Falling in Love After a Fake Marriage to a Movie Star on a Dating Show

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Wen Moqian transmigrated into an obscure novel and became a vegetative patient who had been asleep for ten years. He didn't know how the story was supposed to unfold, or what he should do next.

But his instincts told him he had to hold on to the man in front of him. Otherwise, he would lose all connection to this world.

He was afraid Lu Zhishen's "devotion" would end the moment he opened his eyes. But when Lu Zhishen asked if he wanted to go home with him, he blurted out, "Do you want to keep me?"

Lu Zhishen paused, then smiled faintly. "I've never tried, but if you need me to, I think I can give it a try."

As a qualified actor, Wen Moqian told himself he couldn't go out of character! So he played the role of a frail beauty who was out of touch with society.

Some of the confusing things this shameless flirt says:

1. "Mr. Lu, does this mean you can go on TV now?"

2. "Mr. Lu, can we take a bath together? I'm scared!"

3. "Mr. Lu, something feels strange down there when I wake up. Am I sick?"

4. ...

Is this really being out of touch with society, or is he just a shameless flirt with the brain of a child?!

Most importantly, Lu Zhishen patiently answers him every time, genuinely believing that he doesn't understand what he's saying!

After his act is exposed, Wen Moqian tells Lu Zhishen he wants to keep acting. That very night, Lu Zhishen accepts a variety show called "Married Life Observation Diary."

Wen Moqian asks, "What does wanting to act have to do with going on a variety show?"

Lu Zhishen replies unhurriedly, "Variety shows help you get exposure."

Then why did you accept a post-marriage dating show? I'm a professional. Don't lie to me!

The night the show is announced, the entertainment industry goes wild!

Actor Lu, you've been hiding this for a long time! No photos, no official announcement, huh?! Your spouse is so gorgeous he's face-slapping all those young male stars!

This dating show is so sneaky! Pretending to observe them, when really it's all about the flirting~~

A live broadcast with a time limit?! That means no editing afterward! How bold!

Wen Moqian scrolls through the comments and asks Lu Zhishen, "How sneaky is this dating show?"

After thinking it over, Lu Zhishen says, "You'll find out when we get there."

Does that mean I'll be shouting '666' the whole time?!

After the dating show starts...

Fan A: "Real married couples have no shame! Actor Lu, keep it under control! Our sweetie is still young!"

Fan B: "He's not that young, he's an adult. You know what that means!"

Fan C: "The other couples have all shown their marriage certificates. We're calling on the Deep-Shallow couple: show yours or you'll lose!"

Wen Moqian scrolls through the comments, turns to Lu Zhishen, who's cooking, and calls out, "Honey! Show it before we lose!"

Lu Zhishen: "Show what?"

Stay tuned for what happens next...

[The dramatic, shameless flirt who pretends to be frail to seduce an actor and then gets exposed x The gentle, fatherly actor who gets flirted with but thinks he just doesn't understand]

Guide:

1. Both leads are each other's first and only, no real-life inspirations, and no one in the entertainment industry is involved!

2. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. The seme is 12 years older than the uke, and the relationship has a bit of a nurturing dynamic!

3. Cover art used with permission. Blurb updated on 22.12.2. Please enjoy the story in peace~ Please add it to your collection~ Thank you~

[Soft, cute, frail beauty uke x doting, domineering CEO seme]

Lin Shile is the campus heartthrob of A University's acting department. He has a secret no one knows: he loves reading explicit romance novels, though he doesn't like the ones without any sex scenes.

Recently, he's been hooked on a novel called "The Mad Dog's Beloved Wife." It's not that he likes the story that much. It just has lots of sex scenes and a crazy, twisted setup.

Then he transmigrated into the book. He didn't become the mad dog who could have sex seven times in one night, nor the sweet little wife he envied. Instead, he became the frail cannon fodder who used underhanded tactics to get pregnant with the mad dog's child.

Lying in bed, he stroked his six-month baby bump and broke out in goosebumps. How terrifying! Could it explode?

Before he could react, his nose tingled, and tears spilled from his eyes. He cried so prettily that he looked like a pear blossom in the rain.

As he kept crying, he remembered that this cannon fodder would be abandoned and blacklisted after giving birth. He started sobbing so hard he could barely breathe.

No wonder this cannon fodder had a tear-at-the-drop-of-a-hat constitution. He really could cry. Curse you, QAQ.

Lin Shile knows most of the plot, so he knows how important this child is to the mad dog. He also knows how severe the mad dog's need for skin-to-skin contact is.

A son brings honor to his father. Whoever wants to be this cannon fodder can have the job. He's going to be the mad dog's beloved wife!!!

Everyday life ordering the child's father around:

"Zhu Huai, the doctor said if you don't treat me better, the baby could be born prematurely. In the worst case, I could miscarry!"

"Zhu Huai, my back hurts. Come massage it for me."

"Zhu Huai, I want you. Why won't you give me what I want? The doctor said we can have sex once a week~"

"Zhu Huai, the baby always kicks me when he sees you spending time with that other uncle (the protagonist uke), so stop seeing him! Hmph~"

"Zhu Huai..."

Zhu Huai clenched his fists and thought, Once the baby is born, I'll make you get lost! I'll find someone sweet, obedient, and not always crying to cuddle with!

But on the night Lin Shile gave birth, Zhu Huai cried so hard he couldn't stop, sobbing and insisting he would make it up to Lin Shile.

Lin Shile: "..."

Rumor has it that Lin Shile married an eighty-year-old man and gave birth to a little demon who rules the household. The eighty-year-old makes him clean up after him, and even though the child is three, he still has to breastfeed him.

