Otome Game Crash Diary

Blurb:

As a former fanatical otome game enthusiast, Su Li bought a special full-dive dating game.

The game's standout feature was its extraordinarily high degree of romantic freedom. Its characters were randomly generated and never repeated, and players could pursue anyone in the world, enjoying a one-of-a-kind romance every time.

[Ding! Game character detected: Affection +2]

Su Li happily threw herself into the game world, flirting here and there and seeming to have the time of her life. But in truth, she only ever successfully pursued four characters and achieved perfect-affection endings with them.

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● Little Octopus

You adopted a clingy, squishy little octopus. Adorable and shy, it was skilled at writing stories in all kinds of styles. Best of all, it could write eight stories at once with its eight tentacles, churning out sweet treats for you like crazy. It could even shyly write you custom spicy stories.

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● Vampire

You happened to meet a vampire beneath the moonlight. Pale and gloomy, elegant and aloof, but... was that a cup of milk tea in his hand?

The vampire was filthy rich, with mines and farms back home. He didn't like drinking blood, but absolutely loved milk tea. He was great at concocting all sorts of delicious milk tea, and took you on wild trips across different continents.

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● Little Fire Dragon

A stingy little dragon took you for a treasure and packed you up to bring back to its lair. Impulsive, passionate, and innocent, it could breathe fire to roast unbelievably delicious meat. Beneath the brilliant sunset, it would spread its wings and carry you on its back as you soared above valleys and mountains. When it got tired of flying, all it took was a kiss on its horns to bring it back to full strength for another twenty laps. What a ridiculously cheap way to power your infrastructure projects.

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● Tree Elf

A tree elf with a cozy home in a giant banyan tree found you and brought you home. The elf was beautiful and aloof, pure as nature itself. A total neat freak who adored housework, it was skilled in all sorts of domestic magic and kept the house spotless and orderly. Its cooking was nothing short of miraculous, and lately it had become increasingly fond of gently feeding you, its round, exercise-averse little lump.

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After successfully achieving four perfect-affection endings, Su Li was content. Her mission accomplished, she happily quit the game, wishing her beloved characters a happy future. She was going to live it up in the real world!

But then, who could have guessed...

Faced with the familiar shores of towering waves, a dark castle, a cave on a sheer cliff, and an ancient forest, Su Li was still in a daze when tentacles from behind instantly bound her tight. A cold vampire clamped down on the back of her neck, an enraged dragon locked her firmly beneath its wings, and a corrupted elf mercilessly shut her up in its tree house.

What the hell? Why had she transmigrated into the game?!

What the hell! Why had her beloved characters turned evil?!

Somebody, help!!!

#Don'tLeaveMe#

Content warning: 1v1, the male lead is a split fragment!

Once they merge, he becomes a character who loves housework and cooking, is a barbecue expert, can mix all sorts of delicious milk tea, and even writes custom novels just for you (drools).

Theme: Happiness