Blurb One:
[My parents really like the neighbor's dog. They often invite him over for dinner during the New Year, and I always feel awkward when I see that dog. Is there any way to stop him from coming in?]
1L: Sounds like your parents are lonely. Spend more time with them, or just get them a dog.
2L: How can anyone feel awkward around a dog?? Do you think the dog isn't awkward? A dog going to a neighbor's house for dinner is awkward too, okay?
3L: When the dog comes over for dinner, just go hide in your room. Out of sight, out of mind.
[My parents insist I eat with the dog, and I can't hide. Is there any way to make him shut up?]
89L: Huh? Does the dog sit at the table and eat with you?
91L: Hold its mouth shut. That'll stop it from barking.
98L: I'm curious what kind of dog it is for the original poster to hate it so much.
[That dog and I have a blood feud. We're enemies for life, but my parents don't know about it.]
160L: Did the dog bite you, original poster? That's awful. It should be fine to tell your parents. They'll understand.
161L: People and dogs don't hold grudges forever. Let it go. Why get mad at a dog?
[Everyone seems to have misunderstood... Actually, that dog is my ex-boyfriend... and my childhood friend. But my parents don't know we used to date, and now they invite him over for dinner all the time. It's so awkward. What should I do?]
Blurb Two:
Jian Mi thinks he must have done every bad thing imaginable in his past life to end up meeting Gu Yao in this one.
Gu Yao is crazy, an idiot, and sick in the head. He likes men and went after him. He's such a fucking ***.
Anyone who gets involved with a guy like that is doomed to bad luck. Jian Mi knows from personal experience: he's definitely unlucky.
They meet again years after breaking up.
Jian Mi: Gu Yao, I hate you so much.
Gu Yao: Is that so? When we were dating, you didn't say that. You said I was the brightest star in the sky, and that you'd hide me in your heart and love me alone for the rest of your life.
Jian Mi: ...
Heh. Gu Yao, go die!
A crazy, manipulative, sweet-talking top x a short-tempered, honest bottom
The top really is crazy!
Theme: We're all friends
