
A Cultivation Bigshot Transmigrates into a Five-Year-Old Green Tea Villainess
修真大佬穿成五岁绿茶女配
by Wen Dashun (文大顺)
Synopsis
Novel Blurb:
Xin Yu failed her tribulation and was bound by a green tea System in a world without a shred of spiritual energy.
System: [As long as you play the green tea female supporting character and follow the storyline to the end, you can return to your original world.]
Xin Yu: [Can I grow spirit herbs, raise spirit beasts, and practice swordsmanship?]
System: [There are no spirit herbs or spirit beasts, but there are medicinal plants and animals. You can practice swordsmanship, just without flying.]
So Xin Yu, who knew nothing except cultivation, spent every day taking tiny steps as she farmed, practiced swordsmanship, and raised pets, all while reciting green tea lines and spreading warmth to every palace.
She also worried every day that she might accidentally break her Imperial Father, the consorts, and her royal brothers and sisters. On top of that, she had to keep an eye on the little hostage next door to make sure he wasn't blown away by the wind.
After all, the people of this world were even weaker than the ants in front of her cave abode. She was so exhausted from worrying about them.
Gradually, the people in the imperial palace realized that the Seventh Princess, who lived in the Cold Palace, was slowly making her way out of the Cold Palace, out of the imperial palace, and beyond the Great Xin Dynasty, becoming its brightest pearl.
But Xin Yu had troubles of her own: raising humans was such a hassle. Thank goodness she only had to raise one!
I.
Wen Gu Chao was sent as a hostage to the State of Li after it lost a war. From childhood, he knew that no one in the imperial palace could be trusted, and the Great Xin royal family least of all.
But in the end, he still put his trust in them. The news that he was heading to the Great Xin Dynasty with countless betrothal gifts to ask for the hand of the Seventh Princess shocked all three kingdoms.
Before his departure, the Emperor of Li couldn't help asking, "Just what is this Great Xin princess like, to have so completely captivated my Imperial Uncle?"
Wen Gu Chao curved his lips slightly and replied with a few words: "Strong enough to uproot a mountain, with an aura that could overwhelm the world."
With a smile, Wen Gu Chao added, "Pulling up a willow tree by its roots would be child's play for her."
The Emperor of Li: "??!!" He didn't understand, but he was deeply shocked.
"Just kidding."
"She's the peerless and incomparable Seventh Princess, a highly skilled heroine, and a miracle-working physician."
Most of all, she's the Xin Yu who wanted to protect him from childhood, and who belongs only to him.
Bonus Scene
Three months after the green tea System took leave and the Main System took over Xin Yu's management.
The System watched the whole cast of main characters crowd around Xin Yu, fussing over her and jealously competing for her attention. [I told you to play a green tea female supporting character, not to become a player with a harem.]
Xin Yu thanked each of them using the green tea lines the System had given her, then asked in confusion: [Is there a difference between the two?]
Green Tea System: […There's a huge difference!!!!]
Main System: [Don't scold her!!]
Xin Yu: [Chacha, you're so mean. But it's all my fault. I got it wrong. Little System, don't be mad at Chacha, okay?]
Green Tea System: …I hate this!!!
Upcoming novel: When a Workaholic Returns to a Lie-Flat World
Blurb:
I.
The moment Ji Manxi got into a car accident, she transmigrated into the body of a minor celebrity and was bound to a Salvation System.
The System told Ji Manxi that her world was actually a lucky-star, lie-flat, pampered ensemble novel. She was the top tycoon in the book, paralyzed from the waist down, and an enormous sucker who showered the heroine with money and resources because she'd mistaken her for her savior.
Ji Manxi asked, "Then who is my savior?"
The System replied, "The villain."
"Since you're the only person who has ever shown the villain kindness, the Mainframe has decided to bind me to a Host and send me to save him. I'll assist you throughout the mission. Once it's complete, I'll repair your body and ensure you're safe and sound."
Ji Manxi: What about the villain?
Salvation System: He's the owner of the body you're in now.
Ji Manxi: ...So the villain is me???
II.
Rong Luyuan noticed that, starting from some unknown day, food in the fridge would suddenly disappear. His phone and computer would be fully charged when he woke up in the morning. Confused, he installed security cameras around the house, only to discover that he was getting up in the middle of the night to sneak food, watch things, and play games.
For the first time in his twenty-some years of life, he discovered that he sleepwalked :)
Rong Luyuan went three days without sleep, put away all the dangerous objects, and had his assistant take away his phone, computer, and television. That night, a voice rang out in his mind.
"Hey, hey, can you hear me? Let me introduce myself. I'm Ji Manxi, your... second personality."
A second personality? So he really had gone crazy.
The voice in his mind kept chattering: "Even though you've already had dinner, could you leave me something to eat? And could you leave me a phone too? I'll pay you back once I start earning money. Oh, and even though I only show up after you fall asleep, staying awake for three days and nights really can kill you. I still recommend getting some sleep. Or maybe we can work out a sleep schedule?"
She finally said, "I'm the person in the world who wants you to be happy the most. You have to believe me."
Rong Luyuan said, "I don't believe you. I will definitely kill you."
Can someone fall in love with their own second personality?
A normal person wouldn't, but he was a madman. He would fall in love with his second personality, so when the voice in his mind disappeared, he would stop at nothing to find her.
