[Harry Potter] Bootleg Books and the Real World

In 2002, I enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The head of Gryffindor took me to Diagon Alley. Her name was Hermione Malfoy. That day, my jaw nearly hit the floor. "Head of House, are you sure you're not Hermione Granger or Hermione Weasley, but Hermione Malfoy?" She asked where I got such foolish ideas. I told her it was written that way in Miss J.K. Rowling's books. You have to know, she recorded the story of The Chosen One, Harry Potter, so vividly. She's very famous in the Muggle world. Then, for the first time, I saw the beautiful Head of House Hermione roll her eyes dramatically: "Oh, Merlin! Those damned knockoff books should have been destroyed ages ago!" Introduction: 1. The original heroine is just a minor character. The main characters are still the people from the HP story. 2. No bashing Gryffindor, and no whitewashing a certain V. 3. A subversion that respects the original, with a lighthearted take on a happy life. 4. A medium-length story, not contracted. Feel free to dive in XD