Go to Bed Early

Mu Bai is a little devil who is obsessed with bed. The kind where you can eat if you crush someone. Recently he was responsible for suppressing a cartoonist who had just graduated from college. Then Mu Bai didn't have a bite of food for three months. He didn't understand how someone could survive longer than a ghost. Mu Bai could only change his target. His new painter's brother-in-law. I heard that the new target is the president of a large company. He has a calm personality and is extremely self-disciplined. He goes to bed early and gets up early every day. Mu Bai was very happy and secretly went to suppress the CEO every night. He was afraid that the CEO would not go to bed early and get up early after being pressed for a long time, so he wisely only held down for half a day. After a while, Mu Bai, who had eaten and drank enough, began to slack off in his work. But the big CEO went to bed earlier and earlier every day and slept longer and longer. Finally just sleep all day. Later, day and night even began to reverse. Mu Bai felt very strange. ———— The CEO sees a kid coming to bed every night. With a small body, she lay on top of him and said, "I'll press him, I'll press him." The CEO once turned over and saw the kid on top of him rolling down. He was still confused when he got up. CEO: "..." He thought, this kid doesn't seem very powerful. So the CEO changed to a big bed. But later, the time when the kid came to press him on the bed became less and less, and he stopped coming at all later. No matter how early the CEO went to bed, even if he slept all day or reversed day and night, or even took a bath and burned incense, the kid who pressed the bed never came. Later, the CEO spent a lot of money to hire a heavenly master. After catching the kid, the first thing the CEO said to the kid was: "Who are you trying to suppress?" The second sentence is: "Domestic flowers don't have the same fragrance as wild flowers, right?" Mu Bai, who was being held by the neck: "????" PS: The screenshot of the copywriting was saved in September 2022 Here is a pre-collection~ If you are interested, you can click to add it to your collection~ Youcai is a rapeseed flower. After developing spiritual wisdom, she is particularly persistent in finding a person named Pei Yao. Because everyone he knew said that Pei Yao was also a rape flower. Little Rapeseed Flower Essence felt that she had to find him for pollination. —————— Pei Yao is recognized as a genius in the music industry. Many people praise him as a rape flower. Everyone in the circle knows that the Pei family has a prominent background, and Pei Yao has a cold and cold temperament, and is dubbed as the toughest person in the entertainment industry. One day at a party, Pei Yao got drunk and went out to the box to sober up. Under the dim street light, Pei Yao saw a young man with soft hair and a round head squatting on the roadside waiting for him. The boy was beautiful, with a small dimple on his cheek. When he saw him, his eyes sparkled, and he asked him softly and politely if his name was Pei Yao. As soon as the drunk Pei Yao saw the young man, his head and neck became hot, and his heart beat rapidly. Pei Yao felt that he fell in love at first sight. He nodded towards the young man calmly, and then saw that the young man was so happy that clusters of rapeseed flowers appeared on his head. Drunk Pei Yao: "." It started violently. That night, all the major entertainment headlines reported that the popular top star Pei Yao was admitted to the hospital due to pollen allergy. ———— Young Master Pei, who has severe mysophobia and mild pollen allergy, has been dating the boy who fell in love at first sight for half a year. Mild pollen allergy can be cured without treatment. Pei Yao thinks this is a miracle of love. Until one of the most solemn and unspeakable nights, on a big bed covered with roses, Pei Yao heard his lover ask him expectantly: "Can we pollinate now?" Pei Yao thought these were sweet words from his lover, and nodded solemnly and cherishedly. Later, Pei Yao saw a delicate little yellow flower popping up on his lover's head. His lover held the little yellow flower and said to him with red ears: "Why haven't you bloomed yet?" Pei Yao, half-kneeling on the bed: "????" Intention: Go to bed early and don't stay up late