Xuanmen boss Bai Xun has traveled through 999 worlds, but he still can't find the last trace of his master's soul.
In the 1000th world, she had almost no hope and was bound to the haunted house sales system.
System: Woohoo, I want a gold medal, who wants a little loli...
Before he finished speaking, the system found that it could no longer make a sound.
The system looked at the little girl in front of him, put its slender index finger on his forehead, and read his inner thoughts.
[The haunted house is unsaleable, please help us.
[The greater the sales, the more life points, and live streaming rewards are also legitimate income.
[I am obviously a virtual coder, why can she touch me?
Bai Xun OS: Found it.
Bai Xun: Do you want a body? I can give it to you.
Bai Chun made a trick, and the system turned into a pink child.
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Haunted houses where people have died or houses where ghosts are frequently encountered have always been unsaleable at half the price.
However, the market for haunted houses in Youdu has been booming recently, and you can't buy them even if the price is increased.
Just because Tian Tian Shi opened the light to drive away evil spirits in the haunted house, it was a big peace talisman.
[My husband and I have been married for seven years. If it weren't for Master Bai's guidance, I wouldn't have known that he had so many women outside without telling me and even killed people.
[Cheat sales, the house I bought actually killed someone, there was a baby crying every night, the kid was reincarnated, and I was finally able to sleep peacefully.
[Don't compete with me, everyone. The haunted house being auctioned in Master Bai's live broadcast room tonight belongs to me. I also want to get the super double.
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Bai Xun's live broadcast room has become popular, and netizens are swiping it one by one. It has always been at the top of the popularity list.
But everyone noticed that when Master Bai was exorcising evil spirits, he was always followed by a chattering little kid.
"What you want is money, do you understand?"
"Why change it to success virtue?"
"What did you put into my body? How did I get bigger?"
But Bai Xun just continued to do the live broadcast of haunted house sales without expression, exorcising evil spirits, catching ghosts, capturing demons, killing demons...
The child grew up very quickly and soon became a handsome young man.
When danger came, the beautiful young man formed a seal in front of Bai Xu, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you for my master."
Audience: As a teacher? Master! Who nurtured whom?
A full-level Celestial Master heroine who is ruthless and doesn't talk much* loses her memory and transforms into a talkative system hero
Guide:
1. Metaphysics + raising cubs + live broadcast, the male protagonist is the female protagonist's master, and he is also the system, two-way redemption
2. The metaphysical content in the article contains many private assumptions, so please do not read too closely.
Conception:.