Once Upon a Time on Qianling Mountain

There is a zoo on Qianling Mountain, and its director is Shen Zhi.

To live at the zoo, you must strictly follow Shen Zhi's "Three No's": First, she won't provide food or drink. Second, she won't provide clothes or shelter. Third, she won't care whether you live or die.

The motto here is simple: Life and death are up to fate, wealth and status are up to Heaven!

Round 1:

Former award-winning actor Jiang Linchuan saw through the hypocrisy of the entertainment industry. He began to slow down and set off on a journey.

That was until he met Shen Zhi.

That day, Qianling Mountain was decked out in red and green. Flowers swayed in the breeze across the hillsides, their fragrance filling the air. He liked every single flower and wanted to take them all.

"Want them?"

A delighted voice rippled out from the flower bushes.

"They're all yours."

"They'd just go to waste sitting here anyway."

He turned his head and met the smiling eyes of a young woman. Her smile pierced straight through to his heart. His chest trembled and went numb. He had no idea what was happening to him. He just gazed at her, dazed, and found himself smiling without realizing it, genuinely happy from the heart.

Those three sentences were branded into Jiang Linchuan's mind. From then on, he became the most dazzling sight on Qianling Mountain.

Round 2:

"Old Shen, want a husband?"

"No."

"You do? Fine, wait here while I go out and see if I can find a handsome, filthy rich man who doesn't eat, drink, fool around, or gamble. You have to wait for me!"

This was a heartwarming moment between Shen Zhi and Dahuang, the guard dog.

After a night of heavy drinking, Shen Zhi nearly died of fright the next morning when she saw a handsome face smeared with blood. She opened her eyes to find a bloodied man lying on her bed, while the stray dog that had been eyeing Dahuang for three months grinned at her. "Old Shen, your husband."

The dog was grinning from ear to ear.

Shen Zhi: "..." What a hopeless romantic! She was so angry she couldn't stop grinning. :P

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