Every Day, I Sneak Around Behind the Boss's Back to Cuddle Up to Nya and Others

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[Mostly Bungo Stray Dogs: half sweet kitty romance, half power-ups and getting cozy with the big shots. Click to see Boss Dazai meowing for pets!]

After Kukiki Yuuha loses his memory, a romance-support System comes looking for him: Choose any of three romance routes. We need to save Boss Dazai's love life!

Kukiki: No way am I being a tool!

What's the point of playing matchmaker? Isn't it better to live freely and do whatever you want?

System: A certain Armed Detective Agency member is about to meet Boss Dazai... Host, what are you doing?!

Him? Of course he's cuddling up to the blonde detective from the Special Division, happily applying for a civil service job with full benefits, and taking in a stray black kitten while he's at it.

Kukiki: I picked up a cat, everyone!

System: ??? Was that on purpose, or an accident?

System: We're about to enter the strongest sorcerer's ABO route... Host, what are you doing now?!

Him? Of course he's happily hanging out with his like-minded best buddy Toji and a certain cult leader. Sure, he works part-time as Boss Dazai's personal secretary, but that has nothing to do with him.

Kukiki: Three's a crowd, and one of them has to be an O, but it definitely won't be me.

System: ...Just you wait.

System: There's one last route... Actually, forget it.

Watching the Host, a chaotic troublemaker with several secret identities, wreak havoc in the Demon Slayer Corps and purge the Special Grades from the jujutsu world...

System: I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything.

Kukiki: Hold on, did anyone say I couldn't make a move myself?

System: Holy crap, you're actually serious?!

#What do I do if my Host is cat-obsessed?#

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1. Bottom protagonist, one-on-one. There won't be any romantic descriptions between Dazai and anyone else, either. That's just the System being clueless.

2. The cover has been licensed exclusively. Artist: @Dd Impact Wave.

3. The blurb and story have been lightly revised.

A short story under 200,000 words. Enjoy!

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[Coming soon: Raising a Little Cocogoat Online. Please add it to your favorites!]

The people of Teyvat suddenly see a livestream called "A Record of Raising a Cocogoat." They take a look and discover that a little one from Ganyu's clan, who only hatched a few days ago, has somehow ended up in another world!

The various cocogoat factions are thrown into a panic. On-screen, the chubby little fluffball opens its eyes and yawns, fluffing its fur out like a dandelion and melting its enemies with cuteness.

[That Woman: Hmph, not bad. If I trained the little one myself, it would be a hundred times better.]

[I'm the Senior Sister: Can't get away, huh? Don't worry, just knock them all down.]

[Super Handsome Traveler: That bandaged guy looks weak. Go get him, little one!]

The dazed little creature spots a beacon of hope and grows brimming with confidence:

"Hey, he's already hurt. Let's just let him go."

Bandage Freak: Hm?

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Lan Qian has a secret: his horns can pick up signals from outer space. When trouble strikes, there's no need to be afraid. Everyone can figure something out together!

A haughty, purple-haired puppet ignores you? No problem, cling to his leg!

The King of Sheep isn't trusted by his companions? Come spoil me, I'm a sheep too!

A clingy bandage-wearing freak who loves swimming? Sorry, this one's... Lan Qian has an idea. His horns always pick up ads for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's grand opening sale. Maybe that can help!

The more people he helps, the stronger his horns become. He can even see images, and the people in them teach him all sorts of things. He works hard to learn, and promises to visit their world someday.

Lan Qian has a secret. He knows that the other side of those images is his home, but he doesn't say so. It's all because of one person.

"Hat Guy, we're leaving."

"Fine. I'll go with you this once."

1. Lan Qian x Scaramouche

2. The childhood phase lasts a long time. Romance only begins once they're adults. At first, Lan Qian and Scaramouche raise each other.

Theme: Treat others with sincerity and kindness, and they'll treat you the same way.