Coming soon: "When an Infinite-Flow Boss Becomes a Pitiful Little Thing in the Interstellar Age" and "I, a Mermaid, But Tone-Deaf." You're all warmly invited to visit the author's page and add them to your favorites 33~
[Story Blurb]
Samuel Hetting is the newly appointed Demon King of the Demon Realm.
On the day he took office, he learned some of the truth about the world.
For example, whoever becomes Demon King gets a headache, and only their fated person can cure this unfortunate affliction.
His Majesty the Demon King scoffed: A fated lover?
They're nothing but a tool to cure his headache.
To find this so-called "fated person," Samuel Hetting had no choice but to meet and interact with all sorts of enthusiastic succubi, vampires, elves...
Only one person was a little different:
For example, they left as soon as they saw him;
For example, they touched him and then pretended they hadn't...
Samuel Hetting: Heh... Do you think I'll fall for such a cheap push-pull trick?
*
Xin Nanbai failed to ascend and was pulled into another world by the System, which told him to win over the Demon King and become his fated person.
But he thought it was more interesting to watch the other transmigrators work on their targets.
Succubi, vampires, elves... Xin Nanbai watched with great interest.
But there was no sun in the Demon Realm.
As a plant that had cultivated into a spirit, he still had to halfheartedly do his daily tasks to exchange for sunlight:
For example, see the Demon King once;
For example, make physical contact with the Demon King...
While Xin Nanbai was clocking in for work, waiting for everyone else to finish their tasks, the Demon King cornered him.
Lifting Xin Nanbai's chin, he gave him a wicked smile. "I admit your little tricks have seduced me."
"Now, I'll give you the chance to have me."
Xin Nanbai, who was tucked away in the corner, idling and photosynthesizing: ???
Does this Demon King really need his brain treated?
Maybe we should just forget it. I don't think he can be saved...
[Reader's Guide]
1. Pairing: a slacking Eastern cultivator bottom x a delusional Western Demon King top. Not traditional Western fantasy, a lighthearted, simple read; East and West mixed together, a chaotic worldbuilding stew, magic and spells flying everywhere. The plot needs it, that's why.
2. There are other transmigrators. They only fight over KPIs to snatch the credit.
3. The "little girl" style of writing in the blurb comes from an internet meme. The Demon King says: The author is joking in the blurb, I don't talk like that.
4. The writing is silly. Drop it if you can't stand it. Promise me you won't force yourself, okay, darling? (Pins you to the wall with a passionate look) (bites a rose) (gets pricked in the mouth)
[Cover art thanks to bs Gugu]
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Coming soon: "When an Infinite-Flow Boss Becomes a Pitiful Little Thing in the Interstellar Age"
Yuli Tua, the only boss in the infinite world whose instance had never been cleared,
was sent to the interstellar world after the infinite world collapsed,
and was mistaken for the eldest son of the Locke family, Yuli Locke.
Yuli Locke, a famous good-for-nothing in the Empire, was cowardly, timid, and useless.
Though he was the eldest son and heir to the title, he was constantly overshadowed by his illegitimate younger brother.
The only thing he could boast about was that his fiance was the Empire's heartthrob, General Gu Xingzhou.
Yuli Tua: ...
What a hassle. Maybe I should just kill them all.
But before Yuli Tua could make a move,
his fiance-to-be handed him a copy of the "Compensation Agreement for Contract Marriage."
Yuli Tua looked at the compensation written on it: "an entire vein of energy stones."
Thinking of the instance monsters sleeping inside him, who needed energy to recover,
he slowly withdrew the hand aimed at the back of Gu Xingzhou's head.
*
In Gu Xingzhou's eyes, his wife was a little waif.
Even when he moved into her house, her luggage consisted of only a portrait, a black cat, and an octopus in a small fish tank.
So when he saw that the woman in the portrait changed poses every day,
noticed that the black cat's red eyes didn't glow at night,
and got startled by an octopus that shouldn't have been in the refrigerator,
he never suspected a thing about Yuli.
