After the Sharp-Tongued Director I Met Online Was Exposed

CP: A hot-tempered singer who can turn into a melodramatic little crybaby when he’s acting cute, the bottom, X a strict, sharp-tongued director who doesn’t hesitate to make a move on his wife, the top 1. Lu Xiao is a popular singer whose hobby is online gaming. One day, his in-game character is stolen. The thief even puts the account up for sale online, so Lu Xiao buys a female character and approaches the buyer. He lays on the charm, acting cute and flirting to earn their trust and become friends, all so he can get his character back. But before he knows it, he’s started an online romance with the buyer. Lu Xiao: The new outfit is so pretty~ His partner: Buy it. Lu Xiao: Someone just rode a dragon across the plaza (°ー°〃) His partner: Buy it. Lu Xiao: Why do you want to buy me everything? His partner: You’re my wife. If I don’t buy it for you, who will? 2. To raise Lu Xiao’s profile, his company lands him a role in a film directed by the notorious tyrant Qin Zhou. Qin Zhou is strict and demanding, with a vicious tongue, and he hates actors who are parachuted into projects. His assessment of Lu Xiao is lower than anything he’s ever given before: no acting talent whatsoever, a hopeless lump of clay, one rotten apple spoiling the whole barrel. Once filming begins, the atmosphere on set is so oppressive that everyone is on edge. Lu Xiao complains to his partner: “The boss has such a bad temper. He scolds me every day. Can you even get menopause when you’re young?” His partner comforts him: “You can take the good and leave the bad in what your boss says. It’s like peeling off an ugly orange rind and eating only the fruit inside.” The next day, Qin Zhou sees the actor he loathes most constantly eating oranges, while the peels in the trash can have been shredded to pieces. On the day they film the big scene, they work late into the night. Lu Xiao complains as usual: “The set was terrifying today. He finished scolding one person and moved on to the next, and even made a young woman cry. He said the principle of work is to strive for perfection, and crying won’t help. How cruel!” His online partner falls silent for a long time. Hadn’t he said exactly those words today? 3. By chance, Lu Xiao discovers that Qin Zhou is his online partner. He goes home that very day and files for divorce online. Qin Zhou calls immediately. “Why did you divorce me?” Lu Xiao: “I don’t think I’m good enough for you. I have no acting talent, I’m a hopeless lump of clay, and I’m one rotten apple spoiling your whole barrel.” That night, Qin Zhou picks the fastest car in his garage and knocks on Lu Xiao’s door. “I want to have a proper talk with you.” Reader’s Guide: 1. One-on-one romance, both are each other’s first, sweet and doting romance, with only a little heartbreak and groveling. 2. A mix of keyboard-based online gaming and everyday showbiz life. There may be very little about acting; the showbiz elements serve the plot. 3. The top is sharp-tongued, strict and incisive at work, the type whose words are harsh but whose heart is kind. The leads marry at the beginning for work-related reasons, and their relationship develops gradually. 4. The game has lots of original rules, so don’t expect airtight logic. Up Next: The Big Shot Refuses to Die After Being Married Off for Good Luck CP: Taotie Tao Ti, a seemingly frail bottom who only cares about earning money and eating, X Yazi Qi Zhen, a possessive, petty, vindictive top who is generous only to the bottom 1. Tao Ti’s daily routine: earn money and eat. But as a Taotie, he can never get full, so making money is his top priority. Dating? Cold stare: Don’t understand it, can’t do it. It would only slow down my money-making. 