[New novel: A Food Diary from My RV Road Trip. Check it out next door if you're interested! The blurb is at the bottom. Kisses!]
Blurb:
Juzi downloaded a restaurant management game and unexpectedly got a rundown restaurant and a food delivery system.
[Run a restaurant, spend money on renovations, and pick from all kinds of decorations!]
[Draw cards to get recipes, with loads of random items up for grabs!]
Drawing cards...
Ding! You got one N-rank card: [Radish Peel]
Ding! You got one N-rank card: [Pork Dumplings]
Note: Duplicate cards can be combined to increase their star rating. Their flavor gets a major upgrade after ranking up!
[Ready to open for business? ARE YOU READY?]
Juzi sadly opened her restaurant with two N-rank cards.
When the new restaurant first opened, foodies scoffed at it.
“Boss, your cooking is just okay. I guess the fresh ingredients make it passable.”
“If the portions weren't so big, I wouldn't order again.”
Looking at the lonely three-star and four-star reviews on the delivery system, Juzi turned her frustration into motivation. Draw cards, draw cards, combine cards, combine cards!
Later, the foodies all ate their words.
So good! So, so good!
“If there's no radish peel today, this overworked office drone can't enjoy overtime.”
“Why are there always tears in my eyes? Because I have a deep and abiding love for grilled fish balls.”
“The best shrimp dumplings ever!! I can't stop smiling after eating them!”
“You can't hide love. Even with your eyes closed, tears will still run from the corners of your mouth.”
“The best beef sauce in the whole world, let's go! I'm a huge fan!”
Juzi stared at the comments with a dark expression. When had she paid for these shills? They sounded pretty professional.
This is the dividing line for the new novel
A Food Diary from My RV Road Trip
Blurb:
Bai Xixi had an RV. From south to north, from spring to winter, the old clunker stayed by her side, rattling along as she made her home on the road.
It occasionally went on strike, periodically slacked off, and often stalled, but overall, it was still a good RV that could cross mountains, ford streams, and climb hills.
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Just then
[Ding! This System is the “Traveling Life” cloud livestream channel of J-Star. Each plane will be bound to one travel-loving Host, who will provide interstellar viewers with a travel experience in a different world.]
[The Host must livestream for eight hours each week to receive one weekly attendance gift box and 1,000 energy points. Energy points can be used to upgrade the RV or exchanged for cash.]
[Finally, raising your livestream level unlocks more features! Have a safe and happy journey!]
And so Bai Xixi began her RV travel livestream, or rather, her food-buying service.
“Yunnan specialty: crispy potato cakes with dried porcini mushrooms. Golden, crisp, salty, and savory. Only ten portions available. You won't regret buying them!”
“Sichuan-Chongqing specialty: glass dumplings. Paper-thin wrappers, delicious fresh meat. Limited to eight baskets. Order now, or you'll miss out!”
“Southern Fujian snack: chilled bamboo worms. Only six pieces left. Fresh, tender, cool, and silky. Miss it now, and you'll have to wait a year!”
The viewers from other planes were drooling and frantically waving their valuable energy points, scrambling to buy, buy, buy!
And so Bai Xixi, the energy-point harvesting machine, transformed her rundown old RV into a steel monster with bulletproof glass, high-density alloy, and an unlimited water and power supply.
As it happened, one of the top hundred RV content creators had parked at the same campsite and was livestreaming outdoors.
Pointing his camera at himself, he boasted, “Look, this is my brand-new million-yuan RV. It's a dual-slide-out model, a heavy-duty off-roader. Compared to those little things, it's pretty impressive, huh?”
Sitting in her “little thing,” Bai Xixi picked an open parking spot and gently pressed a button on the driver's seat.
With a series of rumbles, the original cute little mini-RV expanded in every direction, instantly growing to five times its original size.
“...”
The top creator stared in stunned silence.
