After Getting Blacklisted Online, the Laid-Back Fish Saves Her Foil and Goes Viral

Quick transmigration veteran Jian Zhuyi retired, but on the very day of her retirement, a System malfunction sent her into the body of an internet-wide pariah celebrity.

Disillusioned, she gives up trying. Wherever she goes, she's a top-tier slacker, and all the people around her turn out to be cannon fodder used for comparison.

On a parent-child variety show, a has-been actress and her rebellious son become the comparison targets of a popular young star and her stepson. Netizens criticize the actress for having a child but failing to raise him properly.

After Jian Zhuyi joins the show as a special guest,

the popular young star takes her outstanding stepson to tutoring and extracurricular classes, raising him as if he were her own.

Jian Zhuyi, meanwhile, becomes like a big sister to the actress's son. She sneaks the rebellious kid into an internet cafe to play games, then takes him fishing, hiking, and out for barbecue the next day, all under the pretext of enjoying life...

Netizens: Just wait. The actress is about to blow up. She hates people with no ambition. Jian Zhuyi will be kicked off the show in no time. :)

Everyone waits for Jian Zhuyi to be thrown out. They wait and wait, until the actress affectionately takes her hand, close as sisters.

In the final shot, the actress, still beautiful and full of charm, looks relieved. “Quick, go! Don't let my idiot son see you. It's my turn to go shopping and do yoga with you today!”

Netizens: ...Wait, are you sure you're following the right script?!

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At the top-student selection competition, Jian Zhuyi, who can't sing or dance, becomes a mentor. The trainees at camp roll their eyes and avoid her whenever they see her.

The other mentors all have top trainees under their wings. Jian Zhuyi is assigned a quiet, awkward underachiever. Word is that she's the biological daughter recently found by a wealthy family, and Class A has a younger sister who serves as her comparison target.

The other mentors stay up all night trying to train contestants who can debut, while Jian Zhuyi...

Jian Zhuyi glances at her student, tosses her two notebooks, then lies down. “Practice on your own. Don't disturb my beauty sleep until you've learned it.”

Student: “...”

Netizens: Just wait. The audition will be the day she embarrasses herself.

Yet on audition day, Jian Zhuyi and her student win first place with an utterly dominant performance. Several mentors behind her smile and ask about her teaching methods.

Netizens: Hahaha... Wait, what?

Their grins disappear in an instant.

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Then there's the rustic variety show set in the mountains. Everyone else goes hungry and struggles through hard times, while Jian Zhuyi somehow turns it into a peaceful countryside retreat.

Netizens: We're all on the same show, so why is she the only one living in luxury???

Jian Zhuyi thinks all the variety shows in the entertainment industry are pretty fun. As a celebrity who's both hated and popular, she's like a brick: wherever the show needs more buzz, they send her there.

But as she keeps getting moved around, she becomes a huge star. Not only does she have endless resources and connections, even her trending topics on Weibo become:

#WhatCanMyWifeDoToday

#MyWifeIsSoAmazingAgainToday

#DoesMyWifeHaveTheScriptToSaveTheWorld

Bonus Scene

Gu Ningchen is absorbed in his work. Even when his family arranges a fiancée for him, he doesn't care and never takes the initiative to chat with her.

One day, he happens to click on his fiancée's Weibo account and sees a beautiful woman with bright eyes and pearly teeth livestreaming. The comments are all calling her “wife.”

Netizen 1: I hope President Gu kicks the bucket today so I can inherit his wife.

Netizen 2: My supervisor praised me for working the sewing machine today and said I have a talent for it. But I don't have any talent. The rhythm of my foot on the pedal is just my heartbeat as I think of my wife.

Gu Ningchen: ???

P.S. The heroine really can do everything, and she's awesome at all of it.

Theme: People should keep striving