Traps, Traps, Traps: A Trap for Love

[Blurb]

I am the dignified 99th-generation heir to the White Bone Demon.

I am beautiful, clever, gentle, virtuous, and well-read.

I planned to live a peaceful life with my boyfriend, a fellow White Bone Demon,

but a vampire who thinks with his lower half lured and tricked me into marrying him.

--What? Your name is Jesus?

--Tch! I'm the White Bone Demon!

--What's a White Bone Demon?

--A White Bone Demon is... something that can devour you, bones and all.

Jesus always says I don't love him enough.

So one night, when the wind howled ominously,

I climbed up to his bedside

and whispered in his ear, "Darling, I love you. I'll even eat your bones~"

And so begins the married life of a White Bone Demon and a vampire...

1. This is a lighthearted story, a long-time fantasy of Wild Grass's. I hope it'll make you smile. O(∩_∩)O

2. A lot of readers say they feel sorry for Jesus because the heroine takes advantage of him so badly. I just want to say that it's only like that at the beginning. By the end, hasn't she been completely trained by him into a meek little woman, all soft and submissive?

o(╯□╰)o

3. To be honest, Wild Grass has abandoned this story twice before. Each abandoned story is a poor little thing, and I couldn't bear to leave it either. o(>﹏>>>>>