What's Wrong with Slacking Off?

On an ordinary workday, Su Qianyue received an email.

[Stop groping me!]

From: I Dare to Jump into the Sea

A master of slacking off, Su Qianyue had spent years thriving in the workplace, but this was the first time she'd received such a nosy warning. She rolled her eyes. "What's wrong with slacking off? It's not like I groped my boss's ass."

[The one you're groping is my ass.]

Su Qianyue: What kind of delusion is this?

Only later did Su Qianyue learn that "I Dare to Jump into the Sea" was her new boss's alt account.

Help: The lazybones I've been tossing around all these years turned out to be my boss's ass. Can I still keep my job?

Help: My boss turned into a fish in my dream. Is this karma for slacking off at work?

Help: My boss says I have to take responsibility for his ass. Would calling the police help?

Light fantasy, fictional workplace

Theme: Live bravely, without fear