In her previous life, Su Moshu was a sickly orphan who died before turning thirty.
After death, instead of going to the underworld, she returned to the divine realm. The war goddess Xuannv was waiting for her by the Heavenly Pool.
Su Moshu was completely bewildered. Could it be that she was some kind of important figure?
But Xuannv shattered her fantasy with a single sentence.
She wasn't some powerful big shot. She was merely the spirit of Xuannv's weapon, the Yaohua Spear.
But life in the divine realm turned out to be much happier than Su Moshu had imagined.
And the divine realm in this world seemed different from the one in her old world.
There were many goddesses, and the people worshiped goddesses too. There were pitifully few male gods.
Yet every god's name was familiar to everyone.
At first, Su Moshu thought she had transmigrated into some unreliable novel.
Only later did she realize that she had simply returned to her own world.
As the war goddess's sidekick, she was treated quite politely by the other gods.
Life was pretty comfortable when she could throw her weight around by association every day.
The divine realm had plenty of goddesses, but it was also full of juicy gossip.
The gods weren't at all like the detached immortals she had known in her old world. They weren't indifferent to worldly desires.
On the contrary, the scandals between the gods were more explosive than the last.
For instance, there weren't two Xiang River Goddesses, and she hadn't married Emperor Shun. She had someone else in her heart.
Then there was Yun Zhongjun, who wasn't a male god but a goddess, and was widely regarded in the divine realm as a heartbreaker.
Shao Siming and Da Siming weren't twins, but they secretly loved each other and even had a child.
Chang'e and Hou Yi weren't a couple either, and she wasn't a beautiful goddess left behind in the Moon Palace. She was an overpowered fighter who wanted to challenge Xuannv every day. The Lunar Star Lord always showed up to clean up Chang'e's messes, which was hard not to read into.
It's great having a war goddess to rely on. There's always gossip to enjoy.
Three thousand years ago, Xuannv learned that a demon god had been born in the lower realm, throwing its celestial court into chaos.
By command, Xuannv went to destroy the demon god.
But the demon god had already absorbed countless wicked thoughts, and its power rivaled that of the gods.
Xuannv fought it in a battle that shook heaven and earth. Only after her life-bound spear was destroyed did she finally defeat the demon god.
But all the gods knew that the spear had long since gained sentience.
Xuannv had cherished and treasured it dearly.
For the next two thousand years, the war goddess Xuannv never wielded another weapon.
That is, until the spirit of the Yaohua Spear returned from another world.
The trouble is, after visiting another world, the spear spirit came back obsessed with gossip and slacking off.
Xuannv couldn't understand. Had she, its master, lost her charm?
In a fit of exasperation, Xuannv had no choice but to tie the spear spirit, who was failing to uphold spear etiquette, to her chest.
If it wanted gossip, fine. There wasn't a single piece of gossip in the divine realm that she didn't know.
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