2. Just as the pawnshop is about to go under, the news reports: Qi Zhen, the head of Tianhong Group, has cancer, and it’s already terminal. He is looking for someone to marry him and bring him good luck, regardless of gender. After the marriage contract ends, the new spouse will receive compensation of 100 million. Netizens from every walk of life find creative ways to turn him down. Netizen 1: With that temper, he’s definitely a wife-beater. I’m not ready to die! Netizen 2: Mom told me I’m already promised to someone! Netizen 3: Dad says I’m the only heir for three generations. I can’t let the family line end with me. But Tao Ti offers himself up. This deal has only one purpose: Wait for Qi Zhen to die. 3. Before getting married, the big shot: He acts like a lunatic and angers the Heavenly Dao. Qi Zhen: You want me dead by the third watch? I’ll go die at the second watch instead! His brother: This lunatic!!! On the wedding day: After being knocked unconscious by heavenly lightning, he wakes up and learns he’s already married. Qi Zhen: Who the hell wants to marry for good luck? Anyone who dares enter my room, I’ll kill them! Don’t let me see them! Not long after the wedding: A mysterious new member appears at the Bureau for Monitoring Harmony Between Humans and Demons. He snatches up every one of the few monthly missions that earn merit and extend one’s life. What a damn nuisance!!! Tao Ti: When is he going to die already? (cold stare.jpg) Setting: Great merit can be exchanged for extra years of life. Also known as Dating While Wearing a Human Secret Identity and Why Doesn’t the Big Shot Want to Die? Reader’s Guide: One-on-one sweet romance, fighting monsters while falling in love, with a mountain of original worldbuilding. Coming Soon: The Entire Dorm Turned Into Dogs Huan City Morning News: A university building collapsed, leaving numerous students injured... The four residents of Dorm 401 were among the victims. All four were hospitalized and fell into comas. When they woke up, they had become dogs belonging to the top financial conglomerate, the Fu family. 1. Song Xingqi was the biggest coward in the dorm. His soul ended up inside a Tibetan Mastiff. Faced with a tiny puppy many times smaller than him, the Tibetan Mastiff trembled with fear. Whenever the puppy barked, he hid behind the Fu family eldest son’s heel, whimpering. On the day of a thunderstorm, a huge lump rose under Fu Chen’s blanket: the guard dog had been so frightened of the thunder that it had crawled into bed with him. But the Tibetan Mastiff was smart and clever. He could fetch the newspaper, wake people up, and was remarkably perceptive. 2. Qiu Zijie was a computer genius who transmigrated into a husky. The original husky had constantly wrecked the house, so its cruel owners sent it to live with Fu family’s second son. Fu Yu was a withdrawn, cold-hearted, ruthless business prodigy. One day, a hacker broke into his computer. He cast a wide net to catch the intruder, then saw on his surveillance footage that his husky was sitting in front of the laptop and typing... 3. Sheng Xiaoxing was the most difficult guy in the dorm. When he woke up, he was in a filthy place and had become a scrawny Shiba Inu. Wary of everyone, he lunged at the man feeding him and bit him, breaking the skin on world boxing champion Fu Yan’s hand. While everyone expected Fu Yan to punch him to death, Fu Yan picked him up and took him home. No one knew that Fu Yan, nicknamed the Iceberg, was secretly a dog-obsessed fanatic. He bathed the Shiba Inu, brushed his fur, and cleaned his butt with cotton swabs... 4. Jiang Ling was the school’s infamous playboy, with more ex-boyfriends than meals he’d eaten. Seductive and beautiful were his defining traits, but he was furious to find he’d transmigrated into a tiny Bichon Frise. How was he supposed to win over men looking like this?!! He glared at the Fu family’s youngest son, who had his arms around two people, bared his teeth, and pounced, scratching up the faces of the others. Later, word got around that a famous playboy had been put in his place by a dog, and that he doted on it like crazy, even claiming he wanted to marry a dog... Later still, the four young men woke up in the hospital and started their lives over. The Fu family: Four grown men with murderous looks on their faces. Their once-obedient, well-behaved, remarkably clever dogs had all turned into IDIOTS! Whether their wives were human or dog, they were going to find them! Reader’s Guide: Four couples, chaotic and hilarious, sweet romance, doting love, and ridiculous comedy. Theme: Hard work will never let you down, and one day you’ll earn recognition.