After Abandoning the Divine Cubs I Raised, They Came Looking for Me

[Updates around midnight every day] [Steady daily updates] [Lightly Lovecraftian nonhuman story] [Many secret identities, everyone-loves-the-protagonist chaos] Xu Ling'an is an ordinary young man from the twenty-first century. He diligently studies and goes to school every day, until one day he is hit by a car and dies. He transmigrates to a mysterious world, where the System drafts him into raising baby gods. "These baby gods will all become villains, but the book doesn't go into detail about their pasts or how they grew up, so someone needs to raise them." "Even though they're young, these baby gods are still formidable. I'll give you several secret identities powerful enough to keep them in check." And so Xu Ling'an gets several powerful secret identities. The Lord of Light, the Ruler of the Star Gods, the Silver Moon Emperor, the Lord of Chaos, the Master of the Thunderous Wasteland Tomb (the Gods' Graveyard)... After finally raising them all... The System says: You have to find a reason to dump them. Make them turn evil. Only then can I give you a new identity and let you stay alive. O-okay... And so the caretaker bares his terrifying fangs at his little ones. "You're naughty. I don't love you anymore." "You're too vicious. I don't want you anymore." "You're too weak. Fend for yourself." Abandoned all at once, the baby gods are lost and devastated, body and soul, and begin wreaking havoc throughout the mysterious world. Ten thousand years later, Xu Ling'an gets a new identity: an ordinary person about to start college. He's very satisfied, except that this identity is a little poor. Just as Xu Ling'an is thinking about enjoying his college life, the babies he abandoned come looking for him. The Lord of Frost, Snow, and Cold stands before him, a six-pointed snowflake shining on his forehead. The god bows his head to Xu Ling'an. "My lord, you said I was too weak. I've grown up and become stronger. Won't you come back and see me?" "If not, would freezing the heart you gave me make it last forever?" The Lord of Thorns, Roses, and Beauty, covered in thorns that prick at its own body, says, "My lord, I'm very good now." "You said you'd come back if I behaved, so come back too. Let's live together in a cage of thorns. Please don't leave, okay?" The Lord of Storms, Frost, and Water stands atop a waterspout above the sea, holding the Sea God's scepter. Its flamboyant fish tail curls as it kneels before Xu Ling'an. "An'an, you said I was too vicious and unruly. Now I'm obedient. Won't you look at me?" "If not, I'd rather gouge out your eyes than let you look at anyone else." The day-walking cat pulls out its own sharp claws. "Master, my claws aren't sharp anymore. I'll keep my temper in check. Won't you pet me?" "You won't? Then you can't pet anyone else, either, " Xu Ling'an is utterly bewildered: ?????? Thanks for asking. When in doubt, run. If I can't handle them, can I even hide from them? "I'm not your caretaker. You've got the wrong person!" Looks like I'll have to keep getting stronger if I want to put these guys in their place when my identities are exposed. Xu Ling'an: lie flat, at peace. Xu Ling'an posts an update on Starblog. "So what if I've made contracts with epic and legendary creatures? One day, I'll stand at the top of the entire star domain and make even the gods bow at my feet." (These rebellious kids are my... no, they're not.) "Ha! Keep dreaming!" "You're the biggest braggart I've ever met." "The poster's really good at boasting. Did your bragging just burst your bubble?" And then... The Abyss of Evil Desires likes the post. The Lord of Storms, Frost, and Water likes the post. The day-walking cat likes the post. The Master of Ice and Fire likes the post. The Divine Wings of Judgment thinks it's great and sends a smiley face. Everyone: Huh?????? Netizens: Damn, I hate braggarts the most... Wait, this time it might actually be true. P.S. All the love interests are absolutely crazy about the protagonist! Everyone-loves-the-protagonist story. There is a romance, and the protagonist reciprocates. No one gets the wrong idea! This is a lightly Lovecraftian nonhuman story. The baby gods include: The Snow God (Lord of Frost, Snow, and Cold Winds), whose true form is a little snowflake The God of Beauty (Lord of Thorns, Roses, and Beauty) (the Crimson Moon), whose true form is an adorable little demon rose The Seraph Xilan Raphael (Koxifeier), a six-star general in the human world and the strongest human The Fallen Angel Luolan Raphael (the Seraph's twin brother) The