"In Green River novels, nine out of ten CEOs are crazy, eight smell like tobacco, seven have OCD, six can't sleep, five are in arranged marriages, four are disabled, three have red-eye disease, two won't accept any woman but the heroine, and one has a terminal illness..." - Anonymous
After transmigrating into the groveling CEO from The Eye-Catcher, Mo Qing thought he'd be a CEO unlike all the others.
The original's catchphrases: "Mm." "Mmh." "Three parts mockery, four parts coldness, four parts indifference."
Mo Qing: "Sure." "That's a great idea. We can consider it." "A faint, sincere smile."
The original's fate: broken arms and legs, car accidents, stand-ins, poisoning... The more stunning his blade-sharp features, the more tragic his fate.
Mo Qing's future: handsome till old age, alive till old age.
The original's declaration of love: "Xixi, if you need me, I'd bring you the moon."
Mo Qing's declaration of love: "Anything other people have, you can have too. And you can have what they don't!"
This is a CEO who gets right up close to hell! He has no CEO's destiny, just a CEO's body...
Reading guide:
1. A woman transmigrates into a man. No memories of the original.
Completed novel: After Becoming a Concubine's Son, I Passed the Exams and Escaped Poverty
Upcoming novels:
1. After Becoming the Villain, I Passed the Exams and Escaped Poverty. Blurb:
Before transmigrating into the biggest villain in The Biography of Zhao Gong, Zhao Huaimin was 24 years old, with the mindset of a 30-year-old, the energy of a 40-year-old, the stress of a 50-year-old, and the physique of a 60-year-old...
He thought there was no bed he couldn't lie flat on, no routine he couldn't navigate, and no future whose end he couldn't see, until he met the competitive exam obsessives of ancient times:
When he was young, his family was poor, so Zhao Huaimin became the male lead's page.
When he first started learning the Three Character Classic, Zhao Huaimin thought: Go ahead and compete! At last, I can show off my amazing trick of sleeping with my eyes open.
The teacher stroked his magnificent beard and laughed. "Since everyone is working so hard, let's leave it to fate." All the students eagerly watched every move the cat made.
The cat sprang forward, leaving a blur of afterimages. By the time anyone could react, it was already sound asleep with its head resting on Zhao Huaimin's shoulder.
Caught in the act, Zhao Huaimin: "..." You can even compete at sleeping?
His morning temper kicking in, he recited the Three Character Classic backwards without missing a beat: "Diligence brings achievement; play brings no reward. Guard against it and strive with all your might..." I'll outdo every last one of you!
After he began studying the Four Books and following the male lead to various banquets, Zhao Huaimin thought: Go ahead and fight! Argue all you like! Sleeping makes me happy...
When they caught him, they said, "Like master, like servant," "This is a disgrace to polite society," and "How uncouth."
Zhao Huaimin: "..." How can I get blamed when I'm just standing here?
He got angry. "Yanzi was less than five feet tall, yet he became chancellor of Qi. Kongming lived in a thatched cottage, yet became a military strategist for Shu Han. Though Xiang Yu was mighty, he died by suicide at the Wu River. Though Liu Bang was weak, he won an empire stretching ten thousand li. Are kings, nobles, generals, and ministers born to their stations?"
After beginning the Five Classics, he accompanied Zhao Zi north to take the imperial examinations. He saw great rivers and mountains, but his original goal remained unchanged: lie flat.
Damn it! It was either a landslide or hail, not to mention the bone-jarring carriage...
"Young Master, we're running out of food." "The carriage is stuck too deep, and the horse can't pull it out! Young Master, should Huaimin get down and help push?"
Zhao Huaimin: "..." I can't even sit without getting called out?
He panicked. "Young Master, I actually have a little money." "Young Master, perhaps we could get some help: a tree, people, livestock, or maybe something more unconventional."
This is a male lead who keeps trying to lie flat and keeps getting dragged into the competition!
Reading guide:
1. A man transmigrates into a man. He has memories of his past life, but none of the original.
2. Zhao Huaimin is naturally short-lived (he can only keep himself alive by sleeping).
2. The Eye-Catcher. Blurb:
The day before he lost his memory, Mo Qing cried until his face was red. To forget Sun Xixi, he changed his phone number, moved out of the city he knew, dissolved his company, and left for a faraway place. All so he could bury his unrequited love in his heart.
Later, as it turned out, he really did forget Sun Xixi. Then he turned a corner and met Chai Shu.
A car accident bound their fates together. After the accident:
Chai Shu stared at the guy wrapped in bandages, who looked at her with an innocent face. "How are you going to pay back the three million you owe me?"
Mo Qing had no memories and was like a blank sheet of paper. He nodded glumly. "Write me an IOU." He was so broke he had nothing but himself.
And so he started the long road to paying off his debt.
Chai Shu: "By the way, do you have any family? A girlfriend or a wife?"
Mo Qing: "No."
Six months later,
Chai Shu's eyes sparkled as she tentatively asked, "What if I taught you how to date?"
Mo Qing asked woodenly, without even looking up, "Can that count toward the debt?"
Chai Shu gritted her teeth. "Yes!"
Three years later,
Under the starry sky, Mo Qing put an arm around Chai Shu and asked, "You teach me how to date, and I'll teach you how to get married?"
Chai Shu: "...Who proposes like that? So childish!"
And so they got married.
On their first day of marriage, they ran into Sun Xixi. How could he so easily forget the girl etched into his bones?
After disappearing for three months, Mo Qing chose to stay by Chai Shu's side. It was love, and it was also a responsibility.
Unrequited love doesn't last forever. Sometimes you meet the right person at the right time, and from then on, the role Mo Qing shines brightest in is Chai Shu's husband.
Reading guide:
1. An obsessive, conflicted male lead and a blunt, unpretentious female lead.
Completed novel: After Becoming a Concubine's Son, I Passed the Exams and Escaped Poverty
Theme: Remember, the young once dreamed of reaching the clouds and promised to become the finest in the world