How Can You Trick Someone Into Dating You?

Xu Yanghe, twenty years old, rich and idle, born into a wealthy family, with severe OCD about cleanliness.

His way of relieving stress is to deep-clean, even wiping the baseboards with cotton swabs. A single touch from someone else can make him freak out.

Any living thing that dares touch his bed is dead.

He cannot have improper thoughts about anyone!

Xie Chun, twenty years old, an excellent student with both parents deceased. He spends all day working odd jobs in wind and rain, yet his white shirts are always spotless, like a resilient little white flower shivering in the cold.

The same age, completely different lives.

Xu Yanghe fell in love with Xie Chun at first sight at his good buddy's birthday party.

At the time, Xie Chun was his buddy's crush.

No big deal. It was just a little backstabbing between friends.

His buddy asked Xie Chun to bring a cake.

Xu Yanghe bought out the whole bakery.

His buddy supported Xie Chun's part-time business.

Xu Yanghe sent him money directly.

His buddy planned to play the hero and save Xie Chun when his rental home was demolished.

Xu Yanghe cut in and whisked him away to his own home instead.

His buddy asked, "Are you sick or something?"

Xu Yanghe said, "Yeah. There are plenty of guys with three legs, but it's hard to find a wife with three legs. Tough, innocent, and clean-loving Xie Chun is exactly my type."

On the first day Xie Chun moved into Xu Yanghe's home, Xu Yanghe watched as he took a white shirt out of his suitcase.

Then another.

Then another...

Xu Yanghe: ?

Xie Chun: Want the link? Three for 19.9 yuan.

Later, Xu Yanghe found an explicit video on Xie Chun's phone.

Then another.

Then another...

A dozen gigabytes' worth.

Xu Yanghe: ?

Xie Chun: Want the link? They're really spicy.

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Fatherly, germaphobic rich second-generation top X slightly autistic, straightforward bottom

One-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first love, both are virgins

Reader's guide:

1. The story is told chronologically, with a second-chance romance: dating, breakup, reconciliation.

2. The story is told from the top's perspective because the main plot revolves around him.

3. The first half is set in school, the second half follows their startup.

4. The top and bottom dote on each other. The story does not favor either side.

Theme: Good things happen when you take life seriously