
The Stone-Cold Straight Girl Blossoms on a Gaming Variety Show
铁树直女在游戏综艺里开花了
by Ling Rui (翎蕊)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 240k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
★Coming Soon: The Bad Boy's Timid Pet Is a Hidden Powerhouse, Luan Yifeng × A Zhu (Lingling), an adventure full of monster fights. Please add it to your reading list!
[Synopsis]
Lu Yihui seems aloof on the surface, but deep down she's wildly uninhibited and severely socially anxious. She's spent five or six years struggling to make it in the entertainment industry, without even one decent dating rumor to her name. Her fans are frantic, so they took it upon themselves to send her studio quality invitations to dating reality shows, hoping their beloved iron tree would finally bloom.
Thanks to her fans' tireless efforts, she once again refused the dating show they were looking forward to, then turned around and agreed to appear on the gaming variety show Climb the Ranks.
Her fans burst into tears: "What can we do? We love this precious girl, so we'll spoil her."
Fans: "Why is it so hard to see Hu Hui's poker face break into a lovesick smile? (Wiping tears.jpg)"
Career fans: "Stop dreaming! Our Hui Hui will never fall in love!"
She joined the show.
Following her principle of "champion first, the rest of you can get lost," Lu Yihui dominated every match and won the admiration of plenty of fans. Her damn competitive streak once again crushed countless romantic sparks before they could bloom.
Her fans flew into a helpless rage: "Lu Yihui, would it kill you to look at the handsome guys around you? You don't know how to act cute and sweet? Does saying 'big brother' burn your tongue? Damn it! Are you allergic to romance?"
Her fans wept like a storm: "What on earth did I become a fan of?!"
The obstacle on Lu Yihui's path to total domination: Pei Yutang.
Whenever Lu Yihui wowed the whole crowd, the Film Emperor Pei would follow up with an even flashier move, surpass her, and take first place, then bask in everyone's admiration and Lu Yihui's special attention.
A strong-willed woman never gives up. When facing him, Lu Yihui felt only the urge to beat him and taunt him: "Again!"
The Film Emperor Pei: "Bring it on!"
Having narrowly won, the Film Emperor Pei gloated: That ought to make you fall for me!
Lu Yihui's eyes glowed green: "Great, again!"
The Film Emperor Pei: "?" Why isn't this going how I imagined?
Fans rolled their eyes: "One guy who's hopelessly straight is enough to give us a headache. How is this one so unyielding too?! When will our girl finally fall in love? We're dying here!"
One day, Lu Yihui's biggest fan posted an update.
[Huizhang, huge news, huge news! The flower's about to bloom! It's about to bloom!]
All her fans celebrated as if it were New Year's.
The Film Emperor Pei stared at the post from his secret account, the corners of his lips lifting. "You're so uninhibited in your dreams, so why are you always so awkward in real life?"
Ding!
A message from Lu Yihui: ???
The Film Emperor Pei: I'll make an early public announcement. Don't be mad.
Lu Yihui: No entering my dreams for ten days. (Terrifying smile.jpg)
The Film Emperor Pei, heartbroken: I was wrong, I was wrong! Come into my dreams, please!
★Coming Soon: The Bad Boy's Timid Pet Is a Hidden Powerhouse, A Zhu (Lingling) × Luan Yifeng
Lingling had been an oddball in her clan since childhood. She was a poisonous black widow, yet incredibly timid. Whenever she saw live prey, she'd zip away and hide.
Her parents doted on her, arranging her food on a plate before bringing it right to her mouth. Her older brother was the ultimate overprotective sibling, poisoning any of their kind who came near his little sister. He treasured her beyond measure.
Sadly, peace didn't last. A rebellion suddenly broke out in the clan. Her parents were killed, her brother disappeared, and she was hunted day and night...
During her escape, Lingling met a bad boy. He was so, so bad: he would poke her spider legs for no reason, loved scaring her, and was always grabbing her to chatter at her.
Bad Boy: Little spider, spit some venom for me. What does a black widow's poison look like?
Lingling: (Shrinks back)
Bad Boy: Little spider, spin me some silk. I want to see how you weave a web.
