I Got Drunk and Made Out with My Childhood Friend

[Advance notices: The blurb for Gu Yao, Drop Dead! and Dying of Laughter, Who Wants to Be a Beta? is below. Please bookmark them~]

Le Yi has lived for almost twenty years, and two things really bother him.

First, his name is actually pronounced Yue Yi, not Le Yi, but people always get it wrong.

Second, his childhood friend Lin Ce is far too possessive of him.

The solution to the first problem was that he got the nickname Lele. The second still has no solution.

On his twentieth birthday, he gained another thing to worry about.

He got drunk and kissed his childhood friend.

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Lin Ce likes Le Yi. Using his childhood-friend status, he keeps Le Yi firmly within his reach.

He's just waiting for Le Yi to realize his feelings and change their relationship.

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On Le Yi's twentieth birthday, a drunk Le Yi leaned against Lin Ce with a soft smile. Lin Ce couldn't resist and bent down to kiss him.

When he woke up the next morning, Le Yi was nowhere to be seen in the dorm.

Lin Ce checked his phone's location tracker. He was on the roof.

Le Yi was up there contemplating life, unsure how to face his childhood friend, when Lin Ce called.

Lin Ce: "Where did you go?"

Le Yi: "I'm tainted."

Lin Ce: "...What?"

Reader's Guide:

1. This is a very, very, very slow-burn slice-of-life story. (Summer is slow, and so am I.)

3. The possessiveness is Schrodinger's possessiveness. (At least, that's what Le Yi thinks.)

2. The characters aren't perfect. They're just two ordinary people.

7. I'll add more if I think of anything.

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Advance Notice: Gu Yao, Drop Dead!

Jian Mi thinks he must have done nothing but bad things in his last life to end up meeting Gu Yao in this one.

Gu Yao is crazy, an idiot, and has a twisted mind. He likes men and has to go after him. What a fucking ***.

Anyone who gets involved with this guy is bound to have bad luck. Jian Mi can confirm from personal experience: he really is that unlucky.

They meet again years after breaking up.

Jian Mi: "Gu Yao, I hate you so much."

Gu Yao: "Really? That's not what you said when we were dating. You said I was the brightest star, and that you wanted to hide me in your heart and love only me for the rest of your life."

Jian Mi: "..."

Heh. Gu Yao, drop dead!

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Advance Notice: Dying of Laughter, Who Wants to Be a Beta?

Xia Yingxing was born into a beta family. Both his dad and his other dad are betas, so according to international genetic principles, there's a ninety percent chance he'll present as a beta.

The remaining ten percent is up to fate.

After a long period of presenting, Xia Yingxing received fate's verdict: he had presented as a beta.

A beta with no scent, who was a little good-looking but couldn't punch two people at once like an Alpha or be sweet and delicate like an Omega. He was simply an...

ordinary beta.

Xia Yingxing doesn't want to be a beta. These days, there's no future in being one.

He went to the supermarket and bought a bottle of Snowbell Orchid-scented body spray for eight yuan and fifty cents, along with a stack of scent-suppressing patches. Then he disguised himself as an Alpha with Snowbell Orchid pheromones.

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He Yu has pheromone sensitivity. Other than betas, who have no pheromones, he can't have close contact with any Alpha or Omega.

On the first day of transferring schools, He Yu moved into the dormitory. Because of his condition, his parents had specially arranged for him to have a beta roommate.

A beta was great. He Yu was satisfied.

But could someone explain why the whole dorm smelled like Snowbell Orchids?

Xia Yingxing: "Sorry, I just presented as an Alpha, so I'm not used to controlling my pheromones yet."

He Yu: "You're an Alpha?"

Xia Yingxing: "Yes. Don't doubt it, I really am an Alpha!"

Theme: Cherish the present and strive for a better future