The Entire Emergency Department Transmigrates to the Cultivation Realm

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Lin Zhen is an ER doctor. After finishing a night shift and heading home, she sees someone flying past her on a sword.

Lin Zhen: ...

I must be exhausted.

The only thing worse than transmigrating is transmigrating with your stone-faced boss!

Every single coworker from the ER feels the same way!!!

The entire ER has transmigrated, and the emergency room, observation room, ICU, emergency operating room, resuscitation room... all came along too.

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Heaven and earth show signs of change, spiritual energy abounds, and mortals pursue the Way in hopes of becoming immortals.

Sects spring up everywhere, but the one whose name resounds above all others is the First People's Hospital of Cultivation.

Sword cultivator: They can bring the dead back to life. My soul had already left my body, but they pulled me back with several bolts of lightning. They call it defibrillation!

Demon cultivator: They can make divine water that cures every poison. A venomous snake bit me, and I would've died within seven steps. They injected that divine water into me and saved my life. They call it antivenom!

The whole ER: Don't ask. We just need to earn a living, but somehow we ended up number one.

There's a great demon in the cultivation world who everyone wants to hunt down and kill.

This great demon is violent, cruel, and evil, stirring up trouble across the three realms every few days. But lately, he's disappeared without a trace

[First People's Hospital of Cultivation, Consultation Room]

Great Demon: Doctor, my heart feels so uncomfortable.

Great Demon: It's full of you. I think of you morning and night, Doctor Lin. Is there any hope for me?

Lin Zhen: ...

Lin Zhen turns around and writes in the medical record:

Severe lovesickness.

Treatment plan: Hopeless.

[Content Warnings]

1. I'm not a medical professional. The specialist knowledge in this story comes from research and may be awkwardly applied or inaccurate. (Never use the medical comparisons in this story to assess your own health. If you feel unwell, go to a hospital promptly. May all you immortals stay healthy, free from illness and disaster, and happy.)

2. The possibility of modern people bringing diseases or bacteria with them is not considered.

3. For the sake of the plot, some medical knowledge will be adjusted or invented as reasonably as possible.

4. This is not a wish-fulfillment story. The plot has many twists and may well differ from what readers expect. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please stop in time.

5. It's not entirely about treating patients; there's some melodrama too, QAQ.

Theme: Ride the wind and waves, and emerge victorious.