The Silly Cub, the Baby Porn Star Became Popular

[Sand Glyphs, the Daily Life of an Idiot Mother and Daughter] Tutu, the Jade Rabbit baby, was living in the world. She saw a beautiful woman and hugged her, "Mom, where have you been?" Heng'e who was hugged suddenly stepped back: Baby, who are you? When the reporter saw this, he clicked his shutter to record it all. Heng'e's reputation continues to decline. She is a jerk, rude, has a black face, and has poor character... In addition, she gave birth to a daughter in a secret marriage and abandoned her daughter without raising her. However, the DNA test results will not lie. Heng'e took the report and looked at the pink dumplings beside her, "She was born to me?" * In order to restore her reputation, the company arranged for her to appear on the variety show "New Moms on the Road". However, Tutu is a naive person who doesn't understand the world. He doesn't understand the personality of the entertainment industry, and he doesn't understand why his mother always lies? She dismantled her mother again and again on the show. ◎ Traveling to the village, Heng'e looked at a table of farm food, swallowed her saliva, and pretended to be disgusted, "How can I eat this? I only eat Western food, Japanese food, Michelin restaurants, not expensive ones." Tutu was puzzled, "Mom, didn't you say that barbecue hotpot is your favorite? How can you live without snail powder and stinky tofu?" Tutu took out a photo of Heng'e grinning and slurping snail noodles while eating snail noodles with her mother in a shabby shop. Netizen: [This girl is capable of handling things. It is expected that she is really hot. [Heng'e, there's nothing wrong with being down-to-earth. Take back your cool persona. ◎During the performance, Heng'e looked at the simple performance clothes. She wet them many times and felt comfortable, but she pretended to frown and said, "What kind of clothes are these? I only wear famous brands, and only high-end clothes can catch my eye. This is too bad." Tutu didn't understand, "Mom, didn't you say that the coarse linen clothes made by grandpa are the most comfortable? The silk ones are slippery, like snot, and disgusting." Soon, Heng'e was photographed wearing a auntie's dress made by her own father. In the photo, she was dressed in a tacky style, but she was breathtakingly beautiful. Netizens exclaimed: "Stop playing Heng'e. The character of the fairy has been lost for a long time. The fairy really looks good even if she is wearing a sack." ◎The program team set up a homeless man to beg to test everyone's love. Heng'e looked disgusted, covered her nose and walked away. I also didn't forget to brag to my daughter, "Tutu, isn't mom very smart? You can tell it's a trick by the show crew at first glance. We will definitely win this time." Tutu didn't understand, "Mom, why don't you help him? You have donated to many schools, you are a good person." Tutu raised the school donation certificate in his hand, "Mom, your eleventh certificate has arrived too!" Netizen: [! ! ! Heng'e, I will never blackmail you again. * Heng'e held her forehead, "Baby, thanks to you, my mother's personality has completely collapsed." However, I didn't expect that after the character design collapsed, Heng'e went from being disliked by the whole network to being chased by the whole network. [Chinese food is yyds, Chinese people don't cheat Chinese people. [What on earth did the company think of letting Heng'e create the character of a badass woman? True temperament is the best. [Who is Heng'e, a down-to-earth beauty with a kind heart and a kind heart? [Idiot, wronged beauty and her cheating, silly daughter, I love this mother and daughter. Heng'e looked at herself who was being praised by everyone on the hot search on the video, and looked at the man beside her who was hugged by Tutu and called "Daddy", with a dark look on his face. Who can tell her that if God assigned her a baby, how could she also be assigned a handsome husband? Reading guide: 1. The heroine's name is Heng'e, because Chang'e is also known as Chang'e, so she got her name from this. 2. Tutuyin comes from Tutu. ———————— Copywriting of "The National Treasure Panda became famous because the princess was sick in the baby show": # Top Rank Xiaosheng Peng Chao Officially Announces the First Season of "Where Are We Going, Brother"# As soon as the news came out, the whole Internet was hotly debated. [Who can stand Peng Chao's bad temper? The kids won't be crying and making trouble to quit the show, right? [Peng Chao really wouldn't run away in the middle of recording? [Can Peng Chao memorize the variety show script? Won't your acting skills be too bad and you'll be in trouble by then? Everyone was worried about the kid who was going to be his partner: How many lifetimes of bad luck has he had? To suffer this kind of crime. * But after the show was broadcast, everyone slapped them in the face: Is this the legendary use of magic to defeat magic? And, inadvertently, they seem to have faked it? The program team led the team to visit the century-old restaurant, and other guests praised it for being so delicious. Yuanyuan took a bite and spat it out: These are not Qingdao prawns, these are not Rushan oysters, these are not spring bamboo shoots... Peng Chao: Give my baby some junk food to eat. Isn't the program team collecting money for promotion? Later, the Food Hygiene and Safety