The Team Is Made Up Entirely of Ultraman Hosts

[The full novel is complete. Anti-piracy ratio: 70%. Purchasing is disabled for 240 hours, so please take note! Many thanks in advance for your support, dear readers!] [My next novel launches on March 1. Thanks in advance, dear readers. Hugs!] [Upcoming novels: "[Ultraman] Oh No, I Walked onto the Wrong Set" and "The Engineer Builds Everything by Hand"] [The protagonist is a girl! A girl! A girl!] Hello, my name is Morishita Chiyo. I'm an utterly ordinary person from Earth, and I've just been appointed captain of the Earth Defense Force. The Defense Force is still only a rough proposal, and I'm its sole member, but that's no big deal. As someone with light-based superpowers, I'm confident I can beat the stuffing out of every villain. That is, until my boss told me the Defense Force was established to fight monsters. Seriously, what the hell? Why does Earth have all these things? Even more absurdly, my boss told me I only have one teammate for now, and it's up to me to recruit the rest of the team. I looked at the teammate my boss had dragged over, a guy named Da Gu, and struggled to keep my expression from twisting. Fuck, this life is so damn cursed. I wiped my face and accepted my fate. On my search for teammates, I was forced to recruit a whole bunch of unreliable weirdos. Asuka, Gamu, Musashi, Kaito, Mirai, and so on… Every one of my teammates is a sunny, positive little angel, but for some reason, they always want to run away during battle. After who knows how many times, I finally lost it. I grabbed Kaito just as he was making a break for it and snarled, “Why are you all running off? The Warriors of Light haven't even shown up yet. Are you planning to abandon Earth, too?” Kaito, held by the collar: … The other teammates I'd just yelled at: … You probably won't believe this, Captain, but if we don't run away, they can't show up at all. #The human hosts are suffering, but they don't know how to explain it# #There's only one person in the whole Defense Force who isn't a Warrior of Light. I'll let you guess who# ★ The timelines for every series in this novel have been drastically changed. I'm bad at writing romance, so there's no pairing in the main story. A few bonus chapters will feature a pairing for older Gai. Skip them if you don't like that, and I'll label them in the chapter titles. ★ Monsters from other series will show up, but there are lots of original settings (emphasis). ★ At heart, this is a silly, snarky comedy, so there will definitely be OOC characterization. If you don't like that, please click the X, dear readers. Let's part ways peacefully and happily, all three of us. (hands-together.jpg) ★ It's categorized as romance, and I'm a staunch BG fan who doesn't ship any BL, so I hope there won't be any comments about male-male pairings in this novel's comments either. Thanks in advance. [Recommendations] "[Detective Conan] Three Minutes to Solve the Case" by Nanji Hai Bao #Sherlock Holmes in Detective Conan# "The Top-Tier Star's Little Ancestor Goes Viral on a Survival Reality Show" by Bei Gang Nan Mao #I'm a Taotie. What's wrong with loving to eat?# "Happiness Marriage Simulator" by Ju Ling #My husband faked his death, and I tearfully accepted his inheritance# [Oh No, I Walked onto the Wrong Set] Blurb: As a devoted Digimon fan, I've dreamed of having a Digimon partner of my own for as long as I can remember. But I never expected that dream to come true one day. I looked at the Digivice in my hands and wept with joy. I was so overwhelmed that I didn't even pay attention to whatever was talking by my ear. All I wanted was to hurry to the Digital World and find my partner. Then everything went black, and I found myself in another world. I stared at the giant who appeared before me and slowly typed a question mark. Isn't this the tokusatsu set? Why aren't you looking for an actor in a monster suit? Why'd you drag me here? I'm from the set next door, damn it! Let me go back! Send me back to the Digital World! You've got the wrong person! My partner's waiting for me! My partner needs me! As I wailed, the Digivice in my hands began to shake. The next moment, countless digital particles streamed out and enveloped me. When I opened my eyes again, I looked down and saw a pair of enormous claws. A pair of claws belonging to BlackWarGreymon. That's right. I'd turned into BlackWarGreymon. Me: ??? Is this Frontier? But it doesn't look like it, and BlackWarGreymon isn't a Warrior Spirit, either. What series am I even in? Before I could figure anything out, the Ultraman in the distance struck an attack pose. Me, whose most strenuous exercise in life had been cracking sunflower seeds: …I'm screwed. #I'm having a breakdown. This is a full-on breakdown# #Ultraman and Digimon together? What's wrong with this combination?# #Don't hit me! I'm on your side! qwq# Theme: Believe in love and light