The Keeper Is So Busy Today, Too [Infinite]

My new novel, “I Heard I’m the BOSS [Full-Dive],” is now available. Visit my author’s page to read it! [Blurb] Si Qiyi is an animal keeper. Her job is to care for the little pets her boss owns. Her duties include, but aren’t limited to: Helping overweight animals lose weight and treating animals for hair loss. Aside from frequent business trips and people constantly interfering with her treatments, Si Qiyi is very satisfied with her job. * There has always been a legend about the infinite worlds: Whenever an animal keeper appears in an instance, the death rate drops sharply. When a player is about to be devoured by a monster, she pries open its jaws and pulls the player out, then turns around and advises the monster: “You’re already overweight. You really can’t eat any more!” When a monster is about to skin a player, she snatches the monster’s scissors and frees the player, then earnestly lectures the monster: “You need medicine for bald spots. Covering them with skin won’t make them better.” The players desperately want to get on her good side, but she seems to care about nothing but animals. As the only player whose evolution path is animal-based, Ying Shier is chosen to “seduce” the animal keeper. Sure enough, when the animal keeper sees Ying Shier outside the window, she reaches out and carries him into the house. Ying Shier is about to confidently spread his wings and show himself off, when the animal keeper weighs him in her hands. “This little bird is pretty cute, but he’s a bit heavy...” Ying Shier: ??? Ying Shier: !!! [Reader’s Guide] 1. A retro-style infinite-flow story. Both leads are max-level from the start. The writing is amateurish, and the instances don’t have any profound themes. It’s light, brainless fun. 2. The heroine is an NPC with her own way of thinking. Her values differ from the players’. She only saves players along the way and doesn’t actually care whether they live or die. A character’s values don’t represent the author’s, so please don’t conflate them. The author is scared. 3. The instances have many connections to one another, so it’s best not to skip around. 4. The chapter titles make it clear this isn’t a horror story. 5. Names are chosen by a random name generator. If they happen to match, blame the generator. 6. Friendly discussion (yes), arguing over spoilers (no). There are countless good stories out there. If this one isn’t for you, move on. Hope you enjoy reading! The following are ads for upcoming stories. Feel free to visit my author’s page and add them to your collection. [Upcoming: “I Heard I’m the Boss [Full-Dive]”] After her divine power was exhausted, Rumi fell into a deep sleep. When she woke again, the world had changed beyond recognition: Humanity worshiped knowledge and believed in science. They had long since stopped needing gods. The gods had become nothing but legends, with traces of their former glory surviving only in the entertainment industry. “Ten Thousand Gods” was a full-dive online game set in the age of the ancient gods. Curious, Rumi logged into the game and unexpectedly discovered a story about herself, and even a little village that still worshiped her. Although she knew the villagers were only game data, Rumi couldn’t help taking care of them. She even spent her divine power to descend into her own statue and help them fight off their enemies, again and again... Wait, is there something wrong with this game’s design? Why do NPCs keep attacking such a remote, impoverished little village?! * As the central AI of “Ten Thousand Gods,” Cyrus has always been proud of his perfect, zero-bug record in the AI world. Until he suddenly discovered that a little village that should have been wiped out long ago was still standing. No matter how many NPCs he sent to attack it, they all came back empty-handed. The village even had the nerve to keep growing! In a fit of rage, Cyrus decided to hand the mission of attacking the village over to the players Rumi is busy helping the villagers with construction and improving the village’s defenses when, without warning, she sees her own statue’s face appear as the “Final Boss” in the latest expansion. Rumi: Her smile freezes. [Upcoming: “Miaojiang Saintess, But Using the Zerg to Make Gu [Interstellar]”] Everyone knows that Wu Xu, the eldest daughter of the Wu family, is a useless good-for-nothing. Despite being a student at a military academy, she’s terrified of the Zerg. When Wu Xu first transmigrated into this world, the original owner had been maliciously abandoned in Zerg territory and scared to death. So when Wu Xu opened her eyes, she found herself surrounded by a sea of enormous Zerg. Wu Xu, former Miaojiang Saintess: We’re rich, everyone! Theme: Health comes first.