Not until he saw his frail, pitiful little wife in the background of an interstellar livestream,
standing on top of his illegitimate younger brother, holding up his clueless father,
and punching the head clean off a supposedly indestructible alien beast.
Coming soon: "I, a Mermaid, But Tone-Deaf"
Lin Niao transmigrated into a koi-colored mermaid in the interstellar age.
Humans in this era wielded mental power, but were plagued by mental power rampages.
Mermaids' songs could treat these rampages.
Just as Lin Niao arrived, it was his turn to demonstrate "how to soothe a mental power rampage with song."
Lin Niao walked onstage with dignity and passionately performed "The Lad Who Rides the Horse":
"Ah~~~ The lad who rides the horse, you..."
The notes lingered in the air, never-ending.
The music teacher at the mermaid academy resigned that very night.
Lin Niao became famous with a single song.
Everyone knew that the mermaid academy had a "special" koi-colored mermaid
Other mermaids sang with ethereal lightness, soothing rampaging mental power as gently as a trickling stream and lulling people into a deep sleep;
Lin Niao's singing was mighty and powerful, like a cannon blasting through the barriers of mental power and forcibly jolting people awake from their rampages.
As a result, all the soldiers assigned to Lin Niao for treatment said:
"I think I can put up with it a little longer."
"Thanks for the offer, but I don't think I need treatment right now."
Lin Niao, at the bottom of the performance rankings, was sent to a research institute.
With nothing to do, he could only spend his days splashing around with his tail in the pool and singing for fun.
The researchers were forced to endure a month of his incredibly penetrating "singing," which even soundproof earplugs couldn't block completely.
At last, unable to take any more, they conceived a wildly irreverent idea.
*
Federal Marshal Lainos couldn't hear mermaids' songs, so he had to tough out every mental power rampage.
One day, the research institute suddenly sent him a koi-colored mermaid.
That was also the first time in Lainos's life he'd ever heard a mermaid sing.
The marshal wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
So this is what a mermaid's song sounds like...
It's so awful, I'd rather not be able to hear it...
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands
Ah, I really like this treatment! It's the first time I've seen my lover become smaller with me. I like this!
Ah,,,, but the devil can't shine,,,, can you use more solar energy to make up for it?
Mom was so laughing that she went crazy, hahahahaha
But what to do with sunlight in the physical sense? Wouldn't plants die without sunlight?
These archangels are so inhumane
Why is the devil so sick? Because there is something wrong in my mind.
I was drawn in by the introduction. It seems that there are not many readers yet, but the comments are almost unanimously positive. The result really did not disappoint me. The more I read, the better it looks. Hahahaha, my lips barely curled up when I read it. I stayed up late to read it. The setting given by the author was basically fulfilled in the end. There are some small foreshadowings that I didn't pay much attention to when I read it. I plan to read it again. The author is great! The copy of the pre-received article is also very interesting, and I look forward to exploring it. Also, I would like to whisper that I don't know whether the picture of the wife on the cover is original or something else, because I have seen other articles with the same cover character as this one.
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Ah, I really like this treatment! It's the first time I've seen my lover become smaller with me. I like this!
Ah,,,, but the devil can't shine,,,, can you use more solar energy to make up for it?
Mom was so laughing that she went crazy, hahahahaha
But what to do with sunlight in the physical sense? Wouldn't plants die without sunlight?
These archangels are so inhumane
Why is the devil so sick? Because there is something wrong in my mind.
I was drawn in by the introduction. It seems that there are not many readers yet, but the comments are almost unanimously positive. The result really did not disappoint me. The more I read, the better it looks. Hahahaha, my lips barely curled up when I read it. I stayed up late to read it. The setting given by the author was basically fulfilled in the end. There are some small foreshadowings that I didn't pay much attention to when I read it. I plan to read it again. The author is great! The copy of the pre-received article is also very interesting, and I look forward to exploring it. Also, I would like to whisper that I don't know whether the picture of the wife on the cover is original or something else, because I have seen other articles with the same cover character as this one.
Xinhao cute duck???????
So sweet and cute! Ahhhhhhhhh
It's almost over. I still want to see Xin again.