The Airheaded Beauty Gets Carried to Victory by His Kid on a Variety Show

Recommending my super-long, 500k+ word ongoing novel, "Pretty Cannon Fodder, but a Heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]." The blurb is at the very bottom.

A gorgeous heartthrob bottom + an extreme bottom-obsession + bottom-centric fiction. If you're interested, please add it to your collection!

Here is the blurb:

After waking up from a nap, Wang Jiu found himself transmigrated into a showbiz novel as a vicious cannon-fodder character.

Although he came from a wealthy family, he kept sabotaging himself out of jealousy toward the protagonist's foster brother. His self-destructive schemes included, but weren't limited to:

Hiring online trolls to smear the protagonist, coveting the protagonist's destined top, and trying to destroy the protagonist's career by drugging him. In the end, the protagonist saw through his schemes, sent him into exile overseas, and he died a miserable death in a foreign land.

Wang Jiu was overcome with regret. Born rich, good-looking, and loaded, wouldn't it be much happier to lie flat?

So he turned around, joined a reality show about raising kids, and happily began to lie flat.

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When Wang Jiu, the online pariah, suddenly joined the parenting show, viewers assumed he was trying to rehabilitate his image. They jeered and waited for him to make a fool of himself.

But on the day of the livestream, the audience was first captivated by the little toddler:

"Daddy drew that really well. Don't say mean things about him!"

"Daddy's bored, so I'll tell him a story!"

"Daddy has to cover his tummy when he sleeps, or he'll get a tummy ache!"

"Daddy's so great! I'll reward him with a cheese stick!"

The comment section went wild over the child:

[Top-quality human toddler]

[Look closely, this toddler is mine now]

[Baby Bai, a good toddler who firmly believes in encouraging Daddy]

Some viewers were furious: [See? I told you Wang Jiu was useless...]

The next second, the camera turned to Wang Jiu, just waking up in bed.

The young man, his peach-blossom eyes still hazy with sleep, lounged against the headboard. Beside his legs, a soft little dumpling stubbornly tugged at a pillow, trying to cover Daddy's tummy.

[Wang Jiu may be a lazy fish, but he's truly beautiful.]

[Hello, husband. Let's get married!]

[Baby, I'm the mommy you've never met!]

The haters had been poised to wreak havoc online, but... Damn, the enemy's looks are too powerful. What if I become a fan?!

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Baby Bai is three years old, a very sensible human toddler.

As the foster home's representative chosen to join the show, Baby Bai is determined to do well and not let the chubby kid next door look down on him!

The little toddler starts filming, only to discover that Daddy doesn't seem anything like the way the chubby kid described him...

The chubby kid said Daddy had a bad temper and was a fierce monster who yelled at toddlers.

But Baby Bai sees a gentle Daddy, a beautiful man whose eyes curve into crescents when he smiles.

The chubby kid said Daddy was vain, always showing off, and also terribly stingy.

But Baby Bai sees a humble and generous Daddy, one who gives Baby all the good things.

Still, Baby Bai knows Daddy has his flaws...

For example, Daddy is a picky eater. When he sees cilantro, carrots, or big mushrooms, he yells, "Get out of China!"

For example, Daddy likes singing. When he sings off-key and forgets the lyrics, he stubbornly insists it's just a different style.

And Daddy isn't very well-behaved when he sleeps. He tosses and turns and kicks off the blanket, making Baby chase after him to cover his tummy.

The concerned toddler, Baby Bai, sighs. What can he do? He can only spoil Daddy!

*

Jin Hexun thinks his adoptive younger brother has been acting strange lately.

First, one night, he confessed his feelings with a fierce expression, then told Jin to stay away from him.

Then he found an excuse to invite Jin to join the reality show and kept finding ways to get close to him.

But when other people asked whether he liked Jin, he denied it outright.

At least, though his words say otherwise, his actions are honest.

"The meat's grilled. Here, you can have it."

"The tent's set up. Go to sleep."

"There's a villa up ahead. I'll go check it out."

Watching Wang Jiu care for him every step of the way, Jin Hexun pressed his lips together. He really does like me.

But what Wang Jiu is actually thinking:

This meat's burnt. What a waste to throw it away. Jin Hexun can have it.

This tent doesn't look very sturdy. Let Jin Hexun try it out first.

This burden walks so slowly. I'd better go ahead myself.

Once again, fed up with his burden, Wang Jiu glared at the man beside him, sparks of fury practically turning solid in his eyes. I'll take you out sooner or later!

The burden he was glaring at kept a perfectly blank expression, but thought to himself: He really loves me. I can see stars in his eyes!

[Reading Guide]:

1. One-on-one pairing, both leads' first time, happy ending. The pairing is Jin Hexun.

2. Alternate universe. Same-sex marriage is legal, but there are no children.

3. The original leads had no romantic entanglements. This will be explained later.

4. The protagonist transmigrates into a book, not into someone else's body! So there's no need to wonder what happened to the original host. Simply put, before the protagonist transmigrated into the book, all the characters were unconscious and followed the plot as written.

