After I Became the General's Little Husband

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Gu Jinye fled overnight because of his grandfather's warning: "Whatever you do, don't let this scroll fall into your second uncle's hands."

While he was on the run, his plane crashed. The moment he opened his eyes, the scene before him left him stunned.

Just as he was about to start dreaming about his new life, he was told that he had been forcibly bound to some kind of poverty-alleviation System.

The System was surprisingly up to date, but this character setup... Could he apply for a different one? (On the verge of tears.jpg)

The original host was a useless young heir, and had been the villain Qu Muzhen's little fanboy since childhood.

As a kid, he ran after Qu Muzhen everywhere. As soon as he reached marriageable age, he begged the emperor to marry him off to Qu Muzhen.

Qu Muzhen despised him, and in the end didn't even leave him with an intact corpse. (Well, that was just great. QAQ)

Gu Jinye calculated his prospects. He was doomed. His mission clearly wasn't the old routine of "winning over the villain," but the red-hot plan of "poverty alleviation"!

001: [Congratulations on successfully binding to the Intertemporal Shopping and Poverty Alleviation System. We are happy to serve you.]

Gu Jinye: "May I ask if you provide funeral services?" (Smiling.jpg)

System: "..."

Poverty alleviation brooks no delay, and every life is worth its weight in gold.

To stay alive, Gu Jinye decided to use every trick in the book to win over (relentlessly flirt with) the villain, make him fall at his feet, love him, cherish him, and be unable to bring himself to kill him.

But the villain was such a contradiction that he left Gu Jinye thoroughly confused.

Just last night, Qu Muzhen held his hand and said in a low voice, "Have you ever heard of a married couple who aren't even allowed to hold hands?"

Then the next night, he could pin Gu Jinye against the wall, knead his sweet backside, and snarl, "I'm not interested in you."

Gu Jinye: "...??"

What was he supposed to do if the villain got hooked on this constant push and pull of flirtation?!

Anyone there?

Help!

System: [Use your heart-racing points to exchange for your husband's affection! Love can overcome any crisis~]

Stay tuned for what comes next~

[A flirtatious, calculating wife who only wants to seduce her husband x a loyal dog of a general, outwardly scheming but secretly all bark and no bite]

Guide:

One-on-one, both pure, marriage before love, sweet romance

In a world where same-sex marriage is legal

An alternate-history setting, so don't nitpick the details. Enjoy the story, and don't forget to bookmark it. Thank you~

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Lin Shile is the campus heartthrob of A University's acting department, but he has a little secret: he loves reading erotic fiction. Of course, he doesn't care for the ones without any steamy scenes.

Recently, he got hooked on a novel called "Mad Dog and His Darling Wife." It wasn't that he particularly liked the story; it was simply packed with steamy scenes and had a truly twisted premise.

Then he transmigrated into a book. He didn't become the mad dog who could go seven rounds in one night, nor did he become the sweet little wife he envied. Instead, he became the frail cannon-fodder character who used underhanded methods to get pregnant with the mad dog's child.

Lying in bed, he stroked his six-month baby bump and broke out in goosebumps. How terrifying. Could it explode?

Before he could even react, his nose stung and tears spilled from his eyes. He cried so pitifully he looked like a rain-soaked pear blossom.

As he kept crying, he remembered that this cannon-fodder character would be abandoned and blacklisted after giving birth. He began to sob so hard he could barely breathe.

This cannon fodder really did have a tear-leaking constitution. He could cry forever. Damn it. QAQ.

Lin Shile knew most of the plot, so he knew how important this child was to the mad dog. He also knew just how severe the mad dog's touch starvation was.

A father gains status through his child. Whoever wanted to be cannon fodder could have the job. He was going to be the mad dog's darling wife!!!

Daily life of ordering the baby's father around:

"Zhu Huai, the doctor said that if you don't treat me better, the baby could be premature. It could even cause a miscarriage!"

"Zhu Huai, my back hurts. Come rub it for me."

"Zhu Huai, I want you. Why won't you give in? The doctor said we can do it once a week~"

"Zhu Huai, the baby keeps kicking me whenever he sees you spending time with that other uncle (the protagonist's love interest), so stop seeing him! Hmph~"

"Zhu Huai..."

Zhu Huai clenched his fists and thought, Once the baby's born, I'll make you get lost! I'll find someone else who's obedient, well-behaved, and doesn't cry all the time to cuddle!

But on the night Lin Shile gave birth, Zhu Huai sobbed uncontrollably, crying and insisting he wanted to make it up to Lin Shile.

Lin Shile: "..."

Rumor had it that Lin Shile married an eighty-year-old man and gave birth to a little demon. The old man made him clean up after him, and even when their son turned three, he still had to breastfeed him.

Before the netizens could dig any deeper into his private life, the trending topics exploded:

#A certain "top-tier star" returns after years away from the entertainment industry#

#The cast of "Here Come the Babies" Season Two is officially announced#

The two trending topics seemed to have coordinated, catching everyone off guard.

The netizens clicked on both topics and suddenly understood. The haters, eager for gossip, rushed over to Lin Shile's Weibo and attacked him en masse:

[Are you planning to entertain us on the parenting show with a doting father and laughing son, or with you caring for the elderly and children?]

[We'll be watching your "comeback debut" right on time, to see how badly you embarrass yourself!]

On the day the parenting show aired, cameras and microphones were trained on a mansion.

Hater A: [An eighty-year-old man sure is great. Not only does he get a pension, he also has a mansion to live in! (Eye roll.jpg)]

Hater B: [Why aren't they opening the door yet? Do they really think they're some top-tier star?]

The door opened. The netizens' gaze followed the camera down and found a soft, chubby little ball of rice cake. The child raised the Wangzai steamed buns in his hand. "Uncle, you want some? They're crunchy~"

Just then, Zhu Huai came out and picked up Youyou. He affectionately pinched the child's chubby cheek and said, "They're covered in your spit. How are the uncles supposed to eat them?"

Youyou pouted, then grinned and offered the Wangzai steamed buns to Lin Shile behind him. "Then, Daddy, you want some? Youyou loves you~"

The netizens: [What is going on???]

[Isn't that Youyou, the little rich-kid influencer from Doupa???]

Stay tuned for what comes next~

[A frail, tear-prone, sweetly adorable spouse who only wants to be a rich family's darling wife x a domineering CEO who says one thing and means another, suffers from touch starvation, and quietly dotes on his wife]

Theme: Common prosperity is the greater good.