Inspection Bureau discovered that this store was selling shoddy products and the ingredients were not good enough. Netizen: Is this a walking gourmet? Absolute taste? After arranging accommodation, it was obviously a five-star hotel, but Yuanyuan kept tossing and turning: This bed is not comfortable and I can't sleep. Peng Chao, who looked tired, also suffered from insomnia: Honey, this is indeed a shabby hotel, my skin is covered in red rashes! Soon, the Quality Inspection Bureau discovered that there were problems with the hotel's hygienic quality and asked it to suspend operations for rectification. Netizen: The hotel sleeper welcomes you. When taking photos, Yuanyuan has very high requirements for photos. "Don't use light. Black and white are the truest colors in this world." "You don't need to turn on beauty, the original picture is beautiful." "Don't turn on the filter, I'm cute to begin with." Peng Chao also helped: Honey, I am the only artist whose beauty can stand the test of the original camera. Netizen: Haha, who are you talking about? These days, there aren't many photos online, so you can become an internet celebrity and fight fakes. * With this magical style of painting, Peng Chao, who was the black man on the Internet, was cleared up in the variety show. [The young master's disease should be cured by the princess's disease! [In the professional anti-counterfeiting department, are you really not considering hiring Yuanyuan? A walking anti-counterfeiting machine! Later, Yuanyuan really started to fight counterfeiting with Peng Chao, and the first stop was the entertainment industry. Netizens all over the Internet also imitated Peng Chao and called Yuanyuan baby. The reporter interviewed Peng Chao: "Why are they all called Yuanyuan Baby?" Peng Chao: "..." What a treasure. This is the national treasure panda, so precious! Otherwise, how could you develop such a princess disease? His father who runs a zoo told him to take good care of Yuanyuan! ———————— The text of "So, what is so noble about domestic entertainment?" Is as follows: Xu Ling, the master spy of the apocalypse, was on a mission. Just as the password was about to be cracked, he was transported to modern times and bound to the entertainment industry god system. System: The entertainment industry is too chaotic, with tax evasion and capital making stars, blabla, go ahead, you will be the Ziweixing of the entertainment industry in 20X3. Xu Ling: If you are in such a mess, why do you still want to be a star? By the time you see one cockroach, the house is already full of cockroaches. She chose to expose the dark side of the entertainment industry and rectify domestic entertainment. * Relying on the inside story of the God-Being System and his own super investigative abilities, a star in the entertainment industry's anti-counterfeiting industry is rising. The first step in rectification starts from the front of the stage. It was revealed that the actress and the actor had been living their own lives, with no one to take care of their children, and the loving and family-oriented relationship they had built up over the years had both collapsed. The top-notch little girl has not improved her business for many years, and has also evaded taxes, insulted fans, and resold the gifts carefully selected by fans. A new young student was revealed to have had an affair with a number of big fans, and the persona he created as a career-oriented fan collapsed. The bastard was delighted: Is this how your brother dotes on others? It's so special. The second step of rectification is to return communication to reality and break the star-making operation. Late at night, transfer records and hype insider information from A-list paparazzi and celebrity studios went straight to the hot search, confirming the star-making rumors. The box office of the annual bad movie was revealed to be faked. The master Shenyin used a data model to calculate that the real box office was only 1/100 of the announced amount. Money was laundered, and the bad money was actually real. The annual membership price list signed by many celebrities and Weibo has been made public, and screenshots of data compiled by big fans have been leaked. Netizens called out: Oh my goodness, the relationship hot search for Bao Nian is not a joke? The Nth step of rectification is to remove the firepower and take the path of capital, leaving capital with nowhere to go. A new entertainment company is blowing up. From the front to the back, screenwriters to actors, and post-production to agents, a nationwide call for submissions has been launched. As long as you have a dream of becoming a star, as long as you have real skills, as long as you have a good script, this is your big stage. Other Capital: Where did this dark horse come from? I haven't heard of it in our circle. How come you don't follow the rules? Before the rectification, the attitude of fans was: My brothers and sisters are the best, where did the unscrupulous media come from? After the rectification, the attitude of fans: They are rubbish in the entertainment industry, ruining my youth, cheating on my feelings, and using capital to create stars, get out of the entertainment industry. Xu Ling finally became a new star in the entertainment industry in 20X3. The system looks at the increasingly complex trends: Are all roads leading to Rome? Purpose: To love life, start by loving everyone around you