Evil God Simulator, but My Talent Is Internet Memes

You downloaded a little game called *Evil God Simulator*. Now, begin the simulation! [First Generation Simulation from the Start: Abandoned Infant in the Slums] [How pitiful. You're a sickly child, abandoned by your parents as soon as you were born... Wait, how is your appearance stat as high as 90?] [So, your talent is... (Choose one of three)] [1. New Era Trendsetter] [2. If We're Sisters, Take a Swing at Me] [3. The World Is One Big Shoddy Production] [You choose Talent 1. Continuing the simulation...] [Because of your extraordinary beauty, the fairies find you and take you back to the forest, raising you with a mountain of precious jewels. You have plenty, but you can never be satisfied.] [He's a king? So what? You're a prestigious trendsetter! It's a dragon? So what? You're a prestigious trendsetter! It's a god? So what? You're a prestigious trendsetter! ...] [Ending Achieved: Witch of the Night Forest] [Whether kings and dukes of the human world or the pinnacles of power in the mysterious realms, all bow before you and obey the rules you set.] [You are a witch who can do anything and have everything. At last, you ascend to godhood in an eternal legend, and people call you the Witch of the Night Forest.] [Start the next round of simulation?] [-- Yes] [Second Generation Simulation from the Start: Second-Generation Evil God] [You are the child of the evil god "Root of Fear." From birth, you face a brutal battle royale against 10,086 siblings. Only one victor will earn the favor and coronation of the Mother Goddess, and the right to stand beside the divine throne and keep her company for all eternity.] [So, your talent is... (Choose one of three)] [1. If You're Killed, You Die] [2. What a Quack! You Really Are Terrible at This!] [3. That's true music!] [You choose Talent 3. Continuing the simulation...] [Ending Achieved: World-Burning Symphony, Unfading Truth] [You are an evil god born from the concept of music. Wherever music exists, it is under your control.] [All beings fear you, so they erase music, musical instruments, and songs from civilization. From then on, all worlds sink into dull silence.] [Start the next round of simulation?] [-- Yes] [Third Generation Simulation from the Start: God's Bones] [You are the skull of a fallen god...] [You rise from death, decay, and bones. Only then do the people of the world learn what the twilight of life truly is.] [So, your talent is...] [1. Let Me Give You a Little Test.] [2. 3G Is So Fast!] [3. Sister-in-Law, Open Up! It's Me, Your Brother-in-Law.] [You have chosen Talent 2. Continuing the simulation...] [Fourth Generation Simulation from the Start: Maid's Daughter] [Ending: Radiant Pope -- no one fails to submit to your teachings.] [Fifth Generation Simulation from the Start: Green Snake in a Ruined Temple (Chinese-Style Evil God)] [Ending: The Impassive Mountain God -- you are the mountain range itself. When you turn over, the earth shakes; when you breathe, mist surges forth.] [Reading Guide] 1. As the title suggests, the protagonist is a chaotic evil god player. Whatever is fun goes. The simulated universes include endings where evil gods destroy the world, among other things, so readers with a strong sense of morality should proceed with caution. 2. Some of the memes included are from several years ago. 3. I write whatever comes to mind, not necessarily in the order given in the synopsis. The plot is shameless and full of fun, racing wildly ahead. The simulated settings mix Eastern and Western elements, all in an alternate fantasy world. 4. This is a work written for my own amusement. Updates are whenever I feel like it. 5. No unsolicited writing advice, baseless negative reviews, presumptuous labeling, trolling, or unsupported plagiarism accusations. Comments like these will be deleted. Theme: Be civil online and play games responsibly.