Stop Flirting with Me

It was a last-minute blind date arranged after she came out. Looking at Ye Yinxi, bare-faced across from her, Chu Xiaochen narrowed her eyes and took a deep drag on her cigarette. "I heard you got caught red-handed on a date with a woman? You seem pretty wild, little sis."

Ye Yinxi's expression darkened. She lowered her head and took a sip of coffee without saying a word. Her black-rimmed glasses made her look very demure.

Chu Xiaochen immediately lost interest. "Since we're already here, shall we go through the motions?"

Later, Chu Xiaochen fell hard. An old friend asked, "There are so many pretty girls. What's so special about her?"

Chu Xiaochen thought it over. "She's just a man-eating little fox pretending to be sweet."

Companion story: I'm Trying to Win You Over, complete and available in the author's collection.

Coming soon: My Roommate Has Ulterior Motives

Xia Xiaochang started out as a romance blogger. She broke up with two partners in five years and was deeply hurt.

After reflecting on it, she switched to everyday-life content.

Her roommate, Li Haian, is a software engineer with black-rimmed glasses and a long ponytail. She's honest and dependable.

At a glance, she couldn't be more different from Xia Xiaochang's pure and sweet image.

Every now and then, she helps film trending content.

#A 120-pounder and an 80-pounder swap diets#

#A witch's poison, home-cooking edition#

#My roommate insists on showing off the dance she just learned before bed#

Commenter A: This is getting weirder and weirder.

Commenter B: That roommate's definitely got a thing for her.

Commenter C: They can't be dating, right? They're not good-looking enough together. Not shipping it.

As soon as rumors of a possible relationship surfaced, Xia Xiaochang rushed to deny them in the comments.

After Xia Xiaochang moved out, her roommate never appeared on camera again.

One day a year later, a fan spotted Xia Xiaochang at a park, chasing after a woman with big red hair.

In her haste, Xia Xiaochang twisted her ankle and cried out, "Haian, baby!"

The red-haired woman turned around, then simply picked Xia Xiaochang up and carried her off.

Theme: Don't hesitate. If you want to do it, just do it!