You're This Chuunibyou, and You Don't Value Your Life!

/Updates paused while I revise the story. Once the revisions are finished, I'll post them all at once and resume updating./ [The story is being revised due to characterization issues and errors in the earlier chapters. I'll also update the blurb accordingly when the revisions are complete.] Blurb: When Amuro Toru was first assigned to monitor Tosu Reiji, Vermouth told him: This boy might be a little chuunibyou... Amuro Toru thought, How chuunibyou can he be? Then he saw for himself... At a crime scene, Tosu Reiji spoke to the corpse, waved his arms into a pose, shouted "PERSONA!" and immediately escaped through a window. He'd sneak out in the middle of the night to do tarot readings on the street. He'd stand near a trash can and mutter to a giant bird. Most importantly, when asked why he did these things, Tosu Reiji seriously said he was saving the world. Amuro Toru: Sure. It's normal for kids to have slightly chuunibyou hobbies. Mature adults should be understanding. But... Calling himself a phantom thief and sending a "calling card to steal your heart" to Renya Karasuma, the Boss of the Black Organization, goes way beyond a hobby! [Dear Renya Karasuma: We know all about your crimes: using the name of life to deceive, extort, and harm others, and distorting the truth as you sink into greed. We will take your twisted desires for ourselves! From, the Phantom Thieves -] The good guys and bad guys alike see the calling cards all over the world. Their shock level: 100%. Tosu Reiji! So chuunibyou, you don't care if you die?! Then they see Renya Karasuma actually issue a public apology, announce the dissolution of the Black Organization, and turn himself in. The good guys and bad guys alike are 10,000% shocked. You brat! So you were serious all along! # When Tosu Reiji first arrived in the Detective Conan world, he discovered his setup: both parents dead, seriously injured himself, suspected mental illness, and falsely accused despite trying to help someone. Anyone could see the gigantic word "tragic" written all over him. Tosu Reiji thought something was off, until he realized he'd been transported into the protagonist of a heavily modified Persona 5. Oh, so this is the Misery Anthology. That explains everything. With the ability to freely enter the Palace of the mind and make wicked people "reform," Tosu Reiji soon began carrying out his duty as the protagonist. At crime scenes, he summoned his Persona abilities and went into the Palace of the mind to destroy the culprit's distorted desires, making them repent and turn themselves in without a fuss. His stats weren't good enough, so he diligently went to a fortune-telling stall in the middle of the night and spent money on card draws. To get new Personas, he worked hard on side quests, helping a crow and a cat fight. He was already working so hard to save the world, yet immature people still thought he was playing at being chuunibyou. Hmph. Maybe it's time to give you a little shock from the Phantom Thieves of Hearts. And so Tosu Reiji sent a calling card to the biggest criminal mastermind in the Detective Conan world. Reader's Guide: 1-This story mainly draws on the Detective Conan, Persona 5, and Jujutsu Kaisen settings. No characters from the original Persona 5 appear, and Detective Conan characters will be brought into the Phantom Thieves. There are many personal alterations and changes to the Persona 5 game setting, so even readers who haven't played the game can enjoy the story without any trouble. Players, please try to ignore my alterations, cough. 2-No CP! But the story centers on the protagonist and includes scenes of him keeping everyone happy (the details related to the Co-op system are explained in the story). You can pick your favorite ship (.) 3-Persona 5 is way too underrated, sob. I dug up an old idea from ages ago and am writing it just for myself. Everyone, come check out how good P5 is! 4-There are case mysteries, with a format leaning toward standalone episodes. 5-Anything else will be added if I think of it.jpg Theme: People can lie, but hearts never deceive.