Lord of Corruption, Calamity, and Sin (the Silver Serpent of World Destruction), half human and half snake The Lord of Storms, Frost, and Water (the mermaid Siren) The Abyss of Evil Desires (an ancient Cthulhu god, a true evil god, with tentacles) The Master of Ice and Fire (the Dragon God, whose true form is a giant dragon) I may make some small changes. I'll decide as I write. I have two upcoming stories. Please add them to your collection! One is a groveling romance, and one is an everyone-loves-the-protagonist card battle story. Upcoming novel 1: After Killing My Pregnant Wife Three Times, the Divine Lord's Dao Heart Shatters To preserve the bloodline of the Yunliu clan, I need to bear the child of the strongest person in the world and have them stab me ten times, each blow striking at my heart. Nine stabs break the seal, ten stabs overcome the tribulation, and then I can ascend, restoring the divine powers of the Yunliu clan and ensuring our prosperity for generations to come. So I set my sights on the Divine Lord of the Celestial Realm. I have to make him fall in love with me and cherish me as his wife. The deeper his love, the better the effect when he stabs me. Every time he kills me, the Divine Lord forgets his past. But when it comes to the third stab, he just can't bring himself to go through with it... Because by proving his Dao through killing his wife, the Divine Lord has become the strongest person in the Three Realms, with no rivals left. And yet, they say he searches the highest heavens and the deepest reaches of the underworld, heartbroken and driven mad, killing his way through the Three Realms until everyone trembles at his name. He asks everyone he meets: "Have you seen my wife, the one I wronged for three lifetimes?" Upcoming novel 2: All My God-Tier Cards Are My Ex-Boyfriends Pei Gu transmigrates into a world where card abilities reign supreme. As an ordinary person, Pei Gu is completely lost in this card-battle world. The Royal Combat Academy, the Military Administration Academy, the Central First Academy... Card-training schools of every kind are constantly recruiting. Pei Gu is forced onto a card battle stage. He looks at the god-tier cards being advertised... Huh? Wait, what? Aren't all those god-tier cards my ex-boyfriends? In his previous life, Pei Gu played a pure-love dating game about collecting cards. Although it was a gacha collection game, it was somehow single-player. He won the hearts of one distinctive character after another, then played the scumbag and dumped each one to start the next earth-shattering romance. He couldn't help it... The System required him to be faithful. So Pei Gu broke up with them one by one. How did they all become god-tier cards in this world??? Are they the matching SSR cards?? Pei Gu: ... He wants to crawl back into his coffin, pull the lid shut, and get shipped back to Earth. The Disaster Silver Serpent coils its cold tail around his leg. "A Gu, I was wrong. Will you take me back?" The vampire progenitor, dressed in a black tailcoat with long, narrow eyes, wraps an arm around his waist. Looking down at him, he leans in with elegant poise. "I won't drink your blood anymore. I'll give you mine to drink, all right?" The chief judge of sin and desire holds a long whip, cracking it through the air. "Come back. I will forgive your sins. Otherwise... the consequences will be unimaginable." No, seriously... If there were only one of you, I'd be thrilled to have a powerful guy looking out for me! But... There are too many of you! If you all run into each other, won't there be a romantic bloodbath? Yes, a real romantic bloodbath! After all, who among these god-tier beings would share their boyfriend with someone else, or agree to share one man? Pei Gu tries to make himself as inconspicuous as possible. But his ex-boyfriends are just too crazy. During a livestream, Pei Gu makes some bold claims. The silver serpent will bathe me. Actually, the vampire progenitor has a very good temper. He'll buy me all kinds of tasty food. The chief judge? I'll make him kneel on a washboard! Everyone: The streamer is so pitiful. Is real life that stressful? He's started hallucinating. Maybe the streamer should see a psychiatrist? And then... The Disaster Silver Serpent sends him a Galaxy of Balloons. The vampire progenitor sends him a Star of True Love. The chief judge sends him a Forever True Love... Spectators: ??? Oh no... He might actually be telling the truth. We got the scoop! A card-battle story where everyone loves the protagonist. Thesis: Keep healing one another's wounds and growing along the way.