The Hot-Tempered Buddhist Cultivator Is Actually a Demon Lord

Ongoing story. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your favorites. Biu [A Nobody, But She Adds Drama and Raises a Black-Hearted Lotus] blurb below

Blurb:

Miao Shucheng was reborn. The good news: she was still a divine tree. The bad news: in her previous life, she had poured heart and soul into keeping the immortal sect safe, only to suffer the destruction of both tree and life. They even dug up her roots.

This time, she decided to live differently:

She would do whatever it took to cultivate the Baldhead Dao and get revenge on the immortal sect. She would practice the wildest Buddhism and fight the hardest battles!

Seeing the resentment in her heart, Yi Lianshan tried to enlighten her. "Disciple, if you wish to shed your worldly attachments like your hair, you must strictly observe the precepts and refrain from throwing punches..."

Miao Shucheng: "I don't understand. But punches? Master, I've got it!"

And so the immortal realm gained a Buddhist cultivator with a very unusual style:

With prayer beads in her left hand, she sent departed souls on their way; with a tree branch in her right, she beat up the immortal sect.

She rescued demon cultivators, dismantled immortal mansions, and specialized in treating all kinds of hypocritical righteous sects.

Unfortunately, the path of cultivation and hair loss was difficult, and problems soon followed:

Wasn't she supposed to attain the Dao by losing her hair? Why did she have more and more hair the further she cultivated? And why were all the respectable orthodox sects trying to kill her, while affectionately calling her a "demon"? Finally, why did the master who told her every day to "give up anger and impatience" have a heavier inner demon than she did?

When Yi Lianshan stood in front of her, his whole body wreathed in demonic energy, he shouted, "My disciple hasn't even become a demon yet, so what are you all making such a fuss about?"

Miao Shucheng finally understood. "Oh, so I really am a demon?"

Wait, no... Master, how did you become even more thoroughly corrupted than me?!

#Wasn't he supposed to save all living beings#

#Buddhist cultivators these days are so hard to manage#

A little scene:

One day, after Miao Shucheng had knocked out a crowd of cultivators, she stared at their increasingly sparse hair. "Master, when will I have the fortune to cultivate the Baldhead Dao?"

Yi Lianshan replied calmly, "Baldness is not something an ordinary person can hope to attain. You have no such fortune."

That night, Yi Lianshan carried a huge jar of spirit spring water and poured it down his precious disciple's throat. "My good disciple beat someone up today and lost half a hair. It breaks my heart!"

Feeling a chill sweep across her scalp, Miao Shucheng sprang up and shouted, "Who's trying to harm me?!"

Yi Lianshan froze mid-motion, then pretended to be calm. "Disciple, would you like to learn about nourishing and protecting your hair?"

Miao Shucheng: "???"

Reader's Guide:

1. Happy ending, also known as Disciple, Would You Like to Learn About Nourishing and Protecting Your Hair?

2. Buddhist sayings are based on several scriptures.

3. The protagonist is a Buddhist cultivator, and yes, she really does go bald QwQ

4. All the demon cultivators in the story are made up by the author.

5. Multiple short story arcs, with both bad and happy endings.

6. Hot-tempered divine tree x corrupted holy monk, both "falling from grace."

7. Physical salvation, with a focus on convincing people through virtue (and force).

8. Buddha is merciful, but this monk's fists are not.

9. My own cultivation system: lower immortal, earth immortal, upper immortal, immortal lord.

Upcoming story 1: Fantasy, A Nobody, But She Adds Drama and Raises a Black-Hearted Lotus

Blurb:

Yuan Fenxi transmigrated into a power-fantasy novel about a proud young hero and became a nobody with almost no scenes.

The spirit artifact Liuqi rubbed her hands excitedly: [Your role is super important!]

She clenched her fist. "Got it. I'll help the male and female leads slay demons and attain the Dao!"

The spirit artifact: [No. You have to stop the original story from turning into a tragic romance with a bad ending.]

Yuan Fenxi: "...What? But the script says I'm going to kick the bucket tomorrow!"

So, to stop the leads from falling for each other, she quietly added scenes to her role as a background character. First, she changed her fate through sheer luck and recruited a bodyguard to keep herself alive!

The male lead wanted to play the hero and save the beauty? She kicked him flying. "Focus on your cultivation!"

The female lead was in danger and about to trigger a romance? Yuan Fenxi barged in and stole the spotlight by blowing up her own core!

And as for the troublesome villain from the original story? First, she stole his opportunity and fed it to the bodyguard and cannon-fodder disciple she'd picked up, Xiao Zhaozhao. Then she encouraged him to make a move when he found true love. Soon enough, he'd be a hopeless romantic!

Before long, the cultivation world had undergone a dramatic change.

Yuan Fenxi raced through the book under a bunch of secret identities she'd created by adding scenes, spreading the message that romance brought terrible luck. First, a musclebound man confessed and got rejected, then bled out on the spot. Next, a half-demon fell in love and had his soul scattered... From the old man in the Sutra Pavilion to a peasant woman in the mortal world, all the way down to a demon beast egg that hadn't even hatched, anyone who got involved in romance immediately kicked the bucket!

Everyone regarded her with solemn respect. "Who knew? Somehow I ended up cultivating the Heartless Dao."

At last, the final chapter arrived.

Yuan Fenxi put on her Venerable One secret identity and bestowed a spirit pill.

Once the male and female leads swallowed it and killed the villain, she would wrap up her role and leave!

And then...

Then she watched her well-behaved disciple charge into the sky, knock the female lead flying, pierce the male lead with a bone chain, and snatch the spirit pill.

Yuan Fenxi: "???"

With red eyes, Chao Luyuan walked over, the bone chain winding around the Venerable One's beer belly.

The young man raised his lashes and stared straight at her. "Master, you're playing favorites. You secretly gave them pills, but what about me? If I can't have one, then no one gets to live."

Yuan Fenxi: pupils shaking.jpg

Ahhh, wait, I mean, I'm not me, can we work something out?

Help, help, help! She turned to look at the male and female leads, only to be even more distraught. The two of them lay side by side, bruised and swollen, shyly making their relationship official. "Actually... she (he) is my Dao companion. We've decided to face our tribulation of love together!"

Yuan Fenxi: ...what a miserable life.jpg

#The leads in this story refuse to follow the script#

#What happened to the cultivation-and-leveling-up story about hard training?#

#Is it too late to run away now#

Reader's Guide:

1. Drama-loving heroine with many secret identities x a sweet-faced-but-dark, lovesick villain as the male lead (the jealous type)

2. Both are each other's first, happy ending, one-on-one

3. The secret identities are all nobodies, and she plays a great many roles.

4. Also known as The Entire Cultivation World Is Acting Along With Me (this may be changed to this later)

5. My take on cultivation, comedy, drama queen, and a villain everyone mistakes for someone else

30.10.2022. Blurb captured in a screenshot.

Theme: Protect little trees; it's everyone's responsibility.