Mr. Dazai's Everyday Life in Disguise

Ideas collected here. This might be my next book to come, with the synopsis below:

Mr. Dazai dons his IF Oda secret identity and torments his alternate selves on the daily:

After his daily dive, Mr. Dazai left his body, thinking he could embrace death without a hitch. Before he could even celebrate, something claiming to be a card-drawing roleplay livestream System latched onto him.

Not only did it fish his soul out of the River of Three Crossings, but it also made him work for the System and complete missions.

Does he look like the kind of person who would diligently complete missions?

System: Complete the missions, and I'll bring you back to life.

Dazai: Please just let me die. Thank you.

System: Complete the missions, and I'll grant you one wish!

Dazai: Oh, then please let me die right now. Excited JPG.

After the System rambled on and on, Mr. Dazai finally agreed to its request just to make it stop.

System: I'm a card-drawing roleplay livestream System. The Host draws cards, then roleplays and interacts with the people from the original work. I'll livestream it for the audience. Once you earn enough emotional points from viewers, you can make any wish come true!

Dazai: Oh. (Uninterested)

[Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the No Longer Human card pool.]

System: Host, you're really compatible with the No Longer Human group! This pool has the guaranteed Black-Era Dazai SSR card, a super popular character!

Ten flashes of light passed.

Mr. Dazai only drew an Oda secret identity from the IF timeline, leaving the System speechless.

Why could he draw such a rare IF secret identity from the pool, but not the guaranteed Dazai card?

Dazai, who couldn't stand another Dazai but was drawn to another Oda, shamelessly got compensation from the System.

And so, Oda Dazai no Suke began causing trouble in front of his alternate selves.

Synopsis saved on August 23, 2022.

Theme: As long as life goes on, so does exercise.