The Absurd Daily Life of Humans in Space

Hakof Tianluofusifan is an outstanding KGB agent with an unwavering communist faith. As the KGB grows increasingly corrupt, however, his faith in the organization begins to waver. At that point, people from MI6 get in touch and talk him into defecting, but insist he make his own way to West Germany.

MI6 has already been infiltrated by the KGB. The moment Hakof Tianluofusifan arrives in East Germany, he is captured and taken back. After three months of brutal torture, he tells the truth, but no one believes him. In the end, he is executed.

After he dies, he transmigrates to a wondrous interstellar world.

The people of this world have a standard set of organs, but the number of all their other organs is random.

He escapes from the home of Doctor Eight-Arms, gets injured after being trampled by a centaur, and is hospitalized. While there, he meets a wounded colonel with four eyes.

After leaving the hospital, someone picks him up with two pairs of arms. Seven eyes gaze at him adoringly as two mouths say to him at once, "I love you"...

A note before reading:

The author really couldn't think of anyone in this world who would make a suitable match, and Hakof Tianluofusifan was strongly opposed, so this story has no CP. Yes, Hakof Tianluofusifan turned down the confession from the seven-eyed person.

It's tagged science fiction, so I guess it counts as soft sci-fi?

Thanks to Teacher Han for the lovely cover.

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