Conan Spoilers Are a Bad Civilization

You had a dream.

In the dream, you finally went out for once and watched the long-delayed Detective Conan movie at the cinema.

It was the same old formula, but you enjoyed it.

Then, at the crucial moment in the story, you heard a brat beside you spoil every detail of the crime that was about to happen.

You: “...”

The brat: “So there's only one truth: the culprit is blah blah blah.”

You, having been spoiled, wore a vicious smile.

After getting spoiled, you went to eat dessert, feeling utterly hopeless.

Maybe your bad-luck buff was stacking up, because before you even got to dig in, you heard a bloodcurdling scream from nearby.

There'd been a murder.

The very next moment, you heard the voice of that brat who'd spoiled the movie for you.

“Ah le le, so all three of you know this young lady?”

You shuddered.

You turned to look.

Good. That familiar Chinese dub, that smug little brat who'd spoiled the movie for you, was none other than

Conan Edogawa!

You wore another vicious smile.

Here's a story.

You might not be a brilliant detective, but you'd watched over a thousand episodes of Detective Conan.

So, your name's Conan, is it?

Your crime-solving plot is great. From now on, it's mine!

From then on, whenever Conan was just about to start deducing, you beat him to the truth.

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Content warning

This is a dream-inspired idea! A few nights ago, I dreamed I was watching a Detective Conan movie and Shinichi Kudo, sitting next to me, spoiled the whole thing.

So in the dream, I used the fact that I'd seen the movie to beat Conan to the deduction and make him feel the pain of being spoiled.

The story will probably alternate between first-person narration and other characters' perspectives.

I really like power fantasies, so this will be an unrestrained power fantasy. My intelligence isn't up to writing logical original cases, so just enjoy it as a bit of light reading, everyone.

Blurb saved on 2022-08-30

Theme: The heart of justice and kindness never changes.