I Am Not a Singing Girl

The main story is complete. Bonus chapters will be updated from time to time. An imperious, straight-faced, hilarious prince on the bottom X a cool rapper on top who keeps getting face-slapped (updates at 6 p.m., generally 6,000 characters a day after signing) [1] The renowned Third Prince Wen Cishu, whose name would be remembered for generations, transmigrated. A thousand years ago, he was a royal scion who loved music and poetry, and his artistic talents earned him a place in the history books. After transmigrating, he became the pretty but useless dance member of the obscure boy group Flora and was shoved onto a show meant to help tone-deaf contestants improve. Before the variety show began. Blacklisted trending topics: #WenCishuSlackingOff# #WenCishuQueerbaiting# #WenCishuLeaveTheGroup# After the music show began. Wen Cishu himself: A full-range powerhouse who can belt out a high C and deliver rap vocals. The king of all five groups has arrived. Haters: Terrified. Mentor: Y-you, contestant, didn't you say you couldn't sing? Wen Cishu: I am no singing girl. [2] After the show became a modest hit, Wen Cishu was invited back as a guest, and his manager panicked. Only the members of Flora knew that the dance member had been diagnosed with amnesia and delusions. When it came to stretching during dance practice, he'd rather die than do it. To his manager, who was also his cousin, he said, "Men and women should keep their distance." To Tony, who was cutting his hair, he said, "My head may be severed and my blood may flow, but not a hair on my body shall be harmed." To the dance instructor, he said, "This prince will not dance." To Zhuang Zeye, his groupmate, who had once been paired with him for publicity but had grown sick of him, he said, "Outrageous! Zhuang Zeye, kill them!" According to him, Zhuang Zeye looked exactly like his "personal eunuch." Except his hair was shorter, he had a brow piercing, and he looked even more handsome. His manager: "Aye, for everyone's sake, take care of him for a while." Zhuang Zeye: "Have you lost your mind too?" The next day, he returned to the villa with Wen Cishu's luggage, scowling, and became his personal bodyguard. Wen Cishu gave the place a deadpan appraisal: "This residence is rather small." "..." After a few days together, Zhuang Zeye demanded, "You can't use the air conditioner, toilet, or showerhead. You need silver chopsticks to eat and only drink tribute tea. Are you really stupid, or are you pretending?" Wen Cishu coldly brushed his hand away. "Outrageous! How dare a eunuch like you touch me?" Zhuang Zeye snapped. "Who are you calling a eunuch?" He grabbed Wen Cishu's hand and pulled him close. "Come on, see for yourself if I'm a eunuch." [3] The group was already so obscure that, after losing a dance member, even their manager couldn't be bothered with them anymore. With the company doing nothing to help, fans discovered that Wen Cishu had beautiful calligraphy and was so talented he could write lyrics effortlessly. He was also skilled at horseback riding and archery, and won the celebrity sports competition. Then he stunned everyone at the arts college entrance exam by taking first place in his major. On the music show, Zhuang Zeye, who was usually so cool, bent down to tie Wen Cishu's shoelaces, personally taught him how to score contestants on a tablet, and even fastened his seat belt himself after work. Trending topics: #YeShuDuoRapSetTheStageOnFire# #YeShuTurnedAMusicShowIntoADatingShow# Fans: A hidden gem of an idol, a heavenly couple. Make them famous! * [Bonus scene] Zhuang Zeye: "How about we give dating a try?" Wen Cishu glanced at him. "I'm your ancestor. Who do you think you are to deserve me?" Zhuang Zeye grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him close. "You calling me names?" Wen Cishu: "...Mmph!" Read before proceeding: 1. Some chapters include live comments. 2. The bottom is very popular, has an overpowered golden finger, and has maxed-out talent stats. The author's the one who gave him his musical talent, so please go easy on the experts. This story focuses more on performances than variety shows. 3. The bottom doesn't have long hair. Check out the other completed books in the series: Top-Tier Star Couple? We're Faking It and Say That to Me One More Time. Theme: Seek true love and cherish the present.