I'm Frail, So Why Did I Turn Into a Warhorse?!

[Hey, everyone, the novel will go VIP tomorrow, the 31st!] Song Zheng transmigrates to ancient times and becomes the warhorse of a renowned general, a man addicted to bathing in blood on the battlefield: the Guardian General. Huo Jifeng has a bloodthirsty nature. He has spent twenty years fighting on the battlefield, and countless enemy soldiers have died by his hand. More than a hundred horses have also run themselves to death or died in battle beneath him. In short, any horse he picks is not far from death. Song Zheng arrives just as the many warring states are locked in constant conflict and fighting along the borders is fierce. War can break out at any moment. But Song Zheng has been sickly since childhood. Even a minor cold can give him a fever, and if he is not careful, he might end up in the ICU. Now this kind of soul has entered a warhorse... Huo Jifeng is about to spar on horseback with his men, but before the fight even begins, his horse throws him off. Huo Jifeng charges into battle, sweeping his spear through the enemy ranks, but not a single enemy dies because his horse cannot keep running. Song Zheng: "... I really did my best..." Huo Jifeng is perplexed. His prized horse, which has been with him for over a year, has become delicate. It thinks the stable is dirty, needs to rest after running a few steps, and often ignores him. Other warhorses eat grass, but his secretly licks up minced meat. Other warhorses drink water, but his wants wine. Other warhorses love to gallop at full speed, but his likes to sleep in. Later on, a fresh-faced young soldier appears in the military camp, with fair skin and delicate features, so frail he cannot lift or carry anything. The general also keeps dragging him into his tent for a scolding. The soldiers: "Look, the general has made Xiao Song blush again." Song Zheng, clutching his lower back: "..." Note: One-on-one pairing, both leads are each other's only partners. Don't overanalyze the logic. An imaginary dynasty, with plenty of author-invented details. Coming soon: Brother, I'm Super Sweet! PS: A cool, straight junior seme X a scheming, dark-hearted campus heartthrob who loves teasing people and ends up giving him his heart. Campus romance / online dating / mutual flirting / sweet on the outside, dark on the inside / fluffy romance / turning a straight guy gay The summer after graduating from high school. A friend comes to Ji Yan: Bro, my sister got played by Nanda's campus heartthrob. You have to help me get revenge! Ji Yan: How? Friend: Date him online, meet him in person, then dump him hard! Ji Yan: Uh... Unable to withstand his friend's endless pestering, Ji Yan agrees and sends a photo to his older brother at university: Bro, edit my photo to make me look like a pretty girl. Ji Han is gaming, so he casually sends the photo to his roommate, Zhuo Yuyang: Bro, edit my little brother's photo. Make him a girl, a beauty, the hotter the better. Zhuo Yuyang edits it. That evening, a stranger sends him a friend request on WeChat. After accepting it, he receives the very photo he edited. The stranger: [Hey, big bro, want to date online? That's me in the photo. I'm super sweet~~] Zhuo Yuyang is both amused and exasperated. Once he confirms it's his roommate's little brother, he plays along: [Just how sweet are you?] From then on, they keep acting their parts for each other. It's just that the "player" keeps making more and more outrageous demands. [Can we have a voice call?] [I want to see a photo of your legs today.] [Babe, will you wear a super short skirt for your hubby?] Ji Yan sneers: So he really is a player!! When they meet in person, Ji Yan dresses as a girl. Zhuo Yuyang is wicked. When Ji Yan needs to use the bathroom, he personally escorts him to the women's restroom and smiles as he watches Ji Yan get stuck in an awkward dilemma. Ji Yan gets back at him by pressing his legs together and holding down his short skirt: "Big bro, I got my period. Could you buy me some sanitary pads?" Zhuo Yuyang raises an eyebrow. Not only does he buy him sanitary pads, he also gets him a pair of women's underwear. "Your underwear must be dirty. You should change." There is always someone one step craftier. Ji Yan: "... Fuck!!!" Zhuo Yuyang gets hooked on teasing him, and somewhere along the way, he ends up turning himself gay. He likes his little brother, finds him interesting, and thinks having a wife like him would be pretty nice. He is ready to come clean. Meanwhile, Ji Yan realizes the time is right and decisively breaks up with him: [Waaah, I'm sorry, big bro, but we have to break up. I cheated on you and I'm pregnant with someone else's baby. We really can't be together.] Zhuo Yuyang: "..." The excuse is ridiculous, but Zhuo Yuyang is genuinely panicking. How did he suddenly lose his wife??! Note: One-on-one pairing, both leads are each other's only partners. A sweet story, and. Zhuo Yuyang is not a player. Someone else is pretending to be him. Theme: A heart of iron and loyalty, never failing one's country.