After traveling through several worlds, the long-suffering Cannon Fodder Rescue System 233 sent Jiang Ge a 100-page PowerPoint presentation condemning her.
It accused her of discriminating against the System, doing whatever she wanted when completing missions, ignoring the consequences, acting like she ruled the world, and going on nonstop rampages.
After transmigrating as the adoptive mother of a girl abandoned by a family that favored sons, she met the girl's biological parents on the very first day. They had their eyes on the girl's kidney and tried to guilt-trip her into donating it to her little brother. Jiang Ge slapped them more than a dozen times on the spot.
After transmigrating as a celebrity hated by the whole internet, she deliberately broadcast her inner thoughts and spilled secrets left and right: One film emperor was cheating on his wife, and one homewrecker was a man, as well as the director's younger brother.
After transmigrating as the female lead's substitute in a story where the original substitute was tortured to death, she got the male lead to become her substitute first. She drove him to punish her by killing himself, condemning her to a lifetime of regret!
After transmigrating as an assistant in a CEO novel, on her first day at work she exploited a loophole in the System to change the name at the bottom of her resignation letter to the CEO's. The CEO quit in tears that very day.
After transmigrating to a cultivation world, the System failed to warn her before she made a mistake. She called it an idiot with no foresight!
Even when she sneezed, it was Heaven's fault!
No matter what went wrong, it was always someone else's fault.
233 handed the presentation to Jiang Ge. She was munching on an apple and watching a show. She glanced up and said, "Too long. Not reading."
Then she went back to her show.
233: ...
233: "Respect."
#Our principles: keep going on rampages and tormenting other people, refuse to be manipulated, don't waste energy on self-blame, absolutely don't waste energy on self-blame#
P.S. After the heroine completes her mission and leaves a world, the original person returns to continue living the rest of their life.
Coming soon. Please add My Lady Has Always Been Ill to your reading list.
When Ji Ping'an transmigrated, her situation was already as bad as it could get.
An orphan from a merchant family with no one to depend on, she had sought refuge with her maternal relatives, the Song family. They had complete control over her marriage prospects, leaving her with nowhere to go and no way out.
Before long, the male lead, Song Huaizhang, would weave a vast net of love to ensnare her, take her as a concubine, seize all her property, raise a private army, and build up his strength to overthrow the tyrant.
By the time the Song family raised its banner and claimed the throne, she, a concubine who had long since become useless to them, would already have died silently in the inner courtyard.
Sigh, sigh, sigh.
After sighing three times, Ji Ping'an recruited her maid Dongchun to help her establish a persona as someone frail and sickly.
From then on, Ji Ping'an panted every three steps and coughed every five, turning herself into a "genuine," "world-famous" sickly beauty. Claiming she wanted to accumulate good karma, she traveled through the countryside, treating the sick and building a reputation to rely on. At the same time, among all the patients she met, she carefully searched for a dependable husband so she could escape the Song family.
Ji Ping'an looked high and low, searching for a long time before settling on a taciturn hunter.
He owned next to nothing, but at least his parents were gone, and he had only a younger cousin who was studying. There were no complicated in-law relationships to manage, and certainly none of the sinister schemes that kept her walking on eggshells in the Song family.
He was also very handsome, with sharp brows, bright eyes, and a heroic air. As for his physique, Ji Ping'an had felt him under the pretext of treating an illness. He was built like a tiger.
The only problem was that he had a strange temper. Whenever she complained to her maid about how the tyrant in the book was capricious and stubborn, and how someone would eventually overthrow him, he would fix her with an inscrutable, peculiar look, then give a soft sneer from deep in his throat.
Never mind. He might have a strange temper, but she could straighten him out a bit after they married.
One day, he would cut off Ji Ping'an's head!
Every time Zhou Sheng returned to the palace after being treated by Ji Ping'an, he flew into a terrible rage. Ministers of every rank trembled with fear, worried that they had done something wrong and offended the "tyrant," and that he would execute their entire families at the slightest excuse.
As the supreme ruler, he held the power of life and death over all the people and lands within the nine provinces.
And yet Zhou Sheng could not kill Ji Ping'an.
The reason was simple: At present, only Ji Ping'an could treat his "hidden illness."
The nine hundred and thirty-second time Zhou Sheng wanted to kill Ji Ping'an, she finally let him lure her into the palace.
Fine. Since he couldn't kill this petty, vindictive, sickly woman, he would keep her by his side and torment her properly.
Everyone said His Majesty adored the Empress.
The Empress was frail and quick-tempered. His Majesty feared she might get upset or sick, or that she might not live long enough to grow old with him. He forced himself to change all his stubborn ways and become a benevolent ruler, hoping to build up enough good karma to move Heaven and help the Empress recover soon.
The Emperor and Empress were a devoted couple, perfectly in harmony.
But Dongchun, who had been by Ji Ping'an's side since childhood, knew the truth. The Emperor and Empress had a minor argument every three days and a major one every five. The Empress used her illness as an excuse and never backed down whenever she disagreed with the Emperor, nearly driving him to his grave with anger.
"Ji Ping'an! I don't think there's anything wrong with your body. Your brain is what's sick! How did I end up marrying such a petty, unreasonable woman who can drive me to my grave?"
Bang!
Zhou Sheng slammed the door behind him.
Dongchun was used to it. The Emperor would come back that night anyway. The Empress was frail and sickly, and he was afraid the argument might make her chronic illness worse. He could never bring himself to let a fight last overnight.
But
Cold sweat ran down Dongchun's back.
If the Emperor ever found out that the Empress's illness was fake, would she and her mistress still keep their heads?
Theme: Study hard and strive to become successors to socialism.
No, there must be something wrong with the original body. After being reborn twice, why don't you run away quickly and still think about winning back the scumbag's heart?!
No matter how many times a person who doubts and is unsure about himself is reborn, it is useless. With such a core, can he still mutate? Character determines destiny
I'm tired of seeing this original owner. Can't you live without a man? You've lived around a man for several lifetimes. Can't you live alone?
Haha, you are so cool, your mother is your mother after all, we are just outsiders hahahahaha
It's terrible to get married
Every time I condemn online violence, I can only rely on this thing to punish these people, which makes me feel tired.
After being reborn so many times, you still get beaten by the same person?
... Putting aside the text, I really hate this man's uncle. He doesn't tell me directly when something is wrong and keeps talking about it. He also thinks that he understands his brother and his sister. He is the only one who knows everything in the world. I ask him to tell me the same thing.
You haven't even finished writing everything in your introduction!
It's good-looking but so short, only 2 stories.