Lingling: (Hides in fear)
Bad Boy: Little spider, bite me. I want to become Spider-Man.
Lingling: (Curls up and won't come out)
Bad Boy: Little spider...
Lingling's inner thoughts: He's so annoying!
The bad boy was awful, but she really did feel safe with him. He killed every member of her kind who came after her, and would say coolly, "You think you can kill my little spider?"
Lingling was deeply moved. She even secretly thought that maybe the bad boy wasn't all that bad. But when she heard what he said next, she didn't want to talk to him anymore.
"If anyone's going to kill her, it'll be me, after I'm done playing with her!"
Lingling, hiding and sulking: What a terrible guy!
With the bad boy protecting her, Lingling was happy. He liked clumsily comforting the timid her, was always calling her A Zhu, and gave her every nice thing he got... He spoiled her rotten, but he had a sharp tongue and a rotten mouth.
She thought they would live like this for the rest of their lives, but suddenly the bad boy went blind.
She was so sad, so furious.
After taking revenge with her own hands, she carefully looked after the bad boy, thinking it was all right this way. At least he could stay by her side until they grew old.
Just then, she received news that turned her life upside down once more:
Her parents were still alive!
And there was a lead on her older brother's whereabouts!
Lingling, terrified and stunned: What on earth is going on?!
Where would she go from here?
★Completed Novel: The Little Cat Fights for That Human Every Day. Super long, ready to binge!
Synopsis:
Su Yun, a little cat who had cultivated into a spirit, fell for the clean-cut young man Liu Yeyuan at first sight while on a mission. Her body went limp and she collapsed at his feet, waving her little cat paws: Little handsome, take me home and serve me!
Liu Yeyuan, struck right in the heart, thought to himself: Aww, so soft and adorable.
After sticking to the handsome young man, Su Yun enjoyed his sincere offerings while doing her utmost to keep him safe.
Before long, monsters across the city center went on a rampage all at once. To save the young man, Su Yun tore open space and sent him to a new world.
This place was full of superhuman people with animal traits. They were brutal by nature, and strength was everything.
The frail Liu Yeyuan seemed completely out of place here. As a pure human, he quickly became a "human pet" and was fought over by everyone.
When Su Yun found him, he had already become someone else's "human pet."
The little cat angrily stretched out a paw: "Meow!"
[He's mine!!]
Her tiny, frail appearance made everyone burst into laughter.
After countless rounds of battle, the little cat narrowly lost and was ridiculed all over again.
Liu Yeyuan, like a puppet, knelt obediently at his master's feet and stared blankly at Su Yun, covered in wounds...
The little handsome young man had been forcibly branded by someone else. Su Yun was furious, but refused to give up. "Just you wait! He's mine, and mine alone!!"
"Hahahaha, what a fool..."
"..."
Su Yun ignored their laughter and said to Liu Yeyuan, who was staring blankly, "Little handsome, remember, I'm the only one who can be your master!"
[Just wait a little longer. I'll come save you.]
The sweet, soft, short-legged little cat challenged them day and night, and at last she won her little handsome young man back.
The little cat snuggled in the handsome young man's arms and called sweetly, "Meow~"
"I know, I know. I'll brush your fur right now."
"Meow, meow~"
"Your food will be ready soon. Just wait a little longer."
"Meow, meow, meow~"
"I get it, I get it."
Theme: Don't be afraid when you encounter difficulties, setbacks, or failure. If you have the courage to start over, things won't turn out too badly.
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Well, social anxiety patients and iron tree straight women are essentially two different species, right?
"Liao and Zheng are not tall, and they are a bit small..." This is a big bug for the author~
"Liao and Zheng are not tall, and they are a bit small..." This is a big bug for the author~ "Each" should be "child"
"[Stop making trouble, I don't know if..." This is a big bug for the author~
Thank you writer! [Rose][Rose] Thanks for the limited fee!
""Visual" is a big bug for the author~ But
"Words speak louder than words"" gives the author a big bug~ True to his word?
"Will you invite me to come" is a big bug for the author~ Kindly request
"Ran" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ This should be "people", right?
Why are there so few people? Let's take a shower together?