Holy crap, that's an RV? That's a freaking Transformer!
This is the dividing line for the upcoming novel
I'm Going to Become a Legend on the Novelist 101 Livestream
Blurb:
After binding to the Novelist System, Qiu Li unexpectedly entered a parallel world where everyone wrote novels. She signed up for the livestream audition show Novelist 101.
[Name]: Qiu Li (Lv. 1)
[Occupation]: Novelist
[Skills]: None
[System evaluation: A terrible writer, five hundred words per hour, average brain, heart of steel, elementary-school writing. Writing can't save you. We recommend changing careers.]
Looking at the System's cold, merciless evaluation, Qiu Li calmly activated the “Talent Skill” in her beginner's gift pack.
[Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the level 1 skill “Tentacle Speed.” You can write 8,000 words per hour for five minutes. (Upgradeable)]
And so, carrying the evaluation “We recommend changing careers,” Qiu Li walked onto the stage of the Novelist 101 livestream show and, unsurprisingly, got the sacrificial script for the cannon-fodder foil.
Qiu Li remained expressionless, radiating murderous intent.
Sure, my prose is bad, my plot is a mess, my romance is toxic, and my characters are inconsistent.
But who cares? I'll write ten thousand words a day.
Because every time I finish a book, I can randomly get a new skill.
Her first book flopped completely.
System evaluation: We recommend changing careers.
Reader evaluation: We recommend dropping out.
Faced with a flood of bad reviews, Qiu Li didn't budge. With a heart of steel, she updated diligently, writing thirty thousand words a day and quickly leveling her skill up to the max.
Then she killed off a character.
Later
● [Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the level 1 skill “Character Doll.”]
Qiu Li: Great. I'll make an adorable heroine the readers will love, then kill her off.
● [Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the level 1 skill “CP Blind Box.”]
Qiu Li: Great. I'll write a couple and create a breathtaking romance to make the readers swoon, then kill off both leads.
● [Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the level 1 skill “Cliffhanger Hook.”]
Qiu Li: Great. I'll end each chapter just as the protagonist is about to die, so the readers can suffer through the wait.
Later still
The viewers, who had been reading tragic twists for so long, went crazy and turned dark.
Getting hit with a blade kills you.jpg
I've been rained on, so I want to tear up everyone else's umbrella.jpg
That night, countless recommendations appeared on major forums.
[The heroine in this book is so adorable. Reading it feels like raising a sweet little daughter!]
[The couple in this book is so sweet. Their chemistry is heart-poundingly romantic. Another day of crying over a beautiful love story!]
[This author really knows how to end a chapter on a hook. I'm so anxious, so anxious, so anxious, my heart's about to stop!]
Other forum users: Heh, what a clumsy shill campaign! Let's see which trash author is trying to promote their work!
“...”
After finishing the book, they clutched their hearts, turned into shills through tearful eyes, and quietly made their own posts.
[The author of this unparalleled sweet romance is Qiu Li Tang! Invest now, you won't regret it!]
She kept updating, and then she debuted.
She kept updating, and then she became a god.
The God of Tragic Plot Twists :)
[Completed novel] The Internet-Famous Cat Cafe Management Diary
Theme: Who knows how hard it is to grow the food on your plate? Every grain is the fruit of hard work.
One chapter also made me sleepy! ! ! ! Ah Tuan Orange! Woo woo woo
Thank you for letting me know Dada, a very heart-warming novel?
Thanks for the limited fee! A very loving book
Thanks for the limited fee. The settings are quite impressive.
A relatively healing article on food infrastructure management. I hope the author will write better and better.
Thanks for the limited exemption, it looks great!
Ahhhhhh, I read it in one go, it's so good, it's a very healing food article, I really love it, thank you for the free offer
Thanks for the limited fee, it looks great!
I found the big pre-receipt article very interesting.
I finished reading it all in one go. There were so many dishes but I could only look at them and not eat them (very angry)