[You mean I pissed off all of you in three days?
I have lost my memory.
To be precise, I lost my memory for three days.
I know nothing about what happened in those three days.
I thought it was nothing, but on the fourth day, things started to get weird.
My boss, Mr. Lei Shou, suddenly became shy and cute. He peeked at me from time to time, and would blush strangely when I caught him. After returning home from get off work, he took my hand and put it on his chest, and asked me sincerely if I wanted to guess what he was wearing today.
"If you like it, I will be very happy. I will cooperate with everything... After all, we... Well, we already have that kind of relationship, right!"
My boss's boss, the leader of Vongola, was even more important. He came to my room through the window at night and asked me if it was cold at night. If he didn't mind, he could help me warm my bed.
"You don't need to worry... It doesn't matter. I can understand that our current relationship needs to be kept secret and cannot be made public, right?"
Me:……
Please speak human language and ask for a translation.
In just three days, the world was turned upside down.
I am in pain, I am confused, and I urgently read "Desperate Subordinates: How to Deal with the Riddler Boss"
Then I understood that both of their minds were broken.
Faced with their expectant looks, I mumbled and dialed the contact number of the mental hospital behind their back.
After all, the first thing to do now is to calm the patient's emotions, right?
For the sake of peace in Vongola, I am an upright person and seek confirmation from other friends. My shining morals and noble integrity are obvious to all. They will definitely prove my innocence... Right?
Friends who love each other on a daily basis dodge their eyes when they see me, coyly refuse my visits, and even refuse to clarify my innocence, as if I have done something heinous to them and have no friendship at all.
It turns out that it seems that an unknown mental virus has infected the entire Vongola. As a messenger of justice, I am the only survivor.
Consciously shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving Vongola, I established a strong character and actively sought help from netizens.
[Fruit Punch Samurai G]: How could you do this to save your companions? You are such a noble person... By the way, I heard that your husband died again. It's really a pity. Madam, if you can, can you have a fight with me - ahem, have a bowl of soba noodles?
Insufficient supply of strawberry milk: It's a trick, it's a trick! It's very common to play pranks at year-end parties, right? Don't worry~ I'm a very experienced person in this kind of thing! That must be the case, men are creatures with smaller minds than small eyes... That's right! Wanshiwu recently offered a 50% discount~ It also comes with a special album of small papers, waiting for you~
After careful consideration, I decided to conquer Vongola reluctantly and become the boss myself... Just kidding~
Reading tips:
[Maintaining Sky and Thunder]
[Main tutor, other guest appearances]
[Extra of the parallel world next door]
[Apologies for OOC, please exit in time if you feel uncomfortable]
[Wish you all happy reading, little angels!
Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to protect world peace