*****Ongoing novel "Pretty Cannon Fodder, but a Heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]. Please add it to your collection!*****

Blurb:

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Mu Lian has lost his memory.

The System bound to him says it found him in a place called "Begonia."

Mu Lian is grateful, so he decides to listen carefully to the System and complete his missions.

Although the System's missions are a little strange, always asking him to play bizarre roles.

[Romance Show Love Polygon]:

He's a beta gold-digger who looks down on the poor. He bribes Staff Member B to disguise himself as an omega and sneak onto a dating show.

On the show, he flaunts his looks and flirts with rich alphas, bosses the other contestants around, and acts vain. He tries to have several relationships at once but gets caught, and his actions are exposed, leaving him disgraced.

Mu Lian works hard to complete the mission: sneaking into the alpha roommate's bed in the middle of the night, earnestly playing the rich alpha's devoted lackey during the day, and squeezing in time to comfort a beautiful omega in the bathroom behind his match's back, while also breaking up with the poor alpha boyfriend waiting at home.

Mu Lian diligently does his duty. Just as he's about to complete the mission by sending a breakup text to his poor alpha boyfriend...

The next second:

"Ding! Group message sent successfully."

[School Twin Brothers]:

He's a vain, impoverished high school student. He appears hardworking and poor, but in truth, he's a gold-digger who curries favor with the rich and powerful.

After learning that the Huo Group has immense wealth and its heir happens to attend his school, he uses his good looks to latch onto the heir. He bosses the other students around, and they've long been angry with him.

In the end, the heir gets tired of him and casts him aside. The classmates he's offended take their revenge, and he ends up being kicked while he's down.

Mu Lian works hard to complete his mission: studying diligently to maintain his reputation as a hardworking top student, failing to engineer a chance encounter with the heir and having to change tactics by going after the heir's twin brother, ordering his deskmate around, and squeezing in time to bully the impoverished academic genius at school.

Everything goes smoothly, except for the ending...

The heir, who was supposed to dump him, refuses to break up. His deskmate, who was supposed to take revenge, not only doesn't retaliate but blocks him at the school gate and shows him his bank card. "I have money too. Break up with him, and I'll support you!"

And that's not even mentioning the heir's twin brother, who was supposed to be a background character. He sneaks into Mu Lian's room in the middle of the night and smiles innocently. "Sister-in-law, it's me, your brother-in-law."

[The Male Escort's Black-Hearted Moonlight]:

He's a lazy college student who lives off others. He looks glamorous, but all the money he spends is earned by his boyfriend, a male escort.

To his boyfriend's face, he smiles and plays along. Behind his back, he complains to a schoolmate that his boyfriend is dirty, and he also flirts ambiguously with a high school student he tutors. In the end, the sugar daddy he latches onto gets tired of him and dumps him, leaving him abandoned by everyone.

But when Mu Lian finishes playing out the plot...

The schoolmate, who was only supposed to be fooling around, falls in love for real and goes to his house to beg him to break up;

The high school student, who was only looking for a thrill, refuses to stay a secret and corners him at school, demanding he go public;

The sugar daddy, who only wanted his good looks, spends a fortune just to get him to look his way.

Meanwhile, the boyfriend who was supposed to see through him and stop acting like an ATM kneels at his bedside in the middle of the night, eyes red as he whispers, "I'm not dirty. I really am not."

[Online Scam Streamer]:

A pure-looking college student who craves wealth dresses as a woman and streams suggestive content for money.

Sports cars get a look at his legs, yachts get a look at his waist, and a Super Carnival earns the streamer a spot in his WeChat contacts. The big brothers in his livestream shower him with money.

Until one day, his identity is exposed, and all his generous big brothers come looking for him.

[Special Board Game]:

A seemingly delicate young man who loves money receives a mysterious invitation.

For a reward of five million, he joins an offline gathering called Special Board Game.

The game proceeds normally, and the reward is paid as promised.

Although his clothes keep disappearing for no reason during the game, the other players always seem to say strange things, and invisible things often toy with his body in the middle of the night...

Aside from that, everything is normal.

[How Many Good Owners Do You Have]:

A beautiful little cat, jealous and eager to claim all of its owner's affection, uses its big tail to chase every visitor out of the house.

Until one day, the silly little cat discovers that two owners have come out of the house.

Keywords: twin telepathy / cat ears and tail / sweet, doting short story

[Reading Guide]:

1. A shameless, indulgent heartthrob story. Everyone in the world loves the protagonist.

2. A weak bottom, a silly, pretty boy who's doing his best.

3. Split top. Any intimate scenes are with the top, who is a paragon of virtue (pure in both mind and body).

4. The order of the little worlds is random. I'll write whichever one inspires me first.

Thesis: Every path can lead to success.