Behold, the Strongest Elementary Schooler in Beika!

[Recommending my friend's monthly subscription stories, "The Gin Who Likes Me and the Rye I Like" and "The Organization's Heir, But a Gin-Obsessed Fool," by Shi Kou Yun] Elementary School Kid is a terminal case of second-year syndrome. Second-year syndrome, as the name suggests, is the kind of chuuni sickness elementary school kids get. Kids that age are always lost in their fantasies, dreaming impossible dreams. Elementary School Kid is one of the best of them. On the first day of school, he made a bold declaration: He would make the whole world hear the voice of Elementary School Kid! From that day on A new elementary school kid appeared in the urban legends of Beika City. He was mysterious and inscrutable, with superhuman abilities. They say he once punched an armed helicopter into pieces. He was aloof and gloomy, never speaking in front of others unless absolutely necessary. He could scare off enemies with a mere glance. He was incredibly dangerous. Anyone who provoked him met a terrible end, and a famous host warned citizens to stay away from Elementary School Kid. He was none other than Beika Town's strongest elementary school kid, you know who! From then on, elementary school kids became a terrifying presence in Beika Town! I charge through the world, unstoppable! The masses look up to me! You know who, in reality: A seven-year-old elementary school student, whose voice is too sweet and childish and who can't read much, so he never speaks unless absolutely necessary. Currently busy making up for his studies! Joke premise finalized on 2023.04.19. Don't go crazy and claim it's ripping you off. Theme: I charge through the world, unstoppable!