The Goddess Wants a Divorce! The Practical Guide

All right, I admit it. I’ve wasted a whole lot of blurb space on NCLL. I admit I’ve been infected too... First, it’s best never to meet, so you’ll never fall in love. Second, it’s best never to know each other, so you’ll never pine for each other. Third, it’s best never to keep each other company, so you’ll never owe each other anything. Fourth, it’s best never to cherish each other, so you’ll never remember each other. Fifth, it’s best never to love each other, so you’ll never have to part. Sixth, it’s best never to face each other, so you’ll never meet again. Seventh, it’s best never to misunderstand each other, so you’ll never let each other down. Eighth, it’s best never to make promises, so you’ll never have to carry on. Ninth, it’s best never to depend on each other, so you’ll never lean on each other. Tenth, it’s best never to meet, so you’ll never have to part. But once you meet, you come to know each other. How can meeting compare to never having met? If only I could sever all ties with you, and never let life and death turn into longing. Facing the wife he had lost and found again, the God King gazed at her with eyes full of profound affection. He reached out his broad hand and spoke with utterly indulgent tenderness: "Hera, you’re finally back." Wangchen waved her fan and blinked, then tilted her head and smiled. "Your Majesty Zeus, I think in our case, it’s better to remember each other from afar than to meet again." Besides, she already had someone she liked. Zeus’s smile stiffened. Better to remember each other from afar than to meet again? Thinking of his many past affairs, even the God King had enough self-awareness to turn pale. He began, extremely ill at ease, "Hera, darling, let’s forget all that unpleasantness and start over!" After her memories as Hera had completely returned, Wangchen’s memory developed a small problem: she remembered everything about living inside Kronos’s stomach from the moment she was born, but had forgotten what happened after she left it. So when Zeus claimed to be her husband, Hera scoffed. "Why would I ever lower myself to marry a carrot?" Poseidon rolled his eyes. Hadn’t some goddess said exactly that before, then insisted on marrying Zeus and refused to have anyone else? "Zeus really is our youngest brother, and he’s also your husband." Hearing her younger brother say this, Wangchen stared blankly for a long time, fan in hand. At last, she reached out and stroked Poseidon’s beautiful long hair, speaking gently in the soothing tone one uses with a child. "There, there, Bobo. I know you’re unhappy because Hades has always bullied you for being the youngest, but you can’t just pick any god and call him your little brother. And a carrot, no less. That’s not right." Potential fathers for the little buns Prelude: The Goddess’s Theory on Divorce The Goddess Wants a Divorce: Finale Premise: