[Silly comedy + sweet romance + seemingly innocent, secretly sinister villain + random passerby cultivator]
Blurb:
Yuan Fenxi transmigrates into a power fantasy novel and becomes a minor passerby with barely any scenes.
Her artifact spirit, Liuqi, rubs its hands excitedly: [Your role is super important!]
She clenches her fist: Got it, I'll help the leads slay demons and attain enlightenment!
The artifact spirit: [No, you have to stop the original story from turning into a tragic romance with a bad ending.]
Yuan Fenxi: ...? But the script says I'm going to bite the dust tomorrow!
So, to keep the male and female leads from falling for each other, she decides to get more scenes despite being a background character. First, she changes her fate through sheer luck and recruits a bodyguard to keep herself alive!
The male lead wants to play the hero and save the damsel? She kicks him flying. Focus on your cultivation!
The female lead gets into danger and triggers a romance plot? She steals the scene and blows up her own core!
And as for the troublesome villain from the original story? First, she'll seize his opportunities and feed them to the bodyguard and cannon-fodder disciple she picked up, little Chaochao. Then she'll encourage him to go after his true love, and soon he'll be hopelessly lovestruck!
Before long, the entire cultivation world undergoes a dramatic change in tone.
Yuan Fenxi races through the book under a pile of extra secret identities as various passerby characters, spreading the word that falling in love brings nothing but disaster. First, a strapping man gets rejected and dies on the spot, drenched in blood. Then a half-demon falls in love and has his soul scattered... From the old man in the Sutra Pavilion to a peasant woman in the mortal world, and even unhatched demon eggs, anyone who catches feelings immediately bites the dust!
Everyone is struck with awe: How did this happen? Somehow, we all started cultivating the Unfeeling Path.
At last, the final chapter arrives.
Yuan Fenxi puts on her Venerable's secret identity and bestows a magic pill.
Once the male and female leads take the pill and kill the villain, she'll wrap up her role and leave!
And then...
Then she sees her well-behaved disciple charge into the sky, knock the female lead flying, pierce the male lead with a bone chain, and snatch the magic pill.
Yuan Fenxi: ???
Chao Luyuan approaches with red eyes, his bone chain coiling around the Venerable's beer belly.
The youth lifts his lashes and looks straight at her. "Master, you're playing favorites. You secretly gave them pills, but what about me? If I can't have one, then no one gets to live."
Yuan Fenxi: *shocked.jpg*
Ahhh, I mean, I'm not who you think I am! Can I get out of this?
Help, help, help! She turns to look at the male and female leads, only to be even more devastated. The two are lying side by side, battered and bruised, shyly making their relationship official. "Actually... they're my Dao companion. We've decided to face our tribulation of love together!"
Yuan Fenxi: ...*what a miserable life.jpg*
#These protagonists don't follow the script at all#
#What happened to the hard-core cultivation and leveling-up plot?#
#Can I still run away now?#
Reader's guide:
1. A scene-stealing heroine with many secret identities x a seemingly innocent, secretly sinister, yandere villain hero (jealous type)
2. Both leads are virgins, happy ending, one-on-one romance
3. The secret identities are all random passerby characters, and she'll play a whole lot of roles
4. Also known as The Whole Cultivation World Is Acting Along With Me (might change the title to this later)
5. My take on cultivation, silly comedy, scene-stealing heroine mistakes the villain for someone else
Blurb saved on October 30, 2022
Theme: Love yourself, and good fortune will come your way
🐶 Everyone's surname is Chao Chao. The heroine hasn't realized yet. Is Chao Chao the villain?
Claw, come out, that's me [let me be healthy]
Just he, just he, just he [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] We must all the little deer live in paradise and be happy forever!! A particularly heart-warming story, the heroine is getting stronger and stronger!!!
So strong[question mark]
It turns out to be a puppy [question mark] [question mark] 🥺 [purple sugar] kswl
The villain? Don't know me, not interested Destined child? Be my little brother (wave) (hehehehe)
The copywriting is very interesting 💪 I am very attracted! I like the character design of the baby girl, I love to watch drama queen [Glasses], the wife is very well written, come on duck 💪
It makes me laugh so hard I keep hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha, the fox is pretending to be the tiger.
Isn't it for me? Why, other brothers also have it? [Covering face and peeking]