades.

Rosie takes out a little notebook and writes it down. "What's the second step?"

Percy: Grind, grind like crazy, and grind everyone else into the dust!

Twelve Outstanding marks are no dream!

[Level-100 Roaster, Academic Try-Hard x x x Quidditch-Obsessed Blockhead]

The Weasleys have a very un-Weasley-like member!

A Weasley in Ravenclaw!

[Reader's Guide]

1. The tone leans toward comedy and absurdity. It's slice-of-life and slow-burn, so don't read if that's not your thing.

2. Harry/Ginny and Cedric/Cho remain intact. The heroine is obsessed with her younger sister, so proceed with caution if you dislike these pairings.

3. The heroine is terrible at sports. All her skill points went into roasting people.

4. I was envious of the warm atmosphere in the Weasley family, so I came up with this blurb on a whim. (I keep thinking how happy it would be to have so many brothers and a little sister!)

5. The characters may be out of character. Feel free to try it out or drop it without telling me. Just click the exit button in the top left. This free story doesn't accept writing advice.

6. I highly recommend Joking About Mary Sues by the wonderful author Jiangyou. It's a great read!

(The blurb was screenshotted and archived on September 13, 2022.)

Theme: Love is the greatest magic