In 2050, the keys to multidimensional space went missing.
The world fell into chaos, and the task of keeping the dimensions at peace fell to the Cat Squad.
[Gu Xiu, captain of Earth's Special Rescue Team, is a prime suspect.]
Miao Si raised an eyebrow.
[You know him?]
Miao Si: Slept with him. (licks paw)
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Everyone thought Gu Xiu had stolen the keys. If the spatial locks weren't repaired, people would keep dying.
[You have to pretend to be
lazy and good-for-nothing,
a slacker who can't be bothered,
a scumbag cat who has turned over a new leaf,
so Gu Xiu will let his guard down and you can find the keys as soon as possible.]
The cats looked at Miao Si, who was rubbing up against an NPC's hand to beg for dried fish. No, no, he doesn't need to pretend.
Miao Si slapped a paw down. "Who are you looking down on?!"
The lazy cat awakens.
When a fallen god wants to pet him, he snuggles up, as long as the god helps him subdue Gu Xiu.
When the scheming count is in a bad mood, he rubs against him and acts cute, getting the god to help him subdue Gu Xiu.
When the seductive ghost god is about to lose his temper, he purrs and soothes him until the god agrees to help him subdue Gu Xiu.
Then one night, Miao Si handcuffed Gu Xiu to the bedpost.
Gu Xiu, woken by the noise: ?
The good news was that Gu Xiu thought it was a game.
The bad news was that only one hand was cuffed.
The even worse news was that Gu Xiu came clean: the fallen god, the scheming count, and the seductive ghost god were all him.
Miao Si: ...I've been caught out!
Theme: Stay positive
