The Scheming Man and the Snarky Woman

Some of the events in this story are real, but all the names are made up (obviously, who has a name like Black-Bellied Guy or Snarky Girl?). Some details have also been changed, so please don't try to guess who's who. This is just something I wrote in my spare time. No promises on updates... I haven't decided on the ending, since things haven't reached an ending in real life yet...