How Could You Eat a Bunny?

The cover has fallen apart, but it has been so long that the original artwork can't be found. Looking for a new artist now.

Blurb:

A beautiful, sweet-talking, violent little bunny VS a big white wolf with a split personality

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As a rabbit alien who hates carrots, Yu Yi spends her days either hiding carrots or throwing them away.

After her tireless efforts, she successfully got thrown off Rabbit Planet by the clan leader, along with a Carrot System and a parting remark.

"I hear Wolf Planet welcomes little bunnies like you who don't eat carrots. Come back when you feel like eating them."

Yu Yi had successfully left home (been thrown out) and was looking as obedient as could be when she was dumped on Wolf Planet. But she discovered that she had turned back into her original form, and was carried home by a big white wolf with long legs and an impressive height (???).

The big white wolf is handsome, long-legged, and clean. He's got nothing but good qualities, except that he loves feeding her carrots every day.

The violent little bunny meant to suppress him by force, but the System overpowered her instead. And so the little bunny who hated carrots more than anything was forced to live a life of loving and hating them.

Oh! I forgot to mention! She also came with an unbelievably handsome big white wolf.

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Before he found the little bunny, Sang Mo, a mighty and majestic big white wolf, hated three things most.

First, hearing people call him by his girly name.

Second, touching impossibly soft, fluffy fur.

Third, seeing little animals who were picky eaters and didn't finish their meals.

After finding the little bunny: I'm sold!

***IMPORTANT: Boys' love. Please skip if that's not your thing.***

Boys' love upcoming novel: After Going Viral on a Variety Show with Kids, I Became a Variety Show Star

Wang Jiu transmigrated into a book.

He ended up in an entertainment-industry power fantasy novel as the selfish, doomed childhood friend of the sickly movie star, the one who kept adding bricks to the wall blocking the male lead from winning his love.

When Wang Jiu arrived, he was in the middle of shoving the male protagonist to the ground and sneering at him: "Can't you stay away from me?"

The male protagonist lay on the ground, eyes lowered, his face cold as ice.

Wang Jiu's eyelid twitched. "...Or I'll fall for you every time I see you."

Jin Hexun: ???

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Wang Jiu figured he was born to be a variety-show star.

He'd only gone on one variety show with kids for fun, and came away with an adorable human child.

Then, just by signing up for a survival show on a whim, he turned public opinion around, gained a surge in popularity, and received invitations from all the major variety shows.

Even the dating show he'd joined just to see what it was like became an instant hit, sending his popularity through the roof and giving him a tall, long-legged husband to boot.

It's just that this husband...

Doesn't he look a little familiar?

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[Variety Show with Kids]:

On the first day of filming, the other kids held paintbrushes and sheets of paper, beaming at their dads as they praised them.

His kid, however, furrowed his brow, rested his chin in his hands, and studied Wang Jiu's drawing for a long time before saying, "...Dad is amazing!"

Wang Jiu: A grateful heart, thanks to you!

Other families' style:

"Awww, the kid is so cute! Give Mommy a kiss!"

"The kid ate all their food today. You're amazing!"

"The ultimate guide to adorable human toddlers."

His family's style:

"The kid worked so hard taking care of Dad today!"

"Dad ate all his food today. You're amazing, kid!"

"A high-quality human toddler."

"The laid-back life Wang Jiu stole from me."

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[Survival Show]:

The entertainment industry's last bastion of integrity, Survival in Dire Straits, welcomed its first controversial guest amid a chorus of boos: the pretty-boy celebrity Wang Jiu, whose acting made people wince and who was hopeless at both singing and dancing, but who'd made a comeback thanks to a variety show with kids.

Watching the devoted second male lead carefully tend to the movie star, Wang Jiu suddenly realized the domineering male lead was being cheated on. Holding the kid's hand, he thought it over and decided to sacrifice himself for the sake of his childhood friend!

The movie star's fans were horrified to see Wang Jiu, who had always acted like he couldn't care less about the star, suddenly change his tune:

[Show crew: The journey will be tough. Choose one thing to bring along.]

Singer A: A lighter

Actor B: A dagger

Wang Jiu: Jin Hexun

[Show crew: The mountain path is steep. Pick a suitable way to get up the mountain.]

Singer A: A walking stick

Actor B: A car

Wang Jiu: Jin Hexun

Viewers: That nobody is bringing a kid and still trying to ship himself with someone? Get lost! (grumbling)

Then the show aired, and the hashtag #WildernessSurvivalAndMountainGetaway# shot to the top of the trending list.

[Guests going solo]:

Dizzy, exhausted, starving

Mud, heavy rain, sleeping on a mountaintop

[The movie star following Wang Jiu]:

Mountain spring water, grilled fish, sightseeing

Music, flowers, a family of three (wrong)

The movie star's fans clicked on the hashtag, furious and ready to curse everyone out...

That's weird. Let me watch it again.

Also, why is the kid so cute!!!

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Jin Hexun thought his conveniently available childhood friend had been acting strange lately.

First, one night, he confessed with a fierce expression, then told him to stay away.

Then he found excuses to join the variety shows Jin Hexun was on and did everything he could to get close to him.

But whenever anyone asked if he liked Jin Hexun, he flatly denied it.

Fortunately, although his words were stubborn, his actions were honest.

"The meat's grilled. Here, have some."

"The tent's up. You can sleep now."

"There's a villa up ahead. I'll scout the way."

Watching Wang Jiu look after him so attentively along the way, Jin Hexun pressed his lips together. He really does like me.

But what Wang Jiu was actually thinking:

This meat's burnt. What a waste to throw it away. Jin Hexun can have it.

This tent doesn't seem very sturdy. Let Jin Hexun try it out first.

This deadweight walks way too slowly. I'd better go ahead on my own.

When the deadweight got on his nerves yet again, Wang Jiu turned a sinister look on the man beside him, sparks practically blazing in his eyes. I'll take you out sooner or later!

The deadweight he was glaring at kept his face expressionless, but thought to himself: He really loves me. I can see stars in his eyes!

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[Dating Show]:

The guest list for the country's first dating show, Heartbeat Alert, sparked heated discussion as soon as it was announced.

A popular young celebrity, a newly emerging singer-songwriter, two movie-star exes who had parted amicably years ago, and... Wang Jiu, a newly popular variety-show star bringing a kid to a dating show.

Viewers assumed Wang Jiu, who was bringing a kid, was just a pretty face hired by the show to draw attention. But to their surprise...

The refined, elegant new singer smiled and wrote him a song.

The mature, steady, domineering CEO invited him to lunch.

Even the movie star who was supposed to rekindle things with his ex on the show wrote Wang Jiu's name on his list of people he was interested in.

The viewers were confused and deeply shocked.

When the kid saw the older guys eyeing Dad covetously, he blinked and handed out rejection cards one after another:

"Uncle is nice, but Dad likes tall guys."

"Uncle is tall, but Dad likes handsome guys."

"Uncle is tall and handsome, but Dad likes guys who can cook."

The camera followed the kid as he handed out rejection cards, until it landed on a certain movie star sitting quietly in the corner.

Just as the viewers were ready to see him get a rejection card too, the kid's loud voice rang out:

"Daddy!"

Theme: True kindness is everywhere, and repaying kindness is the way to live.