A Survival Record of Psychiatric Patients

[Important: This story will be entering VIP status with Chapter 23 on October 1 at 11 p.m.] The first time Gin saw Shishou Yuezhang, he experienced his first career crisis. It was rare to meet a lunatic who stayed up all night, hung upside down from a window, and sprayed him in the face with a water gun. * The first time System 583 bound itself to a Host, it experienced its first crisis as a system. It was rare for a Host to leap off a building for no reason, making it let out a piercing shriek. "No, don't!!!" Blurb 1: Tisano, a codename member of the liquor company, hails from Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital and joined the company because he wanted unlimited chocolate truffle balls. His mental state may be a cause for concern, but he's extremely good at making money. The boss himself calls him a golden hand. Most eye-catching of all is the grim reaper by his side: Grappa, another codename member and the liquor company's official babysitter for Tisano. Grappa treats Tisano with more care than you'd show a three-year-old. Anyone who poses a threat to Tisano is eliminated by Grappa like prey by a rabid dog. Blurb 2: Whenever Shishou Yuezhang reveals his extraordinary intelligence, the System wonders if its Host is faking his craziness. But every last doubt disappears when Shishou Yuezhang sleeps under Gin's bed in the middle of the night, scams Vodka by pretending to be a girl group member, or gets taken home by a rich woman over a milkshake. Since it still had to look after several other Hosts, and was genuinely worried about Shishou Yuezhang, the System left him a childcare-combat robot before departing, to stop its Host from biting the dust while it wasn't looking. People don't fall in the same place twice, but Shishou Yuezhang will make you fall once in every place. His motto is fairness above all. Notes: 1. Includes misunderstandings. 2. There are a ridiculous number of headcanons and lies. It's normal if things don't match the original work. 3. The characters belong to the original work; any out-of-character behavior is my doing. Upcoming story 1: "Interdimensional Academy" Blurb 1: On April 1, International April Fools' Day, people all over the world received a letter. [Dimensional Academy: Since our founding, we have always upheld the principle of diverse development, cultivating students' interests and developing their potential so that each student can find the path best suited to them. Whether you want to be an idol, a chef, an athlete, or study magic and combat, the school will support you unconditionally. Click below to view the enrollment guide. http://wzdzp.ycyxy.cn (P.S. We post a recruitment video for a different academy every week. Choose one based on your interests.)] Blurb 2: A player recently received an invitation to beta-test a game. The main objective was to create a school of their own. The game gives you points at the start, which you can use to make recruitment (scam) videos. The more people believe the school exists, the more points you earn. The player looked at their meager points, stroked their chin, and posted their first video. Reader's Guide: 1. It features quite a few fandoms, since there are all kinds of professions. 2. The player may enter the "game" from the real world later on. Upcoming story 2: "The Show-Off's Survival Guide" Lin Xuandu is obsessed with keeping up appearances. He lives by the bking creed, striving for flawless perfection from the tips of his hair to his teeth. After transmigrating into a dark, old-school power fantasy, he becomes the Bright Moon Sword, a sword that the protagonist forcibly subdues early in the story. A busy System tosses him a learning space and tells him that before meeting the protagonist, he must recreate the sword spirit's elegant, ethereal beauty and dazzling presence as described in the book. His mission is to complete the entire plot and finally be snapped in two by the power-fantasy protagonist. Lin Xuandu works diligently, pushing himself to the limit in the learning space. His opening performance successfully matches the effect described in the book, shocking the power-fantasy protagonist, who has just caught a glimpse of the cultivation world's wonders, and sending him off on the path to seek immortality. Gu Mingyi lost his father as a child, and his mother died not long after remarrying. Branded a jinx, he was avoided by everyone and often went hungry. After accidentally falling off a cliff, he encountered a sword with a spirit inside. It was the first time he'd seen anything so beautiful, like a cool, aloof immortal who had fallen into the mortal world, veiled in clouds and mist, radiant as a precious jewel. At a single glance, he knew he had to claim him. Even if he was torn to pieces, he would never let go. Friendly Reminder: 1. Includes the protagonist's delusions of grandeur. The bottom is a show-off. Theme: Defeat the forces of evil