III.
Ji Manxi accompanied Rong Luyuan as he worked his way from a minor celebrity to a first-tier Best Actor. After returning to her own body, she reread the entire lucky-star pampered ensemble novel.
Between the lines, it was all about lying flat. Look closer and it was full of useless, pretty faces. Read it again and it was all garbage talent manufactured by capital.
Sitting in a luxurious villa, she looked at the balance in her bank account, then at the entertainment industry, where celebrities had terrible physiques, cringe-worthy acting, and singing that sounded like a car crash.
Ji Manxi, back from a workaholic world, smiled: Let's set a small goal: work the entire entertainment industry to death!
The celebrities, accustomed to lying flat and doing the bare minimum, struggled to survive this disruptive force, afraid that the artists from the workaholic company would replace them if they let their guard down for even a moment.
In the end, when audiences began marveling that the entertainment industry had finally come alive, the actors, singers, and idols swept up by the frenzy wiped away their bitter tears: Thank goodness they had survived that disruptive force.
Wealthy, willful, carefree heiress VS refined, depraved, mad villain
Ongoing novel: Oh No, I'm Becoming a Love Fool!
At three years old, Sheng Lingqi hugged Ling Shisi and took a bite out of him. From then on, the two were inseparably bound together.
Sheng Lingqi had thought her trip abroad would bring them closer. For example, their relationship could evolve from childhood friends on the verge of falling apart into siblings who shared neither father nor mother.
But after a number of social scandals about wealthy women marrying beneath them, the Sheng family went with the flow and found Sheng Lingqi, who had just returned home, a blind date.
"Sweetheart, the young man I've found for you is the most outstanding in Jiangcheng. He's gentle, handsome, and capable. Most importantly, we know him inside and out. You absolutely mustn't stand him up, understand?"
When the agreed-upon date arrived, Sheng Lingqi pushed the door open without even looking up, while furiously sending voice messages to the group chat.
"We know him inside and out? Who could know me better than we do?"
"Gentle, handsome, and capable? Is he more handsome than Ling Shisi, or more capable?"
"And the most outstanding? There's no one in all of Jiangcheng more outstanding than me!"
"And I absolutely mustn't stand him up? I'll let him fly free!"
"Is that so?" The voice from her phone overlapped with a voice in front of her. Sheng Lingqi looked up.
The young man in the seat put down his phone. His suit was immaculate, his features stunning, and his warm smile looked so familiar. "How would you let me fly?"
Sheng Lingqi: ...No, she didn't want to let him fly anymore.
After all, this was her childhood friend, her brother who shared neither father nor mother, the very person she'd just been chatting with!
"Hello, my surname is Sheng, the Sheng in 'so overbearing it makes people tremble.'"
"Hello, my surname is Ling, the Ling in 'so overbearing it makes people tremble.'"
Blurb 2:
After Sheng Lingqi went abroad, people who knew how he felt told him he was like the gentle second male lead in a novel, silently devoting himself without ever taking action, only to watch the heroine get swept away by someone who appeared out of nowhere.
Ling Shisi thought they were wrong. His actions had clearly begun with that kiss when they were three, and had never stopped.
He was a bad man. Once he realized how he felt, he plotted step by step to weave himself into Sheng Lingqi's life, until she could no longer live without him.
"Ling Shisi!"
Ling Shisi turned around and warmly caught Sheng Lingqi as she ran toward him, just as he had proactively hugged her when she wanted to kiss him at four years old.
"What are you smiling about?"
"Nothing. I just think it's wonderful that the person you love is me."
He wasn't a noble and honorable man. He was simply the man she loved.
But thankfully, she didn't love someone like that. Thankfully, he wasn't one either.
"In the multiplication table, two times seven can only be fourteen. In the same way, there is only one answer for Sheng Lingqi and Ling Shisi: being partners."
Spoiled, oblivious little miser x gentle, obsessive schemer
Opens in May
Theme: Work hard and build a happy life together
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Everyone in my family has been infected since yesterday. The latest update will be a bit unstable (try to update it every other day), so please forgive me. (Crying loudly) Darlings, please take precautions. I hope everyone is in good health and happy every day.
No matter how useless Sa is, isn't it still no match for the love brain?
I feel sorry for Xin Yu, if it were me, I would really want to destroy the world
So it's right to look at it in reverse.
Welcome everyone to move to the column to see the advance collection and new articles~ "Arrogant" has started, the same childhood sweetheart, Cookie "The Immortal is Racing" will involve the behind-the-scenes story of the Tiandao system~ Everyone is welcome to collect it.
Why does it feel like the original heroine is more tea-like, not talking about tea, but for some reason, the more I watch, the more I hate Xin Yue?
Gone? Gone? That's it?!?!
There are still a few plot points left in the cub period before it ends. I decided to revise the article to adjust the details and summarize the small clues, so I will update it every other day (updated at 3 p. M.). Thank you everyone for your support!
I've finished reading it, and it's over 😍, but I still don't understand why the Seventh Princess was ignored in the first place. In the middle, it was said that the enemy is still there, but it didn't say who the enemy was, but the rest of the writing was very good, and the author has a lot of imagination, which is great [Compare your heart]
Concubine Qin is so pathetic. She only lives like others in her life and has no self.