One-Click Check of the Protagonist’s Mental State [Book Transmigration]

[Next up: I Wish You Well [Changing Partners]. Thanks for your support!] [Blurb] Le Huiqiu is a perfectly mentally stable college student. One second, he was thinking: What the hell am I doing getting up for an 8 a.m. class? Every group project in the world should just go to hell! I want the whole world to burn!!! The next second, a construction dump truck crashed into him on its way to the campus, killing him and sending him into a melodramatic BL novel. He became the fake young master who was forced into a marriage with the crazy, obsessive villain Feng Shun, only to die a miserable death in the end. Le Huiqiu: “...” The world may kiss me with pain, but I’ll answer with a six. From the original owner’s memories, the protagonist shou had everything he could want. His only regret was that his brain had been damaged in a childhood accident, leaving him mentally unstable and prone to episodes. But here, he has no 8 a.m. classes, no group projects, no mandatory Youth University Study check-ins, and no one texting him every Thursday with a KFC promo and asking him to send 50 yuan to prove he’s got it. All he has to do is stay in character and avoid giving himself away. When nothing’s going on, he can lounge in a bed eight hundred square meters wide. When something is, he can go crazy and take on the whole world. Le Huiqiu: Perfect. This fulfills all my fantasies about being a rich young master. It’d be even better if I could get a secure government job someday~ (^з^) . After his fake identity is exposed, a waiter mocks Le Huiqiu at a banquet. He drops to the floor in shock and indignation, rolling around and wailing. In the chaos, he knocks over a glass of red wine, spilling it right onto the waiter’s face. At a business dinner, Le Huiqiu happily wolfs down three bowls of rice, only to overhear a rival quietly call him ill-mannered. When the protagonist shou hears, Le Huiqiu starts crawling around on the floor. He accidentally flips the table and cries, “You actually insulted me! Fine!! Then nobody gets to eat!!!” And so, guided by his motto, “Instead of anxiously tearing yourself apart, go crazy and wear everyone else down,” Le Huiqiu lives a satisfying life, and no one dares mess with him again. . Unfortunately, the story still has to follow the original plot. Le Huiqiu is forced into a marriage with the crazy villain Feng Shun. On the day of the wedding, Le Huiqiu stares thoughtfully at the Advanced Mathematics textbook on Feng Shun’s desk. No way. Is this villain in the same line of work as me? He leans close to Feng Shun’s ear and asks, “Bro, are you worried about failing advanced math too?” Feng Shun looks confused. “Who do you want to fail?” But if this crazy man wants someone dead, it’s easy enough. “Cancel the meeting. Send my elite hit squad to take him out!” Le Huiqiu grins confidently. “Don’t worry. When I’m crawling all over the floor in the future, you’ll have a special place right there with me!” . And so, as Le Huiqiu and Feng Shun’s shared madness brings them closer, they fall for each other. Everything goes wonderfully, until one day Le Huiqiu gets tired of going crazy and spends a few days crawling around less than usual. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself tied up in a basement. Feng Shun stares at him with a dark expression and asks, “Baby, lately you haven’t crawled into my room when you’re rolling around the house. Do you not love me anymore?” The next second, Feng Shun’s hit squad forms a circle and drops to their knees. “Boss! We’ve rounded up everyone in the city named Advanced Math! Who would you like us to deal with first?” Le Huiqiu: ? Holy crap, bro, you’re actually serious?! Also titled: How to Make a Crazy Villain Love Me Until He Can’t Have Me Couple: A fake-mad troublemaking fun-lover shou x a genuinely crazy, obsessive, lovesick gong [Blurb saved as a screenshot on March 16, 2023] Reader Advisory: 1. Truly mutual madness. Both leads have something wrong with their heads, in every sense of the phrase. 2. Basically a chaotic romantic comedy. (Nods.) 3. The plot and setting make no logical sense. Fun comes first. I just want to write some silly, lighthearted daily life. 4. Includes an idol competition storyline and a mountain of author-created headcanons. The author has the final say. 5. The shou is an entertainment-industry drifter, a champion at slacking off, and the undisputed number one at embarrassing himself. 6. I’m actually a sweet-romance author… I came up with this blurb because someone stole the takeout I’d left downstairs in my dorm, and I wanted to go crazy and vent. Just read this for fun… 7. I dedicate this novel to the braised chicken and rice stolen from me at 6:17 p.m. on March 16, 2023 (mildly spicy, with a fried egg and eggplant), worth 25 yuan. 8. This novel contains: nonsensical logic, occasional shrieking, crawling around on the floor, bouncing off the walls… If you’re interested, please add it to your favorites to help the author earn money for more braised chicken and rice. (Winks meaningfully.) 9. The author is busy with coursework… Writing is just a way to relieve stress. I’ll take a break if I can’t finish a chapter~ (On days when I’m not writing, I’m not secretly living happily ever after. I’m just dead.) /Cover layout inspired by the anime Evangelion. Meme images found online. This is the next novel I’ll be writing! If you like it, please add it to your pre-release list from my author page~ Love you all, mwah! I Wish You Well [Changing Partners] Blurb: Chi Yu has had a crush on Shen Que for ten years. He has watched Shen Que go through countless partners and spend years playing the field, always managing to walk away unscathed. He thought that once he became Mrs. Shen, Shen Que would at least show him some favoritism. But after being sent to sleep in the study countless times after their wedding, and hearing his legal husband having fun with someone else in the bedroom, Chi Yu looks at the diamond ring on his hand and realizes his youth has been nothing but a joke. On the night he decides to divorce Shen Que, Chi Yu goes to a bar alone and drinks himself into a stupor. When he wakes up in a hotel, he sees a man with a familiar face lying beside him. Trembling, he calls out the name of his high school deskmate. “...Fu Yuan?” . Fu Yuan is a professor at one of the country’s top law schools. Handsome and known for his decisive, icy demeanor, he never imagined that a simple business trip would lead him to find his high school crush of nearly ten years in a hotel hallway. The night before, a drunk Chi Yu had spent half the night crying in his arms and calling out Shen Que’s name. Now Fu Yuan calmly looks at the ring finger on the man before him. The diamond ring is long gone. He takes out a business card and hands it to Chi Yu. “If you need help with divorce proceedings, Mr. Chi, feel free to come to me anytime.” . Shen Que never expected to run into his ex-husband at the birthday party of their high school teacher after their divorce. Chi Yu is dressed in a custom suit, looking confident and full of life. The insecurity and timidity that once clouded his eyes are long gone. What stings Shen Que most is the fading kiss mark on Chi Yu’s pale neck, and Fu Yuan’s hand resting on his waist as if making a declaration of war. For the first time in his life, Shen Que feels an intense sense of regret for someone he threw away. After the party, Shen Que waits at their agreed meeting place, smoking in silence before his private meeting with Fu Yuan. Five minutes later, a long, slender finger bearing a diamond ring gently taps the glass table in front of Shen Que. “Shen Que, please put out your cigarette while you’re talking to me.” “My Chi doesn’t like the smell of smoke.” . Chi Yu has always believed no one would ever cherish him. It isn’t until he reunites with Fu Yuan that he learns small things like breaking a glass don’t deserve a scolding, and that he doesn’t have to watch everyone else’s expression before doing anything. The youth he once dismissed as a “joke” had, it turns out, shone like a star and lit up someone’s life. . “I hope you love me simply because you love me.” Theme: Be happy every day