A Socially Anxious Person's Guide to Dating a Villain

[Complete] Q: As someone with social anxiety, how did you make that major villain fall in love with you? A: Didn't he come on to me himself? (oí _ ìo) [Complete] World 1: [An ultrasensitive Lord of the Abyss, confined to the deep sea, x a clumsy researcher who keeps accidentally tickling him] “I'm... I'm sorry, sir. I know collecting samples might make you uncomfortable, but please bear with me.” Deep beneath the sea, chains that bound his body drifted slowly. A dragon's tail, reduced to bare bones, quietly curled around the researcher's waist. “You bought this stretch of ocean?” “Yes.” “Then I'm yours.” “Huh?” “Please fulfill your duties as my owner.” [Complete] World 2: [An evil god who slept for a thousand years and arrived in the future x the (fake) household robot he bought on a whim after just learning how to shop online] “Start program. Enter command: 'Give me a kiss.'” The little robot, used to being ordered around, stood frozen in place. It turned around and covered its own head. “Pro... program unable to recognize command. Temporarily shutting down. Please enter again.” [Complete] World 3: [A socially anxious amateur contestant who joined a dating show to make up the numbers x an award-winning actor who came just to have fun and feel young again] Other contestants (holding roses in their mouths) (confidently taking the stage) (striking seductive poses) (mutually attracted) Socially anxious contestant (body rigid) (avoiding the cameras) (trying to escape) (ignored by everyone) When forced to write down who had made her heart flutter on the first day, she thought it over and wrote the handsome, aloof award-winning actor with the highest profile, who would never choose her. That evening: Congratulations, you've been successfully paired! Get ready for tomorrow's date! [Complete] World 4: [Horror game boss x an absurdly lucky newbie player] “Congratulations on entering the instance. You may form a team freely.” The newbie player, avoiding socializing, sneaked into a dark corner to get away from everyone, then turned and bumped into an unfamiliar handsome face. After three minutes of silence, the boss said expressionlessly, “Hello. I'm the teammate the System assigned to you.” [Complete] World 5: [A seemingly sweet but secretly ruthless class monitor x a top student who just transferred schools and has intermittent blindness] [Complete] World 6: BG, even though it's ABO, it's still BG: [An extremely weak female alpha who's unusually insensitive to pheromones x an extremely strong male omega who's unusually sensitive to her scent] “Hmm? Can you smell me?” He closed the window to keep his scent from spreading during his special period. His pheromones were especially alluring. The person who was supposed to be tempted sniffed hard, then finally admitted honestly, “I don't think so.” ★ Please add my upcoming novel to your collection: I Was Pierced Through the Heart by the Demon Lord I Raised. The blurb is below. Visit my profile to read it: Funan was an ordinary little mustard-grass spirit in the Demon Realm. When she had just formed her Golden Core, she rescued a living person from a pile of corpses. Funan gave him the name A Song. A Song had extraordinary talent and made rapid progress cultivating demonic arts. He also seemed to be hiding a secret. All these years, Funan had stayed by A Song's side. She had endured plenty of hardship, but watched him grow from the pitiful boy she'd found in that pile of corpses into the Demon Lord who ruled the entire realm. As for her, with her species' natural limitations, she'd been at the Golden Core stage when she met A Song, and was still there hundreds of years later. Funan did rather like A Song, but she knew he didn't feel the same way. Once he made it big, appointing her as a guardian to repay the kindness she'd shown him was good enough. She was content with that life, until one day A Song brought back an exquisite beauty from beyond the Demon Realm. Unlike the bewitchingly alluring women of the Demon Realm, this one had a cool, proud air about her. That night, Funan dreamed of the future. For this woman, A Song would abandon the Demon Realm, become obsessed with her, and love her until death. The woman was just like the heroine of a storybook: the powerful figures of both the righteous and demonic paths would fall madly in love with her. And Funan? She would die in the army of righteous cultivators attacking the Demon Realm. She had stayed behind in the realm A Song abandoned. After many of the dream's prophecies came true, Funan used her authority in the Demon Palace to help the heroine escape the Demon Realm. The heroine took Funan's hand and said, “Thank you. You're the only good person in the Demon Realm. Don't ever go back to that filthy place. Come with me.” Funan thought that she really was destined to play the supporting role in someone else's story. She'd die if she stayed in the Demon Realm anyway, so she might as well defect sooner rather than later. Many years passed. The righteous and demonic paths faced off, and high above the clouds, Funan stood behind the heroine and saw A Song draw his bow in the abyss. Funan knew A Song was a good archer, but the sunlight was too bright that day for her to see who he was aiming at. In any case, she remembered that he hated betrayal more than anything. Amid the chaos, the heroine's love interest shoved Funan, sending her straight in front of the heroine. An arrow flew toward her and pierced her heart. He really was a good shot. A Song had once been pierced by hundreds of arrows and fallen off a cliff. But because Funan had said, “But drawing a bow and shooting an arrow really does look so cool,” he picked up the weapon that had nearly taken his life and trained with it relentlessly. Now, after drawing and stringing that bow thousands upon thousands of times, he unleashed its murderous force and sent Funan falling from the clouds. ★ Check out my completed novels: Will You Ever Learn How to Win Over the Villain? is a story in the same setting | Even the Author Can't Go Out of Character: a heartless author x a villain who truly has no heart | The Original Novel Killed Me: a cross-dressing male lead | After Transmigrating into a Book, I Got into Trouble for Petting Cats: Who could say no to a kitty? | This Line Costs Five Cents, Delete What's in Parentheses: a five-cent internet troll x a washed-up celebrity | The White Moonlight Is Fake: a sword cultivator falls in love with her sword | After Becoming the Villain Boss: the villain kidnaps the pitiful male lead | Keep My Secret Identity Under Wraps: the secret identity gets revealed fast | Wake Up, She's Your Sister: a failed stock-market romance | After Transmigrating into a Book, I Was Forced to Become a Diviner: very mellow, not much to see | You Look Delicious: an adorable little vampire x a human administrator | If We're Brothers, Come Chop Me: a contrarian heroine lets loose Theme: Tender love can melt even the iciest heart