Before the netizens could dig into his private life, the trending topics exploded:

#A certain top-tier star returns after five years away from the entertainment industry#

#The cast of "The Baby's Here" Season Two is announced#

The two trending topics seemed to have coordinated, catching everyone off guard.

Netizens opened both topics and suddenly understood. The haters, sniffing out juicy gossip, rushed to Lin Shile's Weibo and attacked him as a group:

[Are you planning to show us a father doting on his son or an old man with his family on the parenting show?]

[We'll be watching your "comeback debut" right on time to see you make a fool of yourself!]

On the day the parenting show aired, cameras and microphones were trained on a mansion.

Hater A: [Marrying an eighty-year-old is great! Not only does he get a pension, he gets to live in a mansion too! (eye roll.jpg)]

Hater B: [Why aren't they opening the door yet? Does he really think he's still a top-tier star?]

The door opened. Everyone's eyes followed the camera down and saw a tiny, chubby little rice ball. The rice ball raised the Wangzai mini buns in his hand. "Uncles, want some? They're crunchy~"

Just then, Zhu Huai came out and picked up Youyou. He affectionately pinched his chubby little cheek and said, "Your drool is all over them. How are the uncles supposed to eat that?"

Youyou pouted, then grinned and offered the Wangzai mini buns to Lin Shile behind him. "Then does Daddy want some? Youyou loves you~"

Netizens: [What's going on???]

[Isn't that Youyou, the rich-family internet celebrity from Douba?!?]

Stay tuned for what happens next~

[The frail, teary, soft and cute uke who only wants to be a rich family's beloved wife and knows how to handle her husband x The mad dog, doting CEO seme who says one thing and means another, and has a need for skin-to-skin contact]

Guide:

Seme (26), uke (20)

Marriage first, love later; both leads are each other's first and only; same-sex marriage is legal in this setting

Includes pregnancy, childbirth, parenting shows, and other plot elements

Uke: cries at the drop of a hat ≈ crybaby ≠ cries for no reason (there's always a reason for his tears~)

Seme: needs skin-to-skin contact ≈ loves cuddling ≠ sleeps around (he's psychologically fastidious and only wants to cuddle the uke!)

[Flirtatious, sweet, frail young master uke x cold, loyal childhood friend seme]

"If he bullies you, I'll kill him." That was Jiang Zhuxing's nightmare for nearly ten years.

He was reborn. After returning to the past, he was still the frail young master of the Jiang family, cherished by everyone, and not the pawn forced into an arranged marriage for his family's happiness.

When he was young, Jiang Zhuxing was kidnapped to a remote mountain village. His already frail body was left with a chronic illness that was difficult to cure.

Not only was he left with a limp for half his life, but the man who promised to be his "crutch" forever killed someone and was sentenced to eleven years in prison.

Reborn, he knew he would be kidnapped in three days. The eight-year-old didn't cry and fuss like he had in his previous life. He calmly got into the car and calmly got out.

He kept walking deeper into the mountains until he finally met the "little crutch" he had longed for day and night: Jiang Beiwang.

Jiang Beiwang peeked from behind a roof beam and stared at Jiang Zhuxing, who looked like a ball of cotton candy.

He silently mouthed, "What a pretty doll..."

After being "traded," Jiang Zhuxing became the youngest son of the Li family.

But he wasn't the pampered little son whom everyone handled with care, afraid he might melt in their mouths or fall from their palms. He was the little son who did farmwork every day, washed in icy water, and got beaten and scolded even though he was top of his class.

He knew he would be rescued in two months and return to his carefree, wealthy life before the arranged marriage, so he was much braver than in his previous life.

When he and Jiang Beiwang parted in his previous life, Jiang Beiwang gave him a White Rabbit candy and held back his tears as he said, "Xingxing, when I've made something of myself, I'll come find you in the city. You have to remember me!"

But in this life, Jiang Zhuxing wouldn't just remember Jiang Beiwang. He would keep him by his side and take good care of him. He'd show him the tall buildings he'd never seen, take him to eat delicacies he'd never tried, and let him see the wonderful world he'd never known...

He'd give him all his love...

Later, a cold, handsome guy who protected him at every turn appeared beside Jiang Zhuxing, who had been the only child in his family.

The cold, handsome guy gave the young master a White Rabbit candy every morning and slept by his side every night...

But the young master was really strange.

Back in the mountains, he liked to act spoiled and ask for hugs. At night, when he was scared, he'd ask for kisses too...

After they returned home, he even fed him leftover White Rabbit candy mouth to mouth and pulled him into the bath with him...

Was this just how people in the city liked to act?!

But my dad clearly said you shouldn't kiss people on the mouth casually. If you kiss someone's mouth, you have to be together for life, and they have to become your wife!

The Jiang parents often joked when they saw the two stuck together every day on the way to and from school: "Our Xingxing has been raising Beiwang as his wife since they were little. He's raised him to be sturdier than himself."

Jiang Zhuxing, whose backside hurt so much from being taken seven times in one night that he could barely sit, gritted his teeth and said, "You raised me too well!"

Jiang Beiwang replied softly with a doting look, "Not too well. You're just the right amount for me to cherish."

Stay tuned for what happens next...

[The frail young master uke who loved taking advantage of the cool guy from childhood x The cold, cool childhood friend seme who treasures his wife above all else]

Guide:

One-on-one, both leads are each other's first and only, mutually doting

The story begins when the seme and uke are children. It'll be full of great content, guaranteed!!

No real-life inspirations. Please don't read anything into it, thank you~

Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting

Blurb updated on 24.4.14. This is a sweet campus romance with no angst. If you like it, please add it to your collection!

Theme: Be the protagonist of